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stuart!
@stuartfdrake.bsky.social
a work of non-fiction; completely alive and for real. i make music and little movies when i'm not thinking really hard about my own death

tāmaki makaurau, auckland, nz
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not enough people are standing in the middle of roundabouts shrieking
March 10, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Charlie, don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted.
April 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am very, very weak, but they are two different things.
April 1, 2025 at 4:09 PM
are any of these men funny? i do not get the sense that any of these men are very funny. the beatles' secret sauce was that they were funny
The 4 ‘BEATLES’ biopics will officially star:

• Harris Dickinson as John Lennon
• Paul Mescal as Paul McCartney
• Barry Keoghan as Ringo Starr
• Joseph Quinn as George Harrison

All in theaters on April 2028
April 1, 2025 at 5:54 AM
you would have to murder me with a pickaxe in order to get me to watch the minecraft movie. and then i would be dead, so i wouldn't have to watch the minecraft movie
April 1, 2025 at 4:37 AM
"am I more than you bargained for yet?" is such a banger opening line and we'd do well to remember that.
April 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
today im pissed off at the use of the word “unextraordinary”. that’s just ordinary bitch!
April 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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GAROL has been added to the cast of Avengers Doomsday
March 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
i think covid safety might be the worst here of the entire world because we successfully gaslit ourselves into thinking we defeated a coronavirus with the power of love by being new zealanders
March 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
why are you laughing? you're making a mockery of the ManGrate.
March 25, 2025 at 10:33 AM
the funniest line in star trek TNG is "are you saying I'm some... blind ghost with clothes?"
March 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
real talk were paul simon and julio doing gay stuff down by the school yard?
March 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
can't stop listening to Sludgefest
March 21, 2025 at 7:27 AM
they’re playing fucking ruby frost at the mall…
March 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
sometimes it’s important that you find the nearest shopping mall and order the largest mochaccino you can find
March 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Hugh is a wonderful guy and a true supporter of independent artists and in my opinion you should listen to this music and have a nice afternoon vibe, I know I am
So that album I've been teasing on the podcast is done! I've put it on streaming via Distrokid, so it'll show up those places whenever that process is done but in the meantime it's here: wolfboy.bandcamp.com/album/in-the...
In The Drift, by Wolfboy
9 track album
wolfboy.bandcamp.com
March 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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So that album I've been teasing on the podcast is done! I've put it on streaming via Distrokid, so it'll show up those places whenever that process is done but in the meantime it's here: wolfboy.bandcamp.com/album/in-the...
In The Drift, by Wolfboy
9 track album
wolfboy.bandcamp.com
March 11, 2025 at 8:35 AM
maybe new job. feeling like the girl who is going to be okay meme
March 12, 2025 at 9:11 AM
my dinners frequently look like the david seymour lunches and there could not be a more scathing indictment
March 11, 2025 at 10:45 AM
chris hipkins has overtaken chris luxon in the suck my nuts political poll
March 11, 2025 at 9:27 AM
c'mon party people. throw your hands in the air. c'mon party people. wave em like you don't care.
March 10, 2025 at 9:54 AM
new @1of200.bsky.social piece is great… Chris Hipkins is a Pathetic Loser

www.1of200.nz/articles/chr...
Chris Hipkins Is a Pathetic Loser — 1/200
On a political level, Hipkins is a pathetic loser. On a personal level, I hate him.
www.1of200.nz
March 10, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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Hi, Āporo Press is publishing three books in the next year. Poetry by Nicola Andrews and Jo Bragg, and a novel by Laura Vincent.

If you’d like to support our indie effort to publish more Māori books we have a Boosted campaign. Mauri ora.

www.thearts.co.nz/boosted/proj...
Three Books from Āporo Press
Boosted is Aotearoa New Zealand’s only arts crowdfunding platform. We’re here to bring creatives and supporters together to grow creativity. With our mentored approach to crowdfunding, we have one of ...
www.thearts.co.nz
March 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
ok i am officially calling this EP "finished". it is 8 songs and 1 sound effect and i will put it out soon like a good boy
March 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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