STRUMPET❗️
@strumpet.bsky.social
✨doom & gloom, but in a fun way✨
She/Her
♑️ & Queer 🏳️🌈Polyaromy Person
🏳️⚧️ Ally
Just Be a Good Human ffs!
My Void Screams:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rsaikmv4hkax6iade4oktvng/feed/aaac3muwv7jjy
She/Her
♑️ & Queer 🏳️🌈Polyaromy Person
🏳️⚧️ Ally
Just Be a Good Human ffs!
My Void Screams:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rsaikmv4hkax6iade4oktvng/feed/aaac3muwv7jjy
Props make the costume
PUT YOUR HAND IN THE BOX!
PUT YOUR HAND IN THE BOX!
October 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Props make the costume
PUT YOUR HAND IN THE BOX!
PUT YOUR HAND IN THE BOX!
My new job is super busy but I also get to order cadaver parts for some of my meetings…so that’s cool
October 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
My new job is super busy but I also get to order cadaver parts for some of my meetings…so that’s cool
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
September 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
Big fan of Marriott. Mostly because they absorbed all of the other chains I liked.
My least favorite type in the portfolio? Courtyard. They look like a drunk Swedish person designed a cheap hotel room, and BTW fuck you -no free breakfast 🫤
My least favorite type in the portfolio? Courtyard. They look like a drunk Swedish person designed a cheap hotel room, and BTW fuck you -no free breakfast 🫤
September 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Big fan of Marriott. Mostly because they absorbed all of the other chains I liked.
My least favorite type in the portfolio? Courtyard. They look like a drunk Swedish person designed a cheap hotel room, and BTW fuck you -no free breakfast 🫤
My least favorite type in the portfolio? Courtyard. They look like a drunk Swedish person designed a cheap hotel room, and BTW fuck you -no free breakfast 🫤
Wish me luck. New job tomorrow. New people who seem really normal. I’ve had a lot of jobs in my life, but I’m hoping that this is “the one”.
September 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Wish me luck. New job tomorrow. New people who seem really normal. I’ve had a lot of jobs in my life, but I’m hoping that this is “the one”.
Here is a picture of the void mid pooper lick.
September 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Here is a picture of the void mid pooper lick.
This is my religion:
September 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
This is my religion:
Headed out to see #nineinchnails in concert. The ranchera music in my uber is killing my vibe…
September 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Headed out to see #nineinchnails in concert. The ranchera music in my uber is killing my vibe…
If the love of your life is not in blue metallic hot pants on Saturday morning you should question your priorities.
September 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
If the love of your life is not in blue metallic hot pants on Saturday morning you should question your priorities.
I’m paying 40 bucks a month 4 LinkedIn Premium because my job is about to be eliminated, and this is the email that I received this morning.
At least lie to me for 40 bucks a month!
At least lie to me for 40 bucks a month!
August 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I’m paying 40 bucks a month 4 LinkedIn Premium because my job is about to be eliminated, and this is the email that I received this morning.
At least lie to me for 40 bucks a month!
At least lie to me for 40 bucks a month!
Apparently, Google AI does not want to talk about it! Shocker!
August 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Apparently, Google AI does not want to talk about it! Shocker!
It was a success. Lasagna always a win.
August 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
It was a success. Lasagna always a win.
At least this handsome boi won’t leave me, mainly because he can’t fit through the cat door
July 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM
At least this handsome boi won’t leave me, mainly because he can’t fit through the cat door
It's Pride Month! Quote with a queer character. 🏳️🌈
June 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
It's Pride Month! Quote with a queer character. 🏳️🌈
Here is a picture of my GF & our cat checking the weather. No overly patriotic ridiculous T-shirts required.
June 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Here is a picture of my GF & our cat checking the weather. No overly patriotic ridiculous T-shirts required.
Someone is trying to throw away this perfectly good cat!
May 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Someone is trying to throw away this perfectly good cat!
The average American has three friends
May 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The average American has three friends
THEM: Tone it down
Me:
Me:
April 4, 2025 at 12:49 PM
THEM: Tone it down
Me:
Me: