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@strumpet.bsky.social
✨doom & gloom, but in a fun way✨
She/Her
♑️ & Queer 🏳️‍🌈Polyaromy Person
🏳️‍⚧️ Ally
Just Be a Good Human ffs!
My Void Screams:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rsaikmv4hkax6iade4oktvng/feed/aaac3muwv7jjy
Props make the costume

PUT YOUR HAND IN THE BOX!
October 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
My new job is super busy but I also get to order cadaver parts for some of my meetings…so that’s cool
October 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
October 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
September 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
More proof
September 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Big fan of Marriott. Mostly because they absorbed all of the other chains I liked.

My least favorite type in the portfolio? Courtyard. They look like a drunk Swedish person designed a cheap hotel room, and BTW fuck you -no free breakfast 🫤
September 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Wish me luck. New job tomorrow. New people who seem really normal. I’ve had a lot of jobs in my life, but I’m hoping that this is “the one”.
September 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Here is a picture of the void mid pooper lick.
September 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This is my religion:
September 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Nip Happy Hour
September 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Headed out to see #nineinchnails in concert. The ranchera music in my uber is killing my vibe…
September 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
If the love of your life is not in blue metallic hot pants on Saturday morning you should question your priorities.
September 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I’m paying 40 bucks a month 4 LinkedIn Premium because my job is about to be eliminated, and this is the email that I received this morning.
At least lie to me for 40 bucks a month!
August 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Apparently, Google AI does not want to talk about it! Shocker!
August 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
It was a success. Lasagna always a win.
August 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
July 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
July 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
July 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
At least this handsome boi won’t leave me, mainly because he can’t fit through the cat door
July 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM
It's Pride Month! Quote with a queer character. 🏳️‍🌈
June 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Here is a picture of my GF & our cat checking the weather. No overly patriotic ridiculous T-shirts required.
June 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Someone is trying to throw away this perfectly good cat!
May 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
May 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The average American has three friends
May 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
THEM: Tone it down

Me:
April 4, 2025 at 12:49 PM