It really is. Don’t beat yourself up

Leftover bacon isn’t a thing tell them to stop talking nonsense

This explains a lot. Especially the fan mail.
Also condolences for having this info in your brain - peace and love ☮️

Men. Why are they? What if they weren’t? (I wish I didn’t enjoy them so much and also yes I need a personal assistant to do this - but for men as well as cheeseburgers)

Feels like both somehow

Oh I would fly to Sydney JUST to punch your ex in the dick. Seriously see red hearing about what fresh bullshit he pulls on you. 💙💙