If I keep all my fucks and give them only to myself I might kick some serious goals
If I keep all my fucks and give them only to myself I might kick some serious goals
but one question - are you Santa though? Will magic disappear from childhoods if you’re not home on Christmas night?
Probably time we did away with Christmas altogether
It’s only fair (not joking)
but one question - are you Santa though? Will magic disappear from childhoods if you’re not home on Christmas night?
Probably time we did away with Christmas altogether
It’s only fair (not joking)
Seeya 😂
Real Sally Field moment over here
Who me? You’re picking me? Wow…
Seeya 😂
Real Sally Field moment over here
Who me? You’re picking me? Wow…
“Dont get too comfortable in there!”
The perimenopausal weep …
“Dont get too comfortable in there!”
The perimenopausal weep …
It’s very nice to see everyone and what they’re saying again
It’s very nice to see everyone and what they’re saying again
Today it was occupied and proving this idiosyncrasy to be sound policy was the presence of a little black hair on the toilet paper roll
Never again, cubicle to the left. Never again
Today it was occupied and proving this idiosyncrasy to be sound policy was the presence of a little black hair on the toilet paper roll
Never again, cubicle to the left. Never again
And then I laughed because I’m the actual worst
And then I laughed because I’m the actual worst