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Invader Skoodge
@strixvariaxix.bsky.social
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i like reading and writing and video games and hockey and music but don't do any of those things for a living. he/him
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i can't tell whether it's a hot dog or a hamburger
an ambiguous child's drawing
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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this is a picture of me

#booksky
3 panels top: Are you reading the books on your TBR? middle: a person begins unsheathing a sword, revealing the message "YES" bottom: the sword is unsheathed further, revealing that the message continues, "YESTERDAY I BOUGHT MORE BOOKS"
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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current vibe for the #njdevils

お前はもう死んでいる
you are already dead meme
April 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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booooo

great seats otherwise but i have to watch the islanders warm up

#njdevils
islanders goalie during warmup
April 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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name one redeeming quality of capitalism

i'll wait
a human skeleton under the ocean. it's probably been there for a while
April 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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@quest64official.bsky.social you have to see this. rile the masses, it's time to revolt
played "quest" as the first guess in today's wordle. all letters are gray
April 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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my globe is drunk
picture of northeast usa on a globe, but all the state boundary lines are completely messed up
March 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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god emperor of dune with the callout of maga forty years ago
quote from the book: "most believe that a satisfactory future requires a return to an idealized past, a past which never in fact existed"
February 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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how do you win by 2 in the shootout msg? #njdevils
scoreboard showing "final/so" with the devils having 4 points and the penguins 2
February 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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jfc this is so accurate #fucktrump
reddit post by "oingerboinger": Also important is that Trump' one true skill, which he actually excels at, is knowing how to sell performative, substance-free acts of pure optics to his cult of followers and keep them begging for more. This one is a double-whammy for him, as he can claim he solved the water issue by doing something simple and idiotic, and it sets up the California summer grow season to have serious problems because all of that water is used for irrigation, so when crops dry up and world food supplies are impacted, he can blame California. And his followers, who are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet, will lap it up because they've already been conditioned to hate California for reasons none of them can come close to cogently articulating.
February 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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i have to say this is a pretty cute spot

#cat #kitten
ragdoll kitten sleeping in the seat of a high chair
January 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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reading children of dune and this quote seems poignant #booksky
Good government never depends upon laws, but upon the personal qualities of those who govern. The machinery of government is always subordinate to the will of those who administer that machinery. The most important element of government, therefore, is the method of choosing leaders.
January 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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it feels like a cruel joke
wind and truth by brandon sanderson next to infinite jest by david foster wallace. wind and truth is noticeably bigger
December 29, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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mom can i get frosted flakes?

we have frosted flakes at home

frosted flakes at home:
cereal branded to look just like the well-known frosted flakes brand but actually is some no-name off brand
December 21, 2024 at 7:18 PM
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the coneheads, played by dan aykroyd, jane curtain, and some other actress i don't know
December 20, 2024 at 7:21 PM
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doge is going to save america
the meme doge with a picture of a shiba inu dog looking suspicious
December 12, 2024 at 9:22 PM
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got to my seats just in time for warmup! let's go devils! #njdevils
devils warming up before the game against the kraken
December 6, 2024 at 11:32 PM
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when i was in high school i learned the word "insurrection" from this mtg card. the real thing's not as fun
magic the gathering card called "Insurrection": {5}{R}{R}{R} Sorcery Untap all creatures and gain control of them until end of turn. They gain haste until end of turn.
December 3, 2024 at 11:40 PM
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i don't know if he understood i was being facetious
skeet reading "but smarter people are less likely to be duped by power-hungry politicians and isn't power for its own sake really the most important thing?" liked by someone with the display name "CRYPTO TRADING INVESTMENT PRO"
December 3, 2024 at 12:16 AM
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trying out a new experiment to spend less time doomscrolling. i call it "poe on the potty" 💙📚
a toilet with the complete works of edgar allan poe, for reading during business time
November 18, 2024 at 5:25 PM
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it's election day
November 5, 2024 at 3:19 PM
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📚💙 wow amazon thanks for the recommendation. not sure i'd have. thought to read this otherwise
android notification recommending to read "defiance of the fall 4" after finishing "defiance of the fall 3"
November 2, 2024 at 11:02 PM
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the world may be on fire, but check out how cute my cat is
a very cute cat
October 23, 2024 at 1:24 PM