Invader Skoodge
@strixvariaxix.bsky.social
i like reading and writing and video games and hockey and music but don't do any of those things for a living. he/him
john cena casually dropping the word "anthropophagy" in his speech in pluribus is just so good
December 8, 2025 at 2:45 AM
john cena casually dropping the word "anthropophagy" in his speech in pluribus is just so good
i am devastated by this franz wagner injury and i've only been a magic fan for two months
December 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
i am devastated by this franz wagner injury and i've only been a magic fan for two months
the best feature in 2xko is getting to see that your opponent has picked teemo before you commit so you can just stall out and not have to play against teemo
December 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
the best feature in 2xko is getting to see that your opponent has picked teemo before you commit so you can just stall out and not have to play against teemo
explaining to my almost-9yo what sexism is, and he interrupts: "oh like donald trump?"
"yeah, actually, good example. he's kind of everything bad a person can be all wrapped up into one"
"yeah..."
*shared moment of somber understanding*
"yeah, actually, good example. he's kind of everything bad a person can be all wrapped up into one"
"yeah..."
*shared moment of somber understanding*
December 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
explaining to my almost-9yo what sexism is, and he interrupts: "oh like donald trump?"
"yeah, actually, good example. he's kind of everything bad a person can be all wrapped up into one"
"yeah..."
*shared moment of somber understanding*
"yeah, actually, good example. he's kind of everything bad a person can be all wrapped up into one"
"yeah..."
*shared moment of somber understanding*
when i was a kid, my dad told me that the older you get, the more conservative you get. the older i get, though, the more i realize my dad has always been full of shit
November 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
when i was a kid, my dad told me that the older you get, the more conservative you get. the older i get, though, the more i realize my dad has always been full of shit
i can't tell whether it's a hot dog or a hamburger
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
i can't tell whether it's a hot dog or a hamburger
watching some thanksgiving football and remembering why i never watch football
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
watching some thanksgiving football and remembering why i never watch football
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
artificial grape flavor is better than actual grapes come at me
November 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
artificial grape flavor is better than actual grapes come at me
skunks smell kind of like pot. like every time i smell a skunk i have to pause and be like "is this a skunk or is this marijuana?"
November 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
skunks smell kind of like pot. like every time i smell a skunk i have to pause and be like "is this a skunk or is this marijuana?"
franz wagner is good at basketball
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
franz wagner is good at basketball
2xko, a game i've been looking forward to since rising thunder was canceled, has been playable for a month and i didn't even realize
November 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
2xko, a game i've been looking forward to since rising thunder was canceled, has been playable for a month and i didn't even realize
a lot of people were kind of instantly anti-ai because of plagiarism or whatever but now that i've played with it for a few years i'm against it because it's horse shit sycophancy
November 14, 2025 at 12:51 PM
a lot of people were kind of instantly anti-ai because of plagiarism or whatever but now that i've played with it for a few years i'm against it because it's horse shit sycophancy
i just had what might be the most important thought of the day
bacon is good
queso is good
so what about putting bacon *in* queso
bacon is good
queso is good
so what about putting bacon *in* queso
November 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM
i just had what might be the most important thought of the day
bacon is good
queso is good
so what about putting bacon *in* queso
bacon is good
queso is good
so what about putting bacon *in* queso
i recently started using my dedicated office space at home and was cooking because of poor ventilation and close proximity to the furnace. it took 2 weeks to remember that there's a ceiling fan in here. oblivious
November 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
i recently started using my dedicated office space at home and was cooking because of poor ventilation and close proximity to the furnace. it took 2 weeks to remember that there's a ceiling fan in here. oblivious
whoever added an orbital laser to dnd as a 2nd level druid spell is a hero
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
whoever added an orbital laser to dnd as a 2nd level druid spell is a hero
a bacon egg and cheese mcgriddle costs more than a bacon egg and cheese on a fresh locally baked bagel that supports a local business. and mcdonalds wonders why business is down
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
a bacon egg and cheese mcgriddle costs more than a bacon egg and cheese on a fresh locally baked bagel that supports a local business. and mcdonalds wonders why business is down
democrats and republicans are playing completely different games
November 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
democrats and republicans are playing completely different games
i'm nearly 40 years old and just discovering how fun it is to watch basketball. shout out to my dad for ruining yet another thing for me when i was a kid
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
i'm nearly 40 years old and just discovering how fun it is to watch basketball. shout out to my dad for ruining yet another thing for me when i was a kid
"when's the next covid?" - my 8yo
hopefully never, son. hopefully never
hopefully never, son. hopefully never
November 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
"when's the next covid?" - my 8yo
hopefully never, son. hopefully never
hopefully never, son. hopefully never
i can't stand sports teams named after years
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
i can't stand sports teams named after years
six weeks with a new therapist and my life is in upheaval but i think it's headed in the right direction finally
November 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
six weeks with a new therapist and my life is in upheaval but i think it's headed in the right direction finally