local vampire
@strig.bsky.social
✨ sr. designer, illustrator, art director ✨
corporate artist making a lot of stuff you'll never see
[open] for work
🖤 prints, etc: http://linktr.ee/localvampire
📧 work inquiries: hellostrigiforme@gmail.com
💼 commercial portfolio available by request
corporate artist making a lot of stuff you'll never see
[open] for work
🖤 prints, etc: http://linktr.ee/localvampire
📧 work inquiries: hellostrigiforme@gmail.com
💼 commercial portfolio available by request
Pinned
[to the tune of working for the weekend]
🎵 everybody's getting canned at my job 🎵
🎵 everybody's getting canned at my job 🎵
November 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
[to the tune of working for the weekend]
🎵 everybody's getting canned at my job 🎵
🎵 everybody's getting canned at my job 🎵
In a prison knife fight with myself for one (1) atom of serotonin
November 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
In a prison knife fight with myself for one (1) atom of serotonin
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"whatever you do, don't anthropomorphize the magic canister we have to imbue with living energy, if you give it a name, it's gonna be bad" and what did the party do? and what was the first thing to die?
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 AM
"whatever you do, don't anthropomorphize the magic canister we have to imbue with living energy, if you give it a name, it's gonna be bad" and what did the party do? and what was the first thing to die?
"whatever you do, don't anthropomorphize the magic canister we have to imbue with living energy, if you give it a name, it's gonna be bad" and what did the party do? and what was the first thing to die?
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 AM
"whatever you do, don't anthropomorphize the magic canister we have to imbue with living energy, if you give it a name, it's gonna be bad" and what did the party do? and what was the first thing to die?
tentatively digging myself out of the creative trenches with a new project i feel fledgling excitement about...it's been a hard year for personal work, my day job takes a significant amount of my creativity, but i've been listening to a LOT of advice from other pros and trying to adjust my mindset.
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
tentatively digging myself out of the creative trenches with a new project i feel fledgling excitement about...it's been a hard year for personal work, my day job takes a significant amount of my creativity, but i've been listening to a LOT of advice from other pros and trying to adjust my mindset.
MAX is ass, sessions have the horrible vibes of those trick timeshare meetings where you think you're hanging out with a friend and then they hit you with yet another AI demo
October 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
MAX is ass, sessions have the horrible vibes of those trick timeshare meetings where you think you're hanging out with a friend and then they hit you with yet another AI demo
true life: i'm building my third corporate illustration library in 2 years on a timeline for ants
October 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
true life: i'm building my third corporate illustration library in 2 years on a timeline for ants
Nothing has made me feel more freed than preparing for the work conference next month, where a billion creatives are preparing to network, and having no personal brand to sell a single soul
October 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Nothing has made me feel more freed than preparing for the work conference next month, where a billion creatives are preparing to network, and having no personal brand to sell a single soul
Stop everything you're doing, it's --
Rotating Sandwiches
that's it
rotatingsandwiches.com
October 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Stop everything you're doing, it's --
I hope he JOKES himself to SATIRE.
September 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I hope he JOKES himself to SATIRE.
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Still riding the high of sending my players through a horrifying flesh-tunnel, surprising them with mystery fluids like it was a seltzer-spraying boutteniere bit, and watching them slowly morph into horrors, themselves, from the exposure. That's roleplay, baybee!!!
September 23, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Still riding the high of sending my players through a horrifying flesh-tunnel, surprising them with mystery fluids like it was a seltzer-spraying boutteniere bit, and watching them slowly morph into horrors, themselves, from the exposure. That's roleplay, baybee!!!
Still riding the high of sending my players through a horrifying flesh-tunnel, surprising them with mystery fluids like it was a seltzer-spraying boutteniere bit, and watching them slowly morph into horrors, themselves, from the exposure. That's roleplay, baybee!!!
September 23, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Still riding the high of sending my players through a horrifying flesh-tunnel, surprising them with mystery fluids like it was a seltzer-spraying boutteniere bit, and watching them slowly morph into horrors, themselves, from the exposure. That's roleplay, baybee!!!
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a quick one of a good friend's planeswalking pretty boy, roman 🖤
September 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
a quick one of a good friend's planeswalking pretty boy, roman 🖤
a quick one of a good friend's planeswalking pretty boy, roman 🖤
September 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
a quick one of a good friend's planeswalking pretty boy, roman 🖤
would be a pretty potent time for a free speech absolutist to make an appearance...alas;
September 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
would be a pretty potent time for a free speech absolutist to make an appearance...alas;
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Happy birthday to a fellow goth, @sarahmason.art !! Please enjoy this humble tribute to her spoopy OC Veil 🖤
September 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Happy birthday to a fellow goth, @sarahmason.art !! Please enjoy this humble tribute to her spoopy OC Veil 🖤
Happy birthday to a fellow goth, @sarahmason.art !! Please enjoy this humble tribute to her spoopy OC Veil 🖤
September 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Happy birthday to a fellow goth, @sarahmason.art !! Please enjoy this humble tribute to her spoopy OC Veil 🖤
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dog ear a book and Mayor McCheese will beat your ass
September 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
dog ear a book and Mayor McCheese will beat your ass
Updates from the corpo art mines: after months of feeding my work into an AI model and having official employees of The Big Brand adjust parameters, it still can't produce anything acceptable visually, in the correct format, and/or according to spec ✌️
September 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Updates from the corpo art mines: after months of feeding my work into an AI model and having official employees of The Big Brand adjust parameters, it still can't produce anything acceptable visually, in the correct format, and/or according to spec ✌️
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I am opening up 10 very limited slots for some pet/creature portraits.
These will be closing by the end of this week. I would love it if all 10 slots were filled!
Feel free to share this around with anyone you may think would be interested in working with me.
Thank you 🤍
These will be closing by the end of this week. I would love it if all 10 slots were filled!
Feel free to share this around with anyone you may think would be interested in working with me.
Thank you 🤍
September 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I am opening up 10 very limited slots for some pet/creature portraits.
These will be closing by the end of this week. I would love it if all 10 slots were filled!
Feel free to share this around with anyone you may think would be interested in working with me.
Thank you 🤍
These will be closing by the end of this week. I would love it if all 10 slots were filled!
Feel free to share this around with anyone you may think would be interested in working with me.
Thank you 🤍
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love a good cliffhanger, so imagine my delight when my company decided to give everyone a month of suspense before they get to find out if they still have a job 😎
August 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
love a good cliffhanger, so imagine my delight when my company decided to give everyone a month of suspense before they get to find out if they still have a job 😎
No real dog in this fight, but I didn't think the logo was that bad. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
August 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
No real dog in this fight, but I didn't think the logo was that bad. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Been running the most hostile RP group I've ever experienced for the last 6 months, AmA
August 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Been running the most hostile RP group I've ever experienced for the last 6 months, AmA