Strictly Splatonic™
@strictlysplatonic.bsky.social
#LoveLoses Est Div 8 Competitive Splatoon 3 team. Aro/Ace supporters. Members followed. Except Artemis he sucks. Throw rocks.
Hello #compsplatoon! Did you know you have the chance to join an awesome team sometime soon?
That's right! Strictly Splatonic looking for 2 new members!
That's right! Strictly Splatonic looking for 2 new members!
October 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Hello #compsplatoon! Did you know you have the chance to join an awesome team sometime soon?
That's right! Strictly Splatonic looking for 2 new members!
That's right! Strictly Splatonic looking for 2 new members!
we took 3rd in Shark Tank Shallow waters tonight! booyah!
Artemis - "dont touch my sub roster"
Leggy - [zones out and gets 19 kills]
Cupdog - REGROUP REGROUP REGROUP
Collie - too excited, pressed the trigger too hard till fingie hurtie :(
Artemis - "dont touch my sub roster"
Leggy - [zones out and gets 19 kills]
Cupdog - REGROUP REGROUP REGROUP
Collie - too excited, pressed the trigger too hard till fingie hurtie :(
September 16, 2025 at 4:40 AM
we took 3rd in Shark Tank Shallow waters tonight! booyah!
Artemis - "dont touch my sub roster"
Leggy - [zones out and gets 19 kills]
Cupdog - REGROUP REGROUP REGROUP
Collie - too excited, pressed the trigger too hard till fingie hurtie :(
Artemis - "dont touch my sub roster"
Leggy - [zones out and gets 19 kills]
Cupdog - REGROUP REGROUP REGROUP
Collie - too excited, pressed the trigger too hard till fingie hurtie :(
would you free Artemis?
August 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
would you free Artemis?
Strictly Splatonic got 2nd in tea cup after an insane bracket reset!
Collie: *infodumping about ocs while waiting for finals*
Rascal: almost dipped to get coffee
Artemis: "WHY ISNT IT USBC?"
Cupdog: stayed up past their bedtime
Collie: *infodumping about ocs while waiting for finals*
Rascal: almost dipped to get coffee
Artemis: "WHY ISNT IT USBC?"
Cupdog: stayed up past their bedtime
August 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Strictly Splatonic got 2nd in tea cup after an insane bracket reset!
Collie: *infodumping about ocs while waiting for finals*
Rascal: almost dipped to get coffee
Artemis: "WHY ISNT IT USBC?"
Cupdog: stayed up past their bedtime
Collie: *infodumping about ocs while waiting for finals*
Rascal: almost dipped to get coffee
Artemis: "WHY ISNT IT USBC?"
Cupdog: stayed up past their bedtime
Strictly Splatonic totally rocked out and took 1st in Iron Bracket in A41 tonight!
Leggy - "if we lose I'm playing brush"
Collie - 741 different technical issues
Artemis - has BAD tastes in rock music
Buhlooey - sub very amused by our shenanigans
Leggy - "if we lose I'm playing brush"
Collie - 741 different technical issues
Artemis - has BAD tastes in rock music
Buhlooey - sub very amused by our shenanigans
August 2, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Strictly Splatonic totally rocked out and took 1st in Iron Bracket in A41 tonight!
Leggy - "if we lose I'm playing brush"
Collie - 741 different technical issues
Artemis - has BAD tastes in rock music
Buhlooey - sub very amused by our shenanigans
Leggy - "if we lose I'm playing brush"
Collie - 741 different technical issues
Artemis - has BAD tastes in rock music
Buhlooey - sub very amused by our shenanigans
"Leggy jump out" they say
"just reset" they say
when will they say "Leggy you got this!"?
"just reset" they say
when will they say "Leggy you got this!"?
July 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
"Leggy jump out" they say
"just reset" they say
when will they say "Leggy you got this!"?
"just reset" they say
when will they say "Leggy you got this!"?
We've got a big announcement! Artemis kept disconnecting and made us lose several sets, so we're crucifying him!
Oh, and we got 2nd place in FTIU 81 bronze bracket.
Artemis: died for our sins, repeatedly
Leggy: would rather be farming rn
Rascal: happy pride month!
Vivi: wants that twink obliterated
Oh, and we got 2nd place in FTIU 81 bronze bracket.
Artemis: died for our sins, repeatedly
Leggy: would rather be farming rn
Rascal: happy pride month!
Vivi: wants that twink obliterated
June 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
We've got a big announcement! Artemis kept disconnecting and made us lose several sets, so we're crucifying him!
Oh, and we got 2nd place in FTIU 81 bronze bracket.
Artemis: died for our sins, repeatedly
Leggy: would rather be farming rn
Rascal: happy pride month!
Vivi: wants that twink obliterated
Oh, and we got 2nd place in FTIU 81 bronze bracket.
Artemis: died for our sins, repeatedly
Leggy: would rather be farming rn
Rascal: happy pride month!
Vivi: wants that twink obliterated
We won Shark Tank: Shallow Waters bronze bracket...AGAIN!
Artemis: "im gonna STEAL THE TOWER"
Leggy: *HAS THE ZOOMIES*
Meogi: caffeine high off mountain dew raspberry lemonade
Rascal: chicken rapped us to victory
Gyrum: sub held hostage
Artemis: "im gonna STEAL THE TOWER"
Leggy: *HAS THE ZOOMIES*
Meogi: caffeine high off mountain dew raspberry lemonade
Rascal: chicken rapped us to victory
Gyrum: sub held hostage
June 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
We won Shark Tank: Shallow Waters bronze bracket...AGAIN!
Artemis: "im gonna STEAL THE TOWER"
Leggy: *HAS THE ZOOMIES*
Meogi: caffeine high off mountain dew raspberry lemonade
Rascal: chicken rapped us to victory
Gyrum: sub held hostage
Artemis: "im gonna STEAL THE TOWER"
Leggy: *HAS THE ZOOMIES*
Meogi: caffeine high off mountain dew raspberry lemonade
Rascal: chicken rapped us to victory
Gyrum: sub held hostage
Here's more fun pictures in Urchin Underpass that we have to share! :]
June 14, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Here's more fun pictures in Urchin Underpass that we have to share! :]
We won FTIU 80 Silver Bracket! After enduring THREE BYEs, that is. 😴
Artemis - Better than Leggy
Leggy - Better than Artemis
Rascal - Carbon Roller Deco 2
Hi lol - Splashdown go brrr
#CompSplatoon
Artemis - Better than Leggy
Leggy - Better than Artemis
Rascal - Carbon Roller Deco 2
Hi lol - Splashdown go brrr
#CompSplatoon
June 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
We won FTIU 80 Silver Bracket! After enduring THREE BYEs, that is. 😴
Artemis - Better than Leggy
Leggy - Better than Artemis
Rascal - Carbon Roller Deco 2
Hi lol - Splashdown go brrr
#CompSplatoon
Artemis - Better than Leggy
Leggy - Better than Artemis
Rascal - Carbon Roller Deco 2
Hi lol - Splashdown go brrr
#CompSplatoon
We made it to Shark Tank SW 18 gold bracket! But we still need that silver badge...
Many thanks to Lemonade Booth for including an awesome sub with our order! :]
Hi lol - "We got out zones-cheesed 😭"
Leggy - "We have hedit at home. The hedit at home:"
Artemis - "This was a tactical throw."
Many thanks to Lemonade Booth for including an awesome sub with our order! :]
Hi lol - "We got out zones-cheesed 😭"
Leggy - "We have hedit at home. The hedit at home:"
Artemis - "This was a tactical throw."
June 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
We made it to Shark Tank SW 18 gold bracket! But we still need that silver badge...
Many thanks to Lemonade Booth for including an awesome sub with our order! :]
Hi lol - "We got out zones-cheesed 😭"
Leggy - "We have hedit at home. The hedit at home:"
Artemis - "This was a tactical throw."
Many thanks to Lemonade Booth for including an awesome sub with our order! :]
Hi lol - "We got out zones-cheesed 😭"
Leggy - "We have hedit at home. The hedit at home:"
Artemis - "This was a tactical throw."
We got 2nd place in FTIU Week 79! Something's off today...
Hi lol - “Reefslider cheese go brrr”
Leggy - "I DON'T WANT MY HEDIT TO BE THE WINNING VARIABLE"
Artemis - "These people are STEALING my kills"
Rascal - [suspiciously kill shaped]
Meogi - "I WAS GONE FOR 3 DAYS AND YOU GUYS ARE IN FINALS?"
Hi lol - “Reefslider cheese go brrr”
Leggy - "I DON'T WANT MY HEDIT TO BE THE WINNING VARIABLE"
Artemis - "These people are STEALING my kills"
Rascal - [suspiciously kill shaped]
Meogi - "I WAS GONE FOR 3 DAYS AND YOU GUYS ARE IN FINALS?"
May 31, 2025 at 4:18 AM
We got 2nd place in FTIU Week 79! Something's off today...
Hi lol - “Reefslider cheese go brrr”
Leggy - "I DON'T WANT MY HEDIT TO BE THE WINNING VARIABLE"
Artemis - "These people are STEALING my kills"
Rascal - [suspiciously kill shaped]
Meogi - "I WAS GONE FOR 3 DAYS AND YOU GUYS ARE IN FINALS?"
Hi lol - “Reefslider cheese go brrr”
Leggy - "I DON'T WANT MY HEDIT TO BE THE WINNING VARIABLE"
Artemis - "These people are STEALING my kills"
Rascal - [suspiciously kill shaped]
Meogi - "I WAS GONE FOR 3 DAYS AND YOU GUYS ARE IN FINALS?"
just when you think you are safe in the vc....
ARTEMIS METALPIPEFX
#compsplatoon #splatoon
(volume warning)
ARTEMIS METALPIPEFX
#compsplatoon #splatoon
(volume warning)
May 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
just when you think you are safe in the vc....
ARTEMIS METALPIPEFX
#compsplatoon #splatoon
(volume warning)
ARTEMIS METALPIPEFX
#compsplatoon #splatoon
(volume warning)
Strictly Splatonic WON 1ST PLACE underground bracket in Abandon Ship 14!!
Rascal: im artemis
Artemis: was gator
Hi lol: "I'm a lonely little bitch :("
Meogi: "wait that was finals? I thought it was semis??"
Leggy: actually got seasick
Froppy: watched meogi POV for 2 games then photobombed us.
Rascal: im artemis
Artemis: was gator
Hi lol: "I'm a lonely little bitch :("
Meogi: "wait that was finals? I thought it was semis??"
Leggy: actually got seasick
Froppy: watched meogi POV for 2 games then photobombed us.
May 20, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Strictly Splatonic WON 1ST PLACE underground bracket in Abandon Ship 14!!
Rascal: im artemis
Artemis: was gator
Hi lol: "I'm a lonely little bitch :("
Meogi: "wait that was finals? I thought it was semis??"
Leggy: actually got seasick
Froppy: watched meogi POV for 2 games then photobombed us.
Rascal: im artemis
Artemis: was gator
Hi lol: "I'm a lonely little bitch :("
Meogi: "wait that was finals? I thought it was semis??"
Leggy: actually got seasick
Froppy: watched meogi POV for 2 games then photobombed us.
We made it to gold bracket in FTIU Week 78! It was a quite enriching experience for the splatonics.
Artemis - got jet enrichment
Rascal - got gator enrichment
Hi lol - got enrichment cancelled
Leggy - got rabies
Meogi - [guttural backline screams]
Artemis - got jet enrichment
Rascal - got gator enrichment
Hi lol - got enrichment cancelled
Leggy - got rabies
Meogi - [guttural backline screams]
May 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
We made it to gold bracket in FTIU Week 78! It was a quite enriching experience for the splatonics.
Artemis - got jet enrichment
Rascal - got gator enrichment
Hi lol - got enrichment cancelled
Leggy - got rabies
Meogi - [guttural backline screams]
Artemis - got jet enrichment
Rascal - got gator enrichment
Hi lol - got enrichment cancelled
Leggy - got rabies
Meogi - [guttural backline screams]
May 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Strictly Splatonic won Shark Tank SW 15 bronze bracket! What? A team picture? Nah. Here's a pizza instead.
@hilol3.bsky.social local reef cheese carry
@leggyre.bsky.social delivered the clutch zooka moment this time
Artemis - no jet enrichment
our cool sub jayjay - pen jail. did not play tetras 😔
@hilol3.bsky.social local reef cheese carry
@leggyre.bsky.social delivered the clutch zooka moment this time
Artemis - no jet enrichment
our cool sub jayjay - pen jail. did not play tetras 😔
May 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Strictly Splatonic won Shark Tank SW 15 bronze bracket! What? A team picture? Nah. Here's a pizza instead.
@hilol3.bsky.social local reef cheese carry
@leggyre.bsky.social delivered the clutch zooka moment this time
Artemis - no jet enrichment
our cool sub jayjay - pen jail. did not play tetras 😔
@hilol3.bsky.social local reef cheese carry
@leggyre.bsky.social delivered the clutch zooka moment this time
Artemis - no jet enrichment
our cool sub jayjay - pen jail. did not play tetras 😔
Sorry to all our friends and scrim family....we are officially a smash team now!
May 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Sorry to all our friends and scrim family....we are officially a smash team now!
Strictly Splatonic placed 3rd bronze bracket in A41!
@leggyre.bsky.social
*at Wendy's*
@meogink.bsky.social
*slept until 10 mins before start*
Artemis "did you turn it off and back on again?"
@hilol3.bsky.social try out held hostage
GGs everyone!
@leggyre.bsky.social
*at Wendy's*
@meogink.bsky.social
*slept until 10 mins before start*
Artemis "did you turn it off and back on again?"
@hilol3.bsky.social try out held hostage
GGs everyone!
February 1, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Strictly Splatonic placed 3rd bronze bracket in A41!
@leggyre.bsky.social
*at Wendy's*
@meogink.bsky.social
*slept until 10 mins before start*
Artemis "did you turn it off and back on again?"
@hilol3.bsky.social try out held hostage
GGs everyone!
@leggyre.bsky.social
*at Wendy's*
@meogink.bsky.social
*slept until 10 mins before start*
Artemis "did you turn it off and back on again?"
@hilol3.bsky.social try out held hostage
GGs everyone!