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strictlysplatonic.bsky.social
Strictly Splatonic™
@strictlysplatonic.bsky.social
#LoveLoses Est Div 8 Competitive Splatoon 3 team. Aro/Ace supporters. Members followed. Except Artemis he sucks. Throw rocks.
Hello #compsplatoon! Did you know you have the chance to join an awesome team sometime soon?

That's right! Strictly Splatonic looking for 2 new members!
October 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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September 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
we took 3rd in Shark Tank Shallow waters tonight! booyah!
Artemis - "dont touch my sub roster"
Leggy - [zones out and gets 19 kills]
Cupdog - REGROUP REGROUP REGROUP
Collie - too excited, pressed the trigger too hard till fingie hurtie :(
September 16, 2025 at 4:40 AM
would you free Artemis?
August 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Strictly Splatonic got 2nd in tea cup after an insane bracket reset!
Collie: *infodumping about ocs while waiting for finals*
Rascal: almost dipped to get coffee
Artemis: "WHY ISNT IT USBC?"
Cupdog: stayed up past their bedtime
August 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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THAT'S ME IN TEHRE WOOOOO WE THE BEST OF THE WORST BAYBEE LET'S GOOOOOO
August 2, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Strictly Splatonic totally rocked out and took 1st in Iron Bracket in A41 tonight!
Leggy - "if we lose I'm playing brush"
Collie - 741 different technical issues
Artemis - has BAD tastes in rock music
Buhlooey - sub very amused by our shenanigans
August 2, 2025 at 5:29 AM
"Leggy jump out" they say
"just reset" they say
when will they say "Leggy you got this!"?
July 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
We've got a big announcement! Artemis kept disconnecting and made us lose several sets, so we're crucifying him!
Oh, and we got 2nd place in FTIU 81 bronze bracket.

Artemis: died for our sins, repeatedly
Leggy: would rather be farming rn
Rascal: happy pride month!
Vivi: wants that twink obliterated
June 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
We won Shark Tank: Shallow Waters bronze bracket...AGAIN!
Artemis: "im gonna STEAL THE TOWER"
Leggy: *HAS THE ZOOMIES*
Meogi: caffeine high off mountain dew raspberry lemonade
Rascal: chicken rapped us to victory
Gyrum: sub held hostage
June 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
June 17, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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June 14, 2025 at 11:39 AM
We won FTIU 80 Silver Bracket! After enduring THREE BYEs, that is. 😴

Artemis - Better than Leggy
Leggy - Better than Artemis
Rascal - Carbon Roller Deco 2
Hi lol - Splashdown go brrr

#CompSplatoon
June 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
We made it to Shark Tank SW 18 gold bracket! But we still need that silver badge...
Many thanks to Lemonade Booth for including an awesome sub with our order! :]

Hi lol - "We got out zones-cheesed 😭"
Leggy - "We have hedit at home. The hedit at home:"
Artemis - "This was a tactical throw."
June 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
June 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
We got 2nd place in FTIU Week 79! Something's off today...

Hi lol - “Reefslider cheese go brrr”
Leggy - "I DON'T WANT MY HEDIT TO BE THE WINNING VARIABLE"
Artemis - "These people are STEALING my kills"
Rascal - [suspiciously kill shaped]
Meogi - "I WAS GONE FOR 3 DAYS AND YOU GUYS ARE IN FINALS?"
May 31, 2025 at 4:18 AM
We appreciate the love! From all the splatonics to you, thank you for believing in us!!! 🫵💕
From Division 8, here's @strictlysplatonic.bsky.social! Fresh off the heels of a 🥇 in Abandon Ship as well as a Gold Bracket FTIU finish, this team has shown that they've got the potential to make waves in low level! Keep an eye out for them in tourneys!

#compsplatoon
May 23, 2025 at 11:46 AM
just when you think you are safe in the vc....
ARTEMIS METALPIPEFX
#compsplatoon #splatoon
(volume warning)
May 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Strictly Splatonic WON 1ST PLACE underground bracket in Abandon Ship 14!!

Rascal: im artemis
Artemis: was gator
Hi lol: "I'm a lonely little bitch :("
Meogi: "wait that was finals? I thought it was semis??"
Leggy: actually got seasick
Froppy: watched meogi POV for 2 games then photobombed us.
May 20, 2025 at 6:06 AM
We made it to gold bracket in FTIU Week 78! It was a quite enriching experience for the splatonics.

Artemis - got jet enrichment
Rascal - got gator enrichment
Hi lol - got enrichment cancelled
Leggy - got rabies
Meogi - [guttural backline screams]
May 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
May 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Alright chat, I'll say it...
We need a coach.
#compsplatoon #splatoon3
May 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Strictly Splatonic won Shark Tank SW 15 bronze bracket! What? A team picture? Nah. Here's a pizza instead.

@hilol3.bsky.social local reef cheese carry
@leggyre.bsky.social delivered the clutch zooka moment this time
Artemis - no jet enrichment
our cool sub jayjay - pen jail. did not play tetras 😔
May 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Sorry to all our friends and scrim family....we are officially a smash team now!
May 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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holy shit....it took like 3 years but I FINALLY GOT MY FIRST 5 STAR
May 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM