Mariah Faith Continelli
@streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social
Social Growth Strategist • Creative Director • AI Enthusiast
Researcher of Digital Meta-Patterns & Macrotrends
Building brands by day, dismantling BS by night.
Researcher of Digital Meta-Patterns & Macrotrends
Building brands by day, dismantling BS by night.
Synthetic Time isn’t sci-fi, it’s happening right now!
Your feed, your news, your market data… all reordered to rewrite cause-and-effect in your mind.
I just dropped a new blog on how time is being bent around you, and how to spot it.
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Your feed, your news, your market data… all reordered to rewrite cause-and-effect in your mind.
I just dropped a new blog on how time is being bent around you, and how to spot it.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
August 12, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Synthetic Time isn’t sci-fi, it’s happening right now!
Your feed, your news, your market data… all reordered to rewrite cause-and-effect in your mind.
I just dropped a new blog on how time is being bent around you, and how to spot it.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
Your feed, your news, your market data… all reordered to rewrite cause-and-effect in your mind.
I just dropped a new blog on how time is being bent around you, and how to spot it.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
The internet isn’t forever.
The memes? Eternal.
The truth? Vanishing.
Your cringe posts live on, but activism archives, research, and nuance?
404’d.
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
The memes? Eternal.
The truth? Vanishing.
Your cringe posts live on, but activism archives, research, and nuance?
404’d.
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
July 22, 2025 at 5:24 AM
The internet isn’t forever.
The memes? Eternal.
The truth? Vanishing.
Your cringe posts live on, but activism archives, research, and nuance?
404’d.
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
The memes? Eternal.
The truth? Vanishing.
Your cringe posts live on, but activism archives, research, and nuance?
404’d.
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
Just got caught in the rain.
It was blue.
Smelled like burnt electronics and regret.
But don’t worry, authorities say it’s "normal."
Because apparently “normal” now includes PFAS, silver iodide, and a dash of neurotoxins.
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
It was blue.
Smelled like burnt electronics and regret.
But don’t worry, authorities say it’s "normal."
Because apparently “normal” now includes PFAS, silver iodide, and a dash of neurotoxins.
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
July 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Just got caught in the rain.
It was blue.
Smelled like burnt electronics and regret.
But don’t worry, authorities say it’s "normal."
Because apparently “normal” now includes PFAS, silver iodide, and a dash of neurotoxins.
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
It was blue.
Smelled like burnt electronics and regret.
But don’t worry, authorities say it’s "normal."
Because apparently “normal” now includes PFAS, silver iodide, and a dash of neurotoxins.
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
This post is for anyone who's tired of pretending the system isn’t a vending machine of missing minors and red tape.
We’re naming names (metaphorically) and connecting dots (unapologetically).
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We’re naming names (metaphorically) and connecting dots (unapologetically).
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
July 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
This post is for anyone who's tired of pretending the system isn’t a vending machine of missing minors and red tape.
We’re naming names (metaphorically) and connecting dots (unapologetically).
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
We’re naming names (metaphorically) and connecting dots (unapologetically).
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
Ever feel like your privacy's being passed around like a group project nobody wanted?
Good news: your government might not be spying on you.
Better news: They’ve outsourced it.
Brought to you by the Five Eyes Alliance.
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Good news: your government might not be spying on you.
Better news: They’ve outsourced it.
Brought to you by the Five Eyes Alliance.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
July 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Ever feel like your privacy's being passed around like a group project nobody wanted?
Good news: your government might not be spying on you.
Better news: They’ve outsourced it.
Brought to you by the Five Eyes Alliance.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
Good news: your government might not be spying on you.
Better news: They’ve outsourced it.
Brought to you by the Five Eyes Alliance.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
Ever tried canceling a subscription and ended up questioning your existence?
My latest blog, “Papercuts and Power Plays,” dives into the soul-crushing chaos of weaponized bureaucracy, where healing is optional, but paperwork is mandatory.
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
My latest blog, “Papercuts and Power Plays,” dives into the soul-crushing chaos of weaponized bureaucracy, where healing is optional, but paperwork is mandatory.
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
July 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Ever tried canceling a subscription and ended up questioning your existence?
My latest blog, “Papercuts and Power Plays,” dives into the soul-crushing chaos of weaponized bureaucracy, where healing is optional, but paperwork is mandatory.
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
My latest blog, “Papercuts and Power Plays,” dives into the soul-crushing chaos of weaponized bureaucracy, where healing is optional, but paperwork is mandatory.
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
Where your favorite shows are just rehearsals for trauma you haven’t lived yet.
You thought you were escaping reality.
You were downloading the emotional software patch to accept it.
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
You thought you were escaping reality.
You were downloading the emotional software patch to accept it.
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
July 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Where your favorite shows are just rehearsals for trauma you haven’t lived yet.
You thought you were escaping reality.
You were downloading the emotional software patch to accept it.
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
You thought you were escaping reality.
You were downloading the emotional software patch to accept it.
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
Welcome to Climate Theater™, where billionaires fly private to sustainability summits and the rest of us are told to eat bugs, skip showers, and apologize for using hot water.
My latest blog isn’t climate denial, it’s climate capitalism exposure.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
My latest blog isn’t climate denial, it’s climate capitalism exposure.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
July 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Welcome to Climate Theater™, where billionaires fly private to sustainability summits and the rest of us are told to eat bugs, skip showers, and apologize for using hot water.
My latest blog isn’t climate denial, it’s climate capitalism exposure.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
My latest blog isn’t climate denial, it’s climate capitalism exposure.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
If you want long-term success without burning everything down, you actually have to help other people win too. Otherwise, you’re just another parasite dressed like a visionary.
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June 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
If you want long-term success without burning everything down, you actually have to help other people win too. Otherwise, you’re just another parasite dressed like a visionary.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
This is what bullying looks like.
Not drama. Not “just words.”
A life lost.
Mental health matters.
Speak up. Save a life.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
Not drama. Not “just words.”
A life lost.
Mental health matters.
Speak up. Save a life.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
June 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
This is what bullying looks like.
Not drama. Not “just words.”
A life lost.
Mental health matters.
Speak up. Save a life.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
Not drama. Not “just words.”
A life lost.
Mental health matters.
Speak up. Save a life.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
There’s a door in the museum labeled ‘Staff Only.’ It’s unlocked. You sure you want to know what’s archived in the basement?
June 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
There’s a door in the museum labeled ‘Staff Only.’ It’s unlocked. You sure you want to know what’s archived in the basement?
So… who audits the railroad systems?
Oh right—literally no one. Because apparently, 10,000 tons of mystery cargo needs zero adult supervision.
I’m sure that shipping container is just full of “mail” and “fresh produce”.
Trust the tracks. 🚂
Oh right—literally no one. Because apparently, 10,000 tons of mystery cargo needs zero adult supervision.
I’m sure that shipping container is just full of “mail” and “fresh produce”.
Trust the tracks. 🚂
June 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
So… who audits the railroad systems?
Oh right—literally no one. Because apparently, 10,000 tons of mystery cargo needs zero adult supervision.
I’m sure that shipping container is just full of “mail” and “fresh produce”.
Trust the tracks. 🚂
Oh right—literally no one. Because apparently, 10,000 tons of mystery cargo needs zero adult supervision.
I’m sure that shipping container is just full of “mail” and “fresh produce”.
Trust the tracks. 🚂
Reality check.
Shady moves don’t stay hidden forever.
The truth has a way of showing up uninvited—
and it rarely arrives quietly.
Consider this your chance to course-correct
before it becomes a matter of public record.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
Shady moves don’t stay hidden forever.
The truth has a way of showing up uninvited—
and it rarely arrives quietly.
Consider this your chance to course-correct
before it becomes a matter of public record.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
May 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Reality check.
Shady moves don’t stay hidden forever.
The truth has a way of showing up uninvited—
and it rarely arrives quietly.
Consider this your chance to course-correct
before it becomes a matter of public record.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
Shady moves don’t stay hidden forever.
The truth has a way of showing up uninvited—
and it rarely arrives quietly.
Consider this your chance to course-correct
before it becomes a matter of public record.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
Save them, or save myself?
Of fucking course I choose me.
Read it if you’re ready to choose you, too.
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Of fucking course I choose me.
Read it if you’re ready to choose you, too.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
May 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Save them, or save myself?
Of fucking course I choose me.
Read it if you’re ready to choose you, too.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
Of fucking course I choose me.
Read it if you’re ready to choose you, too.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
They don’t just go missing.
They’re ignored. Misclassified. Forgotten.
Indigenous families are left to search, grieve, and fight alone.
This isn’t a mystery. It’s a pattern.
Say their names. Share their stories. Refuse to let them disappear twice.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
They’re ignored. Misclassified. Forgotten.
Indigenous families are left to search, grieve, and fight alone.
This isn’t a mystery. It’s a pattern.
Say their names. Share their stories. Refuse to let them disappear twice.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
May 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
They don’t just go missing.
They’re ignored. Misclassified. Forgotten.
Indigenous families are left to search, grieve, and fight alone.
This isn’t a mystery. It’s a pattern.
Say their names. Share their stories. Refuse to let them disappear twice.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
They’re ignored. Misclassified. Forgotten.
Indigenous families are left to search, grieve, and fight alone.
This isn’t a mystery. It’s a pattern.
Say their names. Share their stories. Refuse to let them disappear twice.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
New Bio on #substack : Subtle Savage. Loud Results. Amplifying the Ignored.
Because the mainstream’s doing just fine without me.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
Because the mainstream’s doing just fine without me.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
May 7, 2025 at 10:54 PM
New Bio on #substack : Subtle Savage. Loud Results. Amplifying the Ignored.
Because the mainstream’s doing just fine without me.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
Because the mainstream’s doing just fine without me.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
Live from the frontlines of Washington, D.C.
Good thing they identify as ‘governing.’
Good thing they identify as ‘governing.’
April 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Live from the frontlines of Washington, D.C.
Good thing they identify as ‘governing.’
Good thing they identify as ‘governing.’
My new blog: a safe space for people who’ve officially quit capitalism but still pretend to check their email. Come vibe with the emotionally unavailable and economically disillusioned.
Check it out.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
Check it out.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
April 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
My new blog: a safe space for people who’ve officially quit capitalism but still pretend to check their email. Come vibe with the emotionally unavailable and economically disillusioned.
Check it out.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
Check it out.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
The Democratic donkeys flew Spirit Airlines all the way to El Salvador just to demand a refund from the president… because apparently their top legislative priority is getting their favorite felon back.
April 19, 2025 at 6:55 AM
The Democratic donkeys flew Spirit Airlines all the way to El Salvador just to demand a refund from the president… because apparently their top legislative priority is getting their favorite felon back.
Four Harris County deputies died by suicide. All within six weeks.
Keith Felix’s house mysteriously explodes in Austin. He’s a Case Manager for Harris County.
Congrats, Sheriff. Harris County went from law enforcement to law endangerment. You sketchy b*tch.
If I die, I didn’t do it.
Keith Felix’s house mysteriously explodes in Austin. He’s a Case Manager for Harris County.
Congrats, Sheriff. Harris County went from law enforcement to law endangerment. You sketchy b*tch.
If I die, I didn’t do it.
April 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Four Harris County deputies died by suicide. All within six weeks.
Keith Felix’s house mysteriously explodes in Austin. He’s a Case Manager for Harris County.
Congrats, Sheriff. Harris County went from law enforcement to law endangerment. You sketchy b*tch.
If I die, I didn’t do it.
Keith Felix’s house mysteriously explodes in Austin. He’s a Case Manager for Harris County.
Congrats, Sheriff. Harris County went from law enforcement to law endangerment. You sketchy b*tch.
If I die, I didn’t do it.
What started as “just some light research” has turned into a 12-part series that I can only describe as:
‘If history, sci-fi, and an unhinged Reddit thread had a baby…’
I present to you, “This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Timelines.”
Released Now: Part 1 🖤🤍
Read it on Substack: lnkd.in/ga9Rd6fj
‘If history, sci-fi, and an unhinged Reddit thread had a baby…’
I present to you, “This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Timelines.”
Released Now: Part 1 🖤🤍
Read it on Substack: lnkd.in/ga9Rd6fj
April 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
What started as “just some light research” has turned into a 12-part series that I can only describe as:
‘If history, sci-fi, and an unhinged Reddit thread had a baby…’
I present to you, “This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Timelines.”
Released Now: Part 1 🖤🤍
Read it on Substack: lnkd.in/ga9Rd6fj
‘If history, sci-fi, and an unhinged Reddit thread had a baby…’
I present to you, “This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Timelines.”
Released Now: Part 1 🖤🤍
Read it on Substack: lnkd.in/ga9Rd6fj
Project Sandman: The Dream They Didn't Want You To Wake Up From
Read the full article here: open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
Read the full article here: open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
April 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Project Sandman: The Dream They Didn't Want You To Wake Up From
Read the full article here: open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
Read the full article here: open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
Turns out if you live in survival mode long enough, your nervous system might just rage quit.
I wrote about it.
Read: substack.com/@mariahfaith...
I wrote about it.
Read: substack.com/@mariahfaith...
April 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Turns out if you live in survival mode long enough, your nervous system might just rage quit.
I wrote about it.
Read: substack.com/@mariahfaith...
I wrote about it.
Read: substack.com/@mariahfaith...
Due to recent policy updates, all popsicle recipients must present valid ID.
April 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Due to recent policy updates, all popsicle recipients must present valid ID.
April 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM