Mariah Faith Continelli
@streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social
Social Growth Strategist • Creative Director • AI Enthusiast
Researcher of Digital Meta-Patterns & Macrotrends
Building brands by day, dismantling BS by night.
Researcher of Digital Meta-Patterns & Macrotrends
Building brands by day, dismantling BS by night.
Synthetic Time isn’t sci-fi, it’s happening right now!
Your feed, your news, your market data… all reordered to rewrite cause-and-effect in your mind.
I just dropped a new blog on how time is being bent around you, and how to spot it.
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Your feed, your news, your market data… all reordered to rewrite cause-and-effect in your mind.
I just dropped a new blog on how time is being bent around you, and how to spot it.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
August 12, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Synthetic Time isn’t sci-fi, it’s happening right now!
Your feed, your news, your market data… all reordered to rewrite cause-and-effect in your mind.
I just dropped a new blog on how time is being bent around you, and how to spot it.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
Your feed, your news, your market data… all reordered to rewrite cause-and-effect in your mind.
I just dropped a new blog on how time is being bent around you, and how to spot it.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
The internet isn’t forever.
The memes? Eternal.
The truth? Vanishing.
Your cringe posts live on, but activism archives, research, and nuance?
404’d.
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The memes? Eternal.
The truth? Vanishing.
Your cringe posts live on, but activism archives, research, and nuance?
404’d.
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
July 22, 2025 at 5:24 AM
The internet isn’t forever.
The memes? Eternal.
The truth? Vanishing.
Your cringe posts live on, but activism archives, research, and nuance?
404’d.
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
The memes? Eternal.
The truth? Vanishing.
Your cringe posts live on, but activism archives, research, and nuance?
404’d.
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
If you’ve ever wondered where your healthcare went, why we can’t afford schools, or what kind of yacht Boeing bought this year… this one’s for you.
Read it now before it disappears like the budget: open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
Read it now before it disappears like the budget: open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
Oopsies! How to Lose Trillions and Never Get Audited
Brought to you by: National Security and Zero Accountability
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July 22, 2025 at 5:22 AM
If you’ve ever wondered where your healthcare went, why we can’t afford schools, or what kind of yacht Boeing bought this year… this one’s for you.
Read it now before it disappears like the budget: open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
Read it now before it disappears like the budget: open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
They want you distracted.
They want you burned out.
Because a population that’s exhausted doesn’t revolt. It re-subscribes.
Read the full blog before your nervous system mistakes Netflix for therapy again.
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They want you burned out.
Because a population that’s exhausted doesn’t revolt. It re-subscribes.
Read the full blog before your nervous system mistakes Netflix for therapy again.
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
The Soft Weapon That's Making You Numb and Obedient
Disclaimer: This blog is not medical, legal, or psychiatric advice.
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July 22, 2025 at 5:21 AM
They want you distracted.
They want you burned out.
Because a population that’s exhausted doesn’t revolt. It re-subscribes.
Read the full blog before your nervous system mistakes Netflix for therapy again.
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
They want you burned out.
Because a population that’s exhausted doesn’t revolt. It re-subscribes.
Read the full blog before your nervous system mistakes Netflix for therapy again.
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
Just got caught in the rain.
It was blue.
Smelled like burnt electronics and regret.
But don’t worry, authorities say it’s "normal."
Because apparently “normal” now includes PFAS, silver iodide, and a dash of neurotoxins.
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It was blue.
Smelled like burnt electronics and regret.
But don’t worry, authorities say it’s "normal."
Because apparently “normal” now includes PFAS, silver iodide, and a dash of neurotoxins.
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
July 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Just got caught in the rain.
It was blue.
Smelled like burnt electronics and regret.
But don’t worry, authorities say it’s "normal."
Because apparently “normal” now includes PFAS, silver iodide, and a dash of neurotoxins.
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
It was blue.
Smelled like burnt electronics and regret.
But don’t worry, authorities say it’s "normal."
Because apparently “normal” now includes PFAS, silver iodide, and a dash of neurotoxins.
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
This post is for anyone who's tired of pretending the system isn’t a vending machine of missing minors and red tape.
We’re naming names (metaphorically) and connecting dots (unapologetically).
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We’re naming names (metaphorically) and connecting dots (unapologetically).
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July 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
This post is for anyone who's tired of pretending the system isn’t a vending machine of missing minors and red tape.
We’re naming names (metaphorically) and connecting dots (unapologetically).
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
We’re naming names (metaphorically) and connecting dots (unapologetically).
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
Modern poverty, where you can starve silently, suffer stylishly, and livestream your breakdown on a cracked iPhone with 5G.
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You Look Great for Someone Who Can’t Afford to Exist
The Rise of the Invisible Poor
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July 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Modern poverty, where you can starve silently, suffer stylishly, and livestream your breakdown on a cracked iPhone with 5G.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
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Ever feel like your privacy's being passed around like a group project nobody wanted?
Good news: your government might not be spying on you.
Better news: They’ve outsourced it.
Brought to you by the Five Eyes Alliance.
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Good news: your government might not be spying on you.
Better news: They’ve outsourced it.
Brought to you by the Five Eyes Alliance.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
July 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Ever feel like your privacy's being passed around like a group project nobody wanted?
Good news: your government might not be spying on you.
Better news: They’ve outsourced it.
Brought to you by the Five Eyes Alliance.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
Good news: your government might not be spying on you.
Better news: They’ve outsourced it.
Brought to you by the Five Eyes Alliance.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
Ever tried canceling a subscription and ended up questioning your existence?
My latest blog, “Papercuts and Power Plays,” dives into the soul-crushing chaos of weaponized bureaucracy, where healing is optional, but paperwork is mandatory.
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
My latest blog, “Papercuts and Power Plays,” dives into the soul-crushing chaos of weaponized bureaucracy, where healing is optional, but paperwork is mandatory.
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
July 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Ever tried canceling a subscription and ended up questioning your existence?
My latest blog, “Papercuts and Power Plays,” dives into the soul-crushing chaos of weaponized bureaucracy, where healing is optional, but paperwork is mandatory.
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
My latest blog, “Papercuts and Power Plays,” dives into the soul-crushing chaos of weaponized bureaucracy, where healing is optional, but paperwork is mandatory.
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
Where your favorite shows are just rehearsals for trauma you haven’t lived yet.
You thought you were escaping reality.
You were downloading the emotional software patch to accept it.
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You thought you were escaping reality.
You were downloading the emotional software patch to accept it.
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
July 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Where your favorite shows are just rehearsals for trauma you haven’t lived yet.
You thought you were escaping reality.
You were downloading the emotional software patch to accept it.
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
You thought you were escaping reality.
You were downloading the emotional software patch to accept it.
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
Welcome to Climate Theater™, where billionaires fly private to sustainability summits and the rest of us are told to eat bugs, skip showers, and apologize for using hot water.
My latest blog isn’t climate denial, it’s climate capitalism exposure.
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My latest blog isn’t climate denial, it’s climate capitalism exposure.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
July 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Welcome to Climate Theater™, where billionaires fly private to sustainability summits and the rest of us are told to eat bugs, skip showers, and apologize for using hot water.
My latest blog isn’t climate denial, it’s climate capitalism exposure.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
My latest blog isn’t climate denial, it’s climate capitalism exposure.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
Jeff Bezos got married in Venice and the invite looked like a celestial ransom note from a butterfly cult.
“No gifts, just donations in your name” = billionaire speak for “we’ll write it off, thanks.”
I decoded the symbols before they decode us.
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“No gifts, just donations in your name” = billionaire speak for “we’ll write it off, thanks.”
I decoded the symbols before they decode us.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
How Do You Become the Richest Man Alive… and Still Be This Useless?
People of Venice, I SALUTE YOU ♥️.
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June 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Jeff Bezos got married in Venice and the invite looked like a celestial ransom note from a butterfly cult.
“No gifts, just donations in your name” = billionaire speak for “we’ll write it off, thanks.”
I decoded the symbols before they decode us.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
“No gifts, just donations in your name” = billionaire speak for “we’ll write it off, thanks.”
I decoded the symbols before they decode us.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
If you want long-term success without burning everything down, you actually have to help other people win too. Otherwise, you’re just another parasite dressed like a visionary.
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June 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
If you want long-term success without burning everything down, you actually have to help other people win too. Otherwise, you’re just another parasite dressed like a visionary.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
This is what bullying looks like.
Not drama. Not “just words.”
A life lost.
Mental health matters.
Speak up. Save a life.
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Not drama. Not “just words.”
A life lost.
Mental health matters.
Speak up. Save a life.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
June 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
This is what bullying looks like.
Not drama. Not “just words.”
A life lost.
Mental health matters.
Speak up. Save a life.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
Not drama. Not “just words.”
A life lost.
Mental health matters.
Speak up. Save a life.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
There’s a door in the museum labeled ‘Staff Only.’ It’s unlocked. You sure you want to know what’s archived in the basement?
June 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
There’s a door in the museum labeled ‘Staff Only.’ It’s unlocked. You sure you want to know what’s archived in the basement?
There’s a trail of breadcrumbs in your Terms and Conditions. Follow them. Carefully.
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The New Unhinged | Substack
Subtle Savage. Loud Results. If it’s behind a paywall, odds are the government didn’t want you to see it.
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June 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
There’s a trail of breadcrumbs in your Terms and Conditions. Follow them. Carefully.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
When the architects walk out of the building, check what’s still under construction.
June 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
When the architects walk out of the building, check what’s still under construction.
We’ve been trained to ignore it.
Told it's "just a coincidence."
Gaslit into thinking it’s wild to question the obvious.
It’s not wild. It’s necessary.
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Start paying attention.
Told it's "just a coincidence."
Gaslit into thinking it’s wild to question the obvious.
It’s not wild. It’s necessary.
www.linkedin.com/posts/mariah...
Start paying attention.
June 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
We’ve been trained to ignore it.
Told it's "just a coincidence."
Gaslit into thinking it’s wild to question the obvious.
It’s not wild. It’s necessary.
www.linkedin.com/posts/mariah...
Start paying attention.
Told it's "just a coincidence."
Gaslit into thinking it’s wild to question the obvious.
It’s not wild. It’s necessary.
www.linkedin.com/posts/mariah...
Start paying attention.
What would you write about if algorithms didn’t exist to suppress it?
June 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
What would you write about if algorithms didn’t exist to suppress it?
Ever wondered what would happen if MK-Ultra, Instagram algorithms, and pharmaceutical lobbyists had a baby?
It’d be really well-behaved.
Devil’s Breath (scopolamine).
It’s MK-Ultra meets Burning Man meets LinkedIn.
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It’d be really well-behaved.
Devil’s Breath (scopolamine).
It’s MK-Ultra meets Burning Man meets LinkedIn.
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
Devil's Breath
How to Lose Your Mind, Memory, and Consent — Without Even Knowing You Signed Up
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June 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Ever wondered what would happen if MK-Ultra, Instagram algorithms, and pharmaceutical lobbyists had a baby?
It’d be really well-behaved.
Devil’s Breath (scopolamine).
It’s MK-Ultra meets Burning Man meets LinkedIn.
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
It’d be really well-behaved.
Devil’s Breath (scopolamine).
It’s MK-Ultra meets Burning Man meets LinkedIn.
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
So… who audits the railroad systems?
Oh right—literally no one. Because apparently, 10,000 tons of mystery cargo needs zero adult supervision.
I’m sure that shipping container is just full of “mail” and “fresh produce”.
Trust the tracks. 🚂
Oh right—literally no one. Because apparently, 10,000 tons of mystery cargo needs zero adult supervision.
I’m sure that shipping container is just full of “mail” and “fresh produce”.
Trust the tracks. 🚂
June 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
So… who audits the railroad systems?
Oh right—literally no one. Because apparently, 10,000 tons of mystery cargo needs zero adult supervision.
I’m sure that shipping container is just full of “mail” and “fresh produce”.
Trust the tracks. 🚂
Oh right—literally no one. Because apparently, 10,000 tons of mystery cargo needs zero adult supervision.
I’m sure that shipping container is just full of “mail” and “fresh produce”.
Trust the tracks. 🚂
Totally out of character?
Yes.
Still unhinged?
Absolutely.
So if you’re into steamy, secretly lonely, emotionally feral storytelling with a twist of sarcasm. You’re going to feel seen. And maybe a little flushed.
Hydrate. Click. Enjoy.
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Yes.
Still unhinged?
Absolutely.
So if you’re into steamy, secretly lonely, emotionally feral storytelling with a twist of sarcasm. You’re going to feel seen. And maybe a little flushed.
Hydrate. Click. Enjoy.
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
Between the Lines
If you see me, say something.
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May 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Totally out of character?
Yes.
Still unhinged?
Absolutely.
So if you’re into steamy, secretly lonely, emotionally feral storytelling with a twist of sarcasm. You’re going to feel seen. And maybe a little flushed.
Hydrate. Click. Enjoy.
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
Yes.
Still unhinged?
Absolutely.
So if you’re into steamy, secretly lonely, emotionally feral storytelling with a twist of sarcasm. You’re going to feel seen. And maybe a little flushed.
Hydrate. Click. Enjoy.
open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...
Reality check.
Shady moves don’t stay hidden forever.
The truth has a way of showing up uninvited—
and it rarely arrives quietly.
Consider this your chance to course-correct
before it becomes a matter of public record.
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Shady moves don’t stay hidden forever.
The truth has a way of showing up uninvited—
and it rarely arrives quietly.
Consider this your chance to course-correct
before it becomes a matter of public record.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
May 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Reality check.
Shady moves don’t stay hidden forever.
The truth has a way of showing up uninvited—
and it rarely arrives quietly.
Consider this your chance to course-correct
before it becomes a matter of public record.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
Shady moves don’t stay hidden forever.
The truth has a way of showing up uninvited—
and it rarely arrives quietly.
Consider this your chance to course-correct
before it becomes a matter of public record.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
Save them, or save myself?
Of fucking course I choose me.
Read it if you’re ready to choose you, too.
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Of fucking course I choose me.
Read it if you’re ready to choose you, too.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
May 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Save them, or save myself?
Of fucking course I choose me.
Read it if you’re ready to choose you, too.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
Of fucking course I choose me.
Read it if you’re ready to choose you, too.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
They don’t just go missing.
They’re ignored. Misclassified. Forgotten.
Indigenous families are left to search, grieve, and fight alone.
This isn’t a mystery. It’s a pattern.
Say their names. Share their stories. Refuse to let them disappear twice.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
They’re ignored. Misclassified. Forgotten.
Indigenous families are left to search, grieve, and fight alone.
This isn’t a mystery. It’s a pattern.
Say their names. Share their stories. Refuse to let them disappear twice.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
May 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
They don’t just go missing.
They’re ignored. Misclassified. Forgotten.
Indigenous families are left to search, grieve, and fight alone.
This isn’t a mystery. It’s a pattern.
Say their names. Share their stories. Refuse to let them disappear twice.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...
They’re ignored. Misclassified. Forgotten.
Indigenous families are left to search, grieve, and fight alone.
This isn’t a mystery. It’s a pattern.
Say their names. Share their stories. Refuse to let them disappear twice.
substack.com/@mariahfaith...