Streamjumper
@streamjumper.bsky.social
Smoking meat, playing games, and being bullied by 4 cats.
If not friend, why friend-colored?
November 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
If not friend, why friend-colored?
Normally I'd fall back on "sometimes you have to laugh otherwise you'll cry", but ain't nobody got the time for one at a time these days...
April 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Normally I'd fall back on "sometimes you have to laugh otherwise you'll cry", but ain't nobody got the time for one at a time these days...
"I need a vet that can fix spiders ASAP."
January 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"I need a vet that can fix spiders ASAP."
Flail. When you absolutely, positively need to present maximum danger to yourself and others; accept no substitutes.
January 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Flail. When you absolutely, positively need to present maximum danger to yourself and others; accept no substitutes.
Barbed, for absolutely nobody's pleasure.
January 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Barbed, for absolutely nobody's pleasure.
Hard to tell if the joke, hand, or grill are worse.
And that's counting the fact that the AI grill has two lids, with the fire burning through the closed one.
And that's counting the fact that the AI grill has two lids, with the fire burning through the closed one.
January 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Hard to tell if the joke, hand, or grill are worse.
And that's counting the fact that the AI grill has two lids, with the fire burning through the closed one.
And that's counting the fact that the AI grill has two lids, with the fire burning through the closed one.
Ladies and gentlemen, behold what the "small government" morons voted for.
Despite every warning sign they were given, they're gonna be completely blindsided.
Despite every warning sign they were given, they're gonna be completely blindsided.
January 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, behold what the "small government" morons voted for.
Despite every warning sign they were given, they're gonna be completely blindsided.
Despite every warning sign they were given, they're gonna be completely blindsided.
So if I capsize in your thighs high tide,B5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mr Coffee with an automatic drip
Always a great song, on such a dumb fun album.
Please turn me on I'm Mr Coffee with an automatic drip
Always a great song, on such a dumb fun album.
December 30, 2024 at 4:25 PM
So if I capsize in your thighs high tide,B5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mr Coffee with an automatic drip
Always a great song, on such a dumb fun album.
Please turn me on I'm Mr Coffee with an automatic drip
Always a great song, on such a dumb fun album.
Yes, but they forgot the measuring cups.
December 30, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Yes, but they forgot the measuring cups.
This is not what I expected on my 2024 BINGO card, and right at the very end...
December 27, 2024 at 8:38 PM
This is not what I expected on my 2024 BINGO card, and right at the very end...
"And how deep?"
"Shallow enough that you can reach your phone, but deep enough that you can only barely touch it with your fingertips."
"Shallow enough that you can reach your phone, but deep enough that you can only barely touch it with your fingertips."
December 26, 2024 at 8:21 PM
"And how deep?"
"Shallow enough that you can reach your phone, but deep enough that you can only barely touch it with your fingertips."
"Shallow enough that you can reach your phone, but deep enough that you can only barely touch it with your fingertips."
I am, all at the same time, both profoundly disappointed and entirely sympathetic, with this statement.
December 26, 2024 at 8:14 PM
I am, all at the same time, both profoundly disappointed and entirely sympathetic, with this statement.
Yep, Plasmoids. And you've got nobody to blame but yourself. You shoulda wrapped it before you whacked it.
December 26, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Yep, Plasmoids. And you've got nobody to blame but yourself. You shoulda wrapped it before you whacked it.
"Kyon-kun, denwa!"
For who to draw, though? Nyaruko.
For who to draw, though? Nyaruko.
December 26, 2024 at 7:53 PM
"Kyon-kun, denwa!"
For who to draw, though? Nyaruko.
For who to draw, though? Nyaruko.
The heart wants what the heart wants.
December 24, 2024 at 2:06 AM
The heart wants what the heart wants.
Nice.
First thing I thought of when I saw that large center item was this...
First thing I thought of when I saw that large center item was this...
December 23, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Nice.
First thing I thought of when I saw that large center item was this...
First thing I thought of when I saw that large center item was this...
The ol' Creeping Drape move. Always an A++ 10/10.
December 23, 2024 at 8:44 PM
The ol' Creeping Drape move. Always an A++ 10/10.
Hot damn! I live for this stuff.
December 23, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Hot damn! I live for this stuff.
We have that too, and since my order is almost always simple, I just use that to blast my way through.
December 23, 2024 at 6:30 PM
We have that too, and since my order is almost always simple, I just use that to blast my way through.
I've had a few longer waits, but that's when they're truly getting pounded. I usually just get 4 dogs (2 for me, 2 for wife) and maybe a desert item. They'll often have one person fast-tracking the smaller orders as more complex stuff goes through just to keep things manageable.
December 23, 2024 at 6:29 PM
I've had a few longer waits, but that's when they're truly getting pounded. I usually just get 4 dogs (2 for me, 2 for wife) and maybe a desert item. They'll often have one person fast-tracking the smaller orders as more complex stuff goes through just to keep things manageable.
Lived a few minutes from one, and totally went there just for dogs more than a few times.
December 23, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Lived a few minutes from one, and totally went there just for dogs more than a few times.
All 5 minutes of it? Deal.
December 23, 2024 at 6:26 PM
All 5 minutes of it? Deal.