Streamjumper
streamjumper.bsky.social
Streamjumper
@streamjumper.bsky.social
Smoking meat, playing games, and being bullied by 4 cats.
Nice.

First thing I thought of when I saw that large center item was this...
December 23, 2024 at 8:49 PM
And now I know!
December 18, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Uni's face...
December 11, 2024 at 4:42 PM
You could just work on getting really jacked-up and being this dude...
December 9, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Anything but that!
December 9, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Live footage of LibsofTiktok getting banished from Bluesky...
December 6, 2024 at 8:29 PM
December 6, 2024 at 7:46 PM
December 6, 2024 at 7:33 PM
"See, that's why socialist medicine doesn't work. Just look at the differences. And if the bad numbers are even bigger, just imagine the difference in things you WANT!"

...I feel dumber even after putting sneer quotes around that statement.
December 6, 2024 at 7:31 PM
December 6, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Our other old man, Cliffy, can only manage to blend in with some sections of the red maple floor and one particular carpet. Zero acting skills. May actually be 3 potatoes in a fur coat pretending to be a cat.
December 4, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Sterling, pictured, has mastered the arts of sitting, unseen, in the open, and sitting somewhere he has JUST ARRIVED like he's been there since the dawn of time. And he always has the most judgemental stare.

Here he can be seen menacing the ceiling fan.
December 4, 2024 at 8:22 PM
For a second I read that as a "brown bread" and immediately thought of this stuff...

And if you've never tried it, the stuff is delicious. Slice it, butter it, and griddle it.
November 26, 2024 at 4:24 PM
November 23, 2024 at 2:33 AM
This is why my void has worn a bowtie collar with a bell on it since he was a tiny kitten. I need to know where that psycho is at a glance and have the early warning jingle.

Plus he looks amazing in it.

They're usually more colorful, but this looked too good. Bonus pic of one of his brothers.
November 22, 2024 at 3:02 PM
It's beginning to look a lot like rizzmas...
November 22, 2024 at 2:57 PM
November 20, 2024 at 4:13 PM
My thoughts on traditional media suffering at this point after abdicating the responsibilities they've spent years insisting journalists are heroes for doing...
November 19, 2024 at 3:55 PM
That's why I'm using sabot slugs. The copper in them is technically a valuable metal.

I'm engaged in meaningful trade, unlike most of your victims...
November 18, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Me ready to answer the door...
November 18, 2024 at 6:15 PM