alfie
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being an autistic nerd means to your friends you are the easiest person to shop for, and to your family its just funko pops…
December 25, 2025 at 12:36 PM
being an autistic nerd means to your friends you are the easiest person to shop for, and to your family its just funko pops…
I MISS BEING AROUND QUEER PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE ME HOMEEEEE
December 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I MISS BEING AROUND QUEER PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE ME HOMEEEEE
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the only good thing about genAI is that it got me to really love seeing bad art, because I know a person put in time and effort, made themselves vulnerable by showing it to others, and is trying to improve. I value that more than anything now
November 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
the only good thing about genAI is that it got me to really love seeing bad art, because I know a person put in time and effort, made themselves vulnerable by showing it to others, and is trying to improve. I value that more than anything now
no one fucken told me about the ‘man tax’ at the pub when i transitioned
December 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
no one fucken told me about the ‘man tax’ at the pub when i transitioned
my favorite thing about seeing shows at the ovo is bands saying ‘wow we’ve always dreamed of playing wembley’ and its like not quite king pretty sure you’re thinking of next door but hey congrats
December 17, 2025 at 9:17 AM
my favorite thing about seeing shows at the ovo is bands saying ‘wow we’ve always dreamed of playing wembley’ and its like not quite king pretty sure you’re thinking of next door but hey congrats
if what dan and phil said is to be trusted, i need any phannies who listen to t*ylor sw*ft to stay the fuck away from me, permanently
December 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
if what dan and phil said is to be trusted, i need any phannies who listen to t*ylor sw*ft to stay the fuck away from me, permanently
didnt think id be dumpster diving within the first hour of work
December 11, 2025 at 10:55 AM
didnt think id be dumpster diving within the first hour of work
why does every single person not in the creative industry think that everyone IN the creative industry is a graphic designer... is it so hard to believe that i can draw an anatomically perfect human body, but i only learned the difference between tracking and kerning last week...
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
why does every single person not in the creative industry think that everyone IN the creative industry is a graphic designer... is it so hard to believe that i can draw an anatomically perfect human body, but i only learned the difference between tracking and kerning last week...
i am in my third year of this university course and we STILL have people calling profs by their last name… they ALL introduce themselves by first name who the fuck is miss smith
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
i am in my third year of this university course and we STILL have people calling profs by their last name… they ALL introduce themselves by first name who the fuck is miss smith
i hate this stupid baka house and i hate our stupid fucking neighbors who have no respect for the fact that some people like to sleep at night and not listen to ur stupid shitty music from your stupid shitty car i hate you so much
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
i hate this stupid baka house and i hate our stupid fucking neighbors who have no respect for the fact that some people like to sleep at night and not listen to ur stupid shitty music from your stupid shitty car i hate you so much
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i live sitting on public transportation listening to linkin park reading HORRENDOUSLY smutty fic on ao3, truly the future communists want
November 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
i live sitting on public transportation listening to linkin park reading HORRENDOUSLY smutty fic on ao3, truly the future communists want
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I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.
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If I find out a game/movie/show used AI, I’m straight up not consuming it. Not playing it, streaming it, nor buying a ticket.
Employ people
Employ people
November 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
If I find out a game/movie/show used AI, I’m straight up not consuming it. Not playing it, streaming it, nor buying a ticket.
Employ people
Employ people
hottest takes from a discussion last night that i wholeheartedly believe: 1) 'the male loneliness epidemic is a necessary and natural progression of human evolution' and 2) 'fundamentally, a cis-het man cannot be happy'
November 5, 2025 at 10:42 AM
hottest takes from a discussion last night that i wholeheartedly believe: 1) 'the male loneliness epidemic is a necessary and natural progression of human evolution' and 2) 'fundamentally, a cis-het man cannot be happy'
im on my first gamedev team rn and man the autism is rife, we went on a whole sonic tangent and its RELEVANT TO THE WORK!!!!!!! awesome!!!
November 4, 2025 at 11:15 AM
im on my first gamedev team rn and man the autism is rife, we went on a whole sonic tangent and its RELEVANT TO THE WORK!!!!!!! awesome!!!
does anyone know about murena /e/ OS and fairphone? i need to change my phone and im sick of apple and google and any and all AI bullshit,
November 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
does anyone know about murena /e/ OS and fairphone? i need to change my phone and im sick of apple and google and any and all AI bullshit,
another day another rejection…
November 3, 2025 at 10:16 AM
another day another rejection…
okay but it’s literally not…
November 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
okay but it’s literally not…
white family of the year award goes to mine, the 4 of us are going to bon jovi together
October 31, 2025 at 11:57 AM
white family of the year award goes to mine, the 4 of us are going to bon jovi together
at work this dad was telling us that his kid who must’ve been about 6 was obsessed with pokemon and was going as ash for halloween, and then he added “and his 1 year old little brother is gonna be pikachu” cutest shit i ever heard
October 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
at work this dad was telling us that his kid who must’ve been about 6 was obsessed with pokemon and was going as ash for halloween, and then he added “and his 1 year old little brother is gonna be pikachu” cutest shit i ever heard
im actually horrified how could marvel do this to me
October 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
im actually horrified how could marvel do this to me
EW WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO MY BOY
October 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM
EW WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO MY BOY
i am SO overwhelmed, why is everything happwning all at once
October 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
i am SO overwhelmed, why is everything happwning all at once
my little brother turned 20 today so im officially decrepit and geriatric
October 20, 2025 at 10:43 AM
my little brother turned 20 today so im officially decrepit and geriatric