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And then you shag one sheep ...
October 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
And then you shag one sheep ...
The snack aisle at the Staples checkout is one of life's guilty pleasures. "I'm just popping out of the office to get some new toner."
October 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The snack aisle at the Staples checkout is one of life's guilty pleasures. "I'm just popping out of the office to get some new toner."
Fascinating! Outrageous!
Er ... what? Don't mind me, I'm just one of the non-cool kids asking to be let in on the secret.
Er ... what? Don't mind me, I'm just one of the non-cool kids asking to be let in on the secret.
September 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Fascinating! Outrageous!
Er ... what? Don't mind me, I'm just one of the non-cool kids asking to be let in on the secret.
Er ... what? Don't mind me, I'm just one of the non-cool kids asking to be let in on the secret.
There's plenty of vacant office space. If it's safe enough to work in, surely it's safe enough to sleep in.
September 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM
There's plenty of vacant office space. If it's safe enough to work in, surely it's safe enough to sleep in.
His methods are ... unsound.
September 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
His methods are ... unsound.
It's based on the last season, not the good ones? I really hope not.
June 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
It's based on the last season, not the good ones? I really hope not.
The use/mention distinction is at least as important. How can we discuss things without being able to state directly what we're talking about?
Related thought: Is there a euphemism for "euphemism"?
Related thought: Is there a euphemism for "euphemism"?
May 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The use/mention distinction is at least as important. How can we discuss things without being able to state directly what we're talking about?
Related thought: Is there a euphemism for "euphemism"?
Related thought: Is there a euphemism for "euphemism"?
Joe Biden's dyeing his hair now?
May 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Joe Biden's dyeing his hair now?
And yet "innuendo" is still acceptable in polite society, despite being an obvious innuendo for ... there must be a word for a word which describes itself so succinctly.
May 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
And yet "innuendo" is still acceptable in polite society, despite being an obvious innuendo for ... there must be a word for a word which describes itself so succinctly.
It's easy: They all hate each other and they're all about as bad as each other. There are no good guys in this millennia-old feud.
May 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
It's easy: They all hate each other and they're all about as bad as each other. There are no good guys in this millennia-old feud.
Or bring a little sunshine into your life with a Cornetto video set to "O Sole Mio"
youtu.be/nNWYhbHUcWM?...
youtu.be/nNWYhbHUcWM?...
1981 Wall's Cornetto Advert 1 (Just one Cornetto)
YouTube video by Things off Tape
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May 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Or bring a little sunshine into your life with a Cornetto video set to "O Sole Mio"
youtu.be/nNWYhbHUcWM?...
youtu.be/nNWYhbHUcWM?...
Trump should have had someone read a bit of Terry Pratchett to him before making Vance his Grand Vizier:
"Are you a devious, plotting, unreliable madman? Ah, good, then you can be my most trusted minister.”
"Are you a devious, plotting, unreliable madman? Ah, good, then you can be my most trusted minister.”
May 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Trump should have had someone read a bit of Terry Pratchett to him before making Vance his Grand Vizier:
"Are you a devious, plotting, unreliable madman? Ah, good, then you can be my most trusted minister.”
"Are you a devious, plotting, unreliable madman? Ah, good, then you can be my most trusted minister.”
Did he ever consider making it more attractive to film in the US as a response? No, that would be too difficult. Trump's whole game is: If you can't beat them, drag them down with you.
May 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Did he ever consider making it more attractive to film in the US as a response? No, that would be too difficult. Trump's whole game is: If you can't beat them, drag them down with you.
What's the exchange rate for chimichangas?
May 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
What's the exchange rate for chimichangas?
Math problems are getting a lot more sinister these days.
April 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Math problems are getting a lot more sinister these days.
The black rim around his eyes is his soul leaking out.
April 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The black rim around his eyes is his soul leaking out.
Starlings know how to respond to threats:
April 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Starlings know how to respond to threats:
Denton, home of happiness!
April 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Denton, home of happiness!
Trump was hoping for a tiny Hands-Off demo, but instead he got a Tiny-Hands Off demo.
April 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Trump was hoping for a tiny Hands-Off demo, but instead he got a Tiny-Hands Off demo.
But how is he going to equip them?
April 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
But how is he going to equip them?