strayling.bsky.social
@strayling.bsky.social
And then you shag one sheep ...
October 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The snack aisle at the Staples checkout is one of life's guilty pleasures. "I'm just popping out of the office to get some new toner."
October 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Fascinating! Outrageous!
Er ... what? Don't mind me, I'm just one of the non-cool kids asking to be let in on the secret.
September 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
There's plenty of vacant office space. If it's safe enough to work in, surely it's safe enough to sleep in.
September 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM
His methods are ... unsound.
September 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's based on the last season, not the good ones? I really hope not.
June 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
The use/mention distinction is at least as important. How can we discuss things without being able to state directly what we're talking about?
Related thought: Is there a euphemism for "euphemism"?
May 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Joe Biden's dyeing his hair now?
May 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
And yet "innuendo" is still acceptable in polite society, despite being an obvious innuendo for ... there must be a word for a word which describes itself so succinctly.
May 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
It's easy: They all hate each other and they're all about as bad as each other. There are no good guys in this millennia-old feud.
May 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
s/Ta/A/
May 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Or bring a little sunshine into your life with a Cornetto video set to "O Sole Mio"
youtu.be/nNWYhbHUcWM?...
1981 Wall's Cornetto Advert 1 (Just one Cornetto)
YouTube video by Things off Tape
youtu.be
May 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Trump should have had someone read a bit of Terry Pratchett to him before making Vance his Grand Vizier:
"Are you a devious, plotting, unreliable madman? Ah, good, then you can be my most trusted minister.”
May 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Did he ever consider making it more attractive to film in the US as a response? No, that would be too difficult. Trump's whole game is: If you can't beat them, drag them down with you.
May 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
What's the exchange rate for chimichangas?
May 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Math problems are getting a lot more sinister these days.
April 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The black rim around his eyes is his soul leaking out.
April 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Starlings know how to respond to threats:
April 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Denton, home of happiness!
April 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Trump was hoping for a tiny Hands-Off demo, but instead he got a Tiny-Hands Off demo.
April 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
But how is he going to equip them?
April 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM