Remember when you had to actually scroll to doom scroll?

Searching for the perfect Dad joke. My entry:
"Why does the divine alphabet only have 25 letters?"
"Because it's ineffable."

Anyone know how to make baseball caps?

When AI develops a sense of humour, I'll start to take it seriously.

Now we know who our friends aren't:
bbc.com/news/article...

We once had to wait for the TV to warm up. Now we have to wait for it to boot up. There was a magical time in the early 2000s when the new LCD TVs started up instantly, but then progress happened.

H.L. Mencken might just be my spirit animal.

The defining word of the next administration is "transactional". Forget any appeals to abstract notions like doing the right thing, flattery and money are all that matter - and they only work until a higher bidder comes along.

Why do craters on the Moon look like bumps in pictures?