Stray 🏴☠️
@stray.bsky.social
Data Scientist, average person who does stuff.
Opinions are my own.
Opinions are my own.
This bench is like 25 years old and was left behind when we bought this property. Figured I'd do a little something to it. The three painted horses are the goobers out in the pasture. (Before/After)
October 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
This bench is like 25 years old and was left behind when we bought this property. Figured I'd do a little something to it. The three painted horses are the goobers out in the pasture. (Before/After)
Highly-trained goob missile.
January 21, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Highly-trained goob missile.
That time of year again where I remind people that if you try hard enough...a government organization -will- make a rule about appropriate headwear in the middle of a warzone.
December 29, 2024 at 7:16 AM
That time of year again where I remind people that if you try hard enough...a government organization -will- make a rule about appropriate headwear in the middle of a warzone.
A coworker made this depiction of me and I could not feel more called out.
December 13, 2024 at 4:13 AM
A coworker made this depiction of me and I could not feel more called out.
I feel like neighbor goat spends more time over here than over there at this point.
November 13, 2024 at 6:18 AM
I feel like neighbor goat spends more time over here than over there at this point.
Farm life is never boring.
That brown goat with the red chain? Not our goat. 😆
That brown goat with the red chain? Not our goat. 😆
October 19, 2024 at 5:13 AM
Farm life is never boring.
That brown goat with the red chain? Not our goat. 😆
That brown goat with the red chain? Not our goat. 😆
A dog and her hooman...
November 18, 2023 at 6:43 AM
A dog and her hooman...
Helicopter charter was totally worth it as well (taken with a -real- old 30D):
October 20, 2023 at 1:35 AM
Helicopter charter was totally worth it as well (taken with a -real- old 30D):
Me: Has a Boxer who gets into garbage....
*buys garbage cans with button lids*
...this is perfect, I'll never have to worry about this again.
Also Me: I should get a Malinois...one of the smartest dog breeds on the planet.
....
*buys garbage cans with button lids*
...this is perfect, I'll never have to worry about this again.
Also Me: I should get a Malinois...one of the smartest dog breeds on the planet.
....
September 6, 2023 at 1:56 AM
Me: Has a Boxer who gets into garbage....
*buys garbage cans with button lids*
...this is perfect, I'll never have to worry about this again.
Also Me: I should get a Malinois...one of the smartest dog breeds on the planet.
....
*buys garbage cans with button lids*
...this is perfect, I'll never have to worry about this again.
Also Me: I should get a Malinois...one of the smartest dog breeds on the planet.
....
Me hearing about RU's failed moon landing:
August 19, 2023 at 10:51 PM
Me hearing about RU's failed moon landing:
Maligator blep confirmed.
August 18, 2023 at 5:28 PM
Maligator blep confirmed.
One of our void cats has...a fish oil problem. On the upside, the pump head is clean every morning.
July 26, 2023 at 2:06 AM
One of our void cats has...a fish oil problem. On the upside, the pump head is clean every morning.
Night time maligator bitey game is very serious.
July 9, 2023 at 7:16 AM
Night time maligator bitey game is very serious.
The year is 2023, and the totality of my selfies over the past 3 years are me either covered with some animal(s)...or covered in an oversized hoodie. :D
July 3, 2023 at 2:39 AM
The year is 2023, and the totality of my selfies over the past 3 years are me either covered with some animal(s)...or covered in an oversized hoodie. :D
Thanks to technology, I can show you exactly how my brain immediately combined hot dogs and marshmellows while reading this. :D
July 3, 2023 at 2:23 AM
Thanks to technology, I can show you exactly how my brain immediately combined hot dogs and marshmellows while reading this. :D
Such a good name. :)
Our white goat is Dudley...who sets the bar for anyone looking for how to just enjoy being alive (all of our goaters are dairy rescues).
Our white goat is Dudley...who sets the bar for anyone looking for how to just enjoy being alive (all of our goaters are dairy rescues).
July 3, 2023 at 2:04 AM
Such a good name. :)
Our white goat is Dudley...who sets the bar for anyone looking for how to just enjoy being alive (all of our goaters are dairy rescues).
Our white goat is Dudley...who sets the bar for anyone looking for how to just enjoy being alive (all of our goaters are dairy rescues).
Aw, what a cutie.
Joshua is our top goat. He ends up on his back getting checked once a month or so when he forgets we're not goats. He's also the only one we had to trim horns on because he was basically shanking the rest of the herd during his rise to power. :D
Joshua is our top goat. He ends up on his back getting checked once a month or so when he forgets we're not goats. He's also the only one we had to trim horns on because he was basically shanking the rest of the herd during his rise to power. :D
July 3, 2023 at 1:51 AM
Aw, what a cutie.
Joshua is our top goat. He ends up on his back getting checked once a month or so when he forgets we're not goats. He's also the only one we had to trim horns on because he was basically shanking the rest of the herd during his rise to power. :D
Joshua is our top goat. He ends up on his back getting checked once a month or so when he forgets we're not goats. He's also the only one we had to trim horns on because he was basically shanking the rest of the herd during his rise to power. :D
They are big goobers. My boxer wants nothing to do with them, my Aussie cattle dog wants to herd them, and my maligator is just...mystified.
July 3, 2023 at 1:42 AM
They are big goobers. My boxer wants nothing to do with them, my Aussie cattle dog wants to herd them, and my maligator is just...mystified.
Just think of them like big goats that are 100x more deadly...basically the same. ;)
July 3, 2023 at 1:35 AM
Just think of them like big goats that are 100x more deadly...basically the same. ;)