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Data Scientist, average person who does stuff.
Opinions are my own.
Opinions are my own.
This bench is like 25 years old and was left behind when we bought this property. Figured I'd do a little something to it. The three painted horses are the goobers out in the pasture. (Before/After)
October 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
This bench is like 25 years old and was left behind when we bought this property. Figured I'd do a little something to it. The three painted horses are the goobers out in the pasture. (Before/After)
Me: "I need a metal wall-mounted ladder of specific height for the barn..."
McMaster-Carr: "I gotchu fam."
McMaster-Carr: "I gotchu fam."
March 7, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Me: "I need a metal wall-mounted ladder of specific height for the barn..."
McMaster-Carr: "I gotchu fam."
McMaster-Carr: "I gotchu fam."
Highly-trained goob missile.
January 21, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Highly-trained goob missile.
That time of year again where I remind people that if you try hard enough...a government organization -will- make a rule about appropriate headwear in the middle of a warzone.
December 29, 2024 at 7:16 AM
That time of year again where I remind people that if you try hard enough...a government organization -will- make a rule about appropriate headwear in the middle of a warzone.
A coworker made this depiction of me and I could not feel more called out.
December 13, 2024 at 4:13 AM
A coworker made this depiction of me and I could not feel more called out.
Got stuck in an elevator today...and 30 minutes later I get out only to find out the elevator techs were there the whole time and just...didn't tag out the elevator. /facedesk
November 19, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Got stuck in an elevator today...and 30 minutes later I get out only to find out the elevator techs were there the whole time and just...didn't tag out the elevator. /facedesk
I feel like neighbor goat spends more time over here than over there at this point.
November 13, 2024 at 6:18 AM
I feel like neighbor goat spends more time over here than over there at this point.
Farm life is never boring.
That brown goat with the red chain? Not our goat. 😆
That brown goat with the red chain? Not our goat. 😆
October 19, 2024 at 5:13 AM
Farm life is never boring.
That brown goat with the red chain? Not our goat. 😆
That brown goat with the red chain? Not our goat. 😆
A dog and her hooman...
November 18, 2023 at 6:43 AM
A dog and her hooman...
Got Blink-182/Pierce the Veil tickets for next year and I'm way more excited for it than I probably should be. :D
October 25, 2023 at 5:05 AM
Got Blink-182/Pierce the Veil tickets for next year and I'm way more excited for it than I probably should be. :D
Helicopter charter was totally worth it as well (taken with a -real- old 30D):
October 20, 2023 at 1:35 AM
Helicopter charter was totally worth it as well (taken with a -real- old 30D):
Me: Has a Boxer who gets into garbage....
*buys garbage cans with button lids*
...this is perfect, I'll never have to worry about this again.
Also Me: I should get a Malinois...one of the smartest dog breeds on the planet.
....
*buys garbage cans with button lids*
...this is perfect, I'll never have to worry about this again.
Also Me: I should get a Malinois...one of the smartest dog breeds on the planet.
....
September 6, 2023 at 1:56 AM
Me: Has a Boxer who gets into garbage....
*buys garbage cans with button lids*
...this is perfect, I'll never have to worry about this again.
Also Me: I should get a Malinois...one of the smartest dog breeds on the planet.
....
*buys garbage cans with button lids*
...this is perfect, I'll never have to worry about this again.
Also Me: I should get a Malinois...one of the smartest dog breeds on the planet.
....
Me hearing about RU's failed moon landing:
August 19, 2023 at 10:51 PM
Me hearing about RU's failed moon landing:
Maligator blep confirmed.
August 18, 2023 at 5:28 PM
Maligator blep confirmed.
Me: *Looking at my meeting calendar for the week*
Also Me: Fuck, past me is an asshole.
Also Me: Fuck, past me is an asshole.
July 31, 2023 at 3:15 PM
Me: *Looking at my meeting calendar for the week*
Also Me: Fuck, past me is an asshole.
Also Me: Fuck, past me is an asshole.
One of our void cats has...a fish oil problem. On the upside, the pump head is clean every morning.
July 26, 2023 at 2:06 AM
One of our void cats has...a fish oil problem. On the upside, the pump head is clean every morning.
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Do not go gentle into that good night
July 9, 2023 at 11:48 PM
Do not go gentle into that good night
Night time maligator bitey game is very serious.
July 9, 2023 at 7:16 AM
Night time maligator bitey game is very serious.
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