Emily Dare
@strangetree.maenad.club
[She/Her 🏳️⚧️ 40+] Occasional writer—often of things horrific and/or smutty
I won’t lie, the same thought has crossed my mind.
November 16, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I won’t lie, the same thought has crossed my mind.
The best taco bell in the world!
November 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The best taco bell in the world!
So brave, so true...
November 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
So brave, so true...
*follows gaze, then follows directions*
November 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
*follows gaze, then follows directions*
*looks over to open tab*
November 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
*looks over to open tab*
You would have been in your rights to shiv him, I think
November 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
You would have been in your rights to shiv him, I think
Jesus tapdancing christ, a rabies truther
November 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Jesus tapdancing christ, a rabies truther
I need a cut of this ad with Johnny
November 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I need a cut of this ad with Johnny
Why does this make me think of a Hound-style ablative personality that is just devoted to event production?
November 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Why does this make me think of a Hound-style ablative personality that is just devoted to event production?
Butterburger and a malt, please!
November 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Butterburger and a malt, please!
yes, you should. I want this for you
November 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
yes, you should. I want this for you
At a time when numbers of gamers wanting to get away from the Windows ecosystem seem to be sharply rising. Yeah, it was a very canny move.
November 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
At a time when numbers of gamers wanting to get away from the Windows ecosystem seem to be sharply rising. Yeah, it was a very canny move.
Your Owner made a wonderful choice there!
November 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Your Owner made a wonderful choice there!
I definitely try to do so, Chelsea! I'm coming up on 13 years as a legal Emily and it never gets old. (Or Em! Or Emma to that one barista who has decided I have Emma energy, and I think that's cute)
November 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I definitely try to do so, Chelsea! I'm coming up on 13 years as a legal Emily and it never gets old. (Or Em! Or Emma to that one barista who has decided I have Emma energy, and I think that's cute)
I honestly think you're right. He was mostly locked into doing caricatures of himself post-Shining
November 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I honestly think you're right. He was mostly locked into doing caricatures of himself post-Shining
I want to listen to this while I ride down the PCH on a sunny day on my motorcycle
November 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I want to listen to this while I ride down the PCH on a sunny day on my motorcycle
Infinite dommy plampts await you!
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Infinite dommy plampts await you!
Reposted by Emily Dare
We are going Super Social Justice Blue Hair and Pronouns. We are calling things "gay" and "queer" as compliments and honorifics. We are proudly being buzzkills and harpies and feminine and vegan and giving a sincere fucking shit about the environment and climate and well-being of the community.
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 AM
We are going Super Social Justice Blue Hair and Pronouns. We are calling things "gay" and "queer" as compliments and honorifics. We are proudly being buzzkills and harpies and feminine and vegan and giving a sincere fucking shit about the environment and climate and well-being of the community.