I do think that a lot of people need to be more aware of how horrific the resuscitation process can be but that’s for people trying to override their relatives’ wishes and get the DNRs taken away not the other way around, this is pure ableism

It’s not even harm reduction anymore, Labour Tories and Reform are literally three of the same evils in different hats

I think my brain might be bad

you can make the 'a vote for labour is a vote for farage' argument in a vote splitting sense now the greens are doing so well if you like, but it is also true in the more immediate sense of them having the same fucking politics

Trying to explain private, personal and public property to 2 year olds

They won’t share communal toys but they will share their own drinks

I don’t know why that seems more whimsical to me than the ones lugging around greggs sausage rolls but it does

Bonus: now you can convince independent women to spend their own money on painful hair removal and unnecessary genital surgery