Straight Outta Cabo
@straightouttacabo.bsky.social
99% of my opinions are horrible and some may even be sarcastic.
Walmart is using The Who’s music in their commercials.
GET OFF MY LAWN!
GET OFF MY LAWN!
October 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Walmart is using The Who’s music in their commercials.
GET OFF MY LAWN!
GET OFF MY LAWN!
I can’t wait to sink my teeth into those Penske files.
October 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I can’t wait to sink my teeth into those Penske files.
I have to get this off my chest.
When I was little, I would sing “mearzy dotes and doesy dotes and little lamsidivy”
When I was little, I would sing “mearzy dotes and doesy dotes and little lamsidivy”
October 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I have to get this off my chest.
When I was little, I would sing “mearzy dotes and doesy dotes and little lamsidivy”
When I was little, I would sing “mearzy dotes and doesy dotes and little lamsidivy”
It’s a pretty sad state of affairs when Mr Beast has contributed more to the good of the people than the President has.
October 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It’s a pretty sad state of affairs when Mr Beast has contributed more to the good of the people than the President has.
We’re on Chapter 4, subsection 12 of Project 2025
October 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
We’re on Chapter 4, subsection 12 of Project 2025
A firefighter in PA lost his life for a photo op.
Who’s to say Mr Kirk tragically lost his life as a distraction?
I’m just saying… I haven’t seen a bottom to this presidents thinking yet.
Who’s to say Mr Kirk tragically lost his life as a distraction?
I’m just saying… I haven’t seen a bottom to this presidents thinking yet.
September 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
A firefighter in PA lost his life for a photo op.
Who’s to say Mr Kirk tragically lost his life as a distraction?
I’m just saying… I haven’t seen a bottom to this presidents thinking yet.
Who’s to say Mr Kirk tragically lost his life as a distraction?
I’m just saying… I haven’t seen a bottom to this presidents thinking yet.
If the tariffs are being paid by other countries and we’re taking in billions, why does the national debt continue to rise?
usdebtclock.org
usdebtclock.org
U.S. National Debt Clock : Real Time
usdebtclock.org
September 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
If the tariffs are being paid by other countries and we’re taking in billions, why does the national debt continue to rise?
usdebtclock.org
usdebtclock.org
You’ve been warned.
TRUMP: “A lot of people are saying maybe we’d like a dictator.”
He’s saying it. Are you listening? 🇺🇸
He’s saying it. Are you listening? 🇺🇸
August 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
You’ve been warned.
Barron could’ve used a little Sesame Street.
August 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Barron could’ve used a little Sesame Street.
What if Pluto was named by a Mexican Astronomer instead.
August 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
What if Pluto was named by a Mexican Astronomer instead.
I miss car grills.
August 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I miss car grills.
The amount of ass kissing on LinkedIn should be illegal.
August 7, 2025 at 2:15 PM
The amount of ass kissing on LinkedIn should be illegal.
I’ve installed 3 bidets this week.
Taco Bell will be hearing from my lawyer.
Taco Bell will be hearing from my lawyer.
August 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I’ve installed 3 bidets this week.
Taco Bell will be hearing from my lawyer.
Taco Bell will be hearing from my lawyer.
Remember Jimmy The Greek?
Trump on undocumented farm workers: "People that live in the inner city are not doing that work. They've tried, we've tried, everybody tried. They don't do it. These people do it naturally. Naturally ... they don't get a bad back, because if they get a bad back, they die."
August 5, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Remember Jimmy The Greek?
How lucky were the Chrisleys to have a daughter eh? That could’ve turned out way different.
August 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
How lucky were the Chrisleys to have a daughter eh? That could’ve turned out way different.
Somebody in Arizona fucked up and didn’t sweep the Grand Canyon.
August 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Somebody in Arizona fucked up and didn’t sweep the Grand Canyon.
I want to be the Commissioner of the La Leche League.
July 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I want to be the Commissioner of the La Leche League.
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Never been to an orgy, but I assume it’s a lot like karaoke. You need alcohol to ease into it and if there are white people, you’re gonna hear Sweet Caroline.
June 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Never been to an orgy, but I assume it’s a lot like karaoke. You need alcohol to ease into it and if there are white people, you’re gonna hear Sweet Caroline.
I wasted too many years on a Butterface. That changes now!
June 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I wasted too many years on a Butterface. That changes now!
Give me a good ole skank any day
June 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Give me a good ole skank any day
I’m having my circumcision reversed.
June 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I’m having my circumcision reversed.
I’m super grateful I’m smarter than at least half of you.
June 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I’m super grateful I’m smarter than at least half of you.
I really hope I get a Jewish Space Laser for Fathers Day.
June 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I really hope I get a Jewish Space Laser for Fathers Day.
Thinking about having a Freak-Off this weekend, only with BBQ sauce.
June 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Thinking about having a Freak-Off this weekend, only with BBQ sauce.