Helle
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Helle
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Modern day Schleprock
I mean he was the one who brought up post birth abortion first 🤷🏼‍♀️
October 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I’m old and disabled so like every day is Monday for me. Be thankful ya heathen.
October 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I love him! I saw him live once in a very small venue. He’s amazing.
June 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I first read this in college (so many years ago!) and it has remained one of my favorites
May 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I fall asleep with you every night
April 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
At least he can blame the brain worm when things go south
April 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Must be mine too
March 13, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Reposted by Helle
Maybe she’s born with it.
Maybe it’s trauma response.
March 13, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Yes. Double whammy
March 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I see what you did there. That’ll be an additional fee.
March 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Ha! I already do this! And he referred me to psych for it. It’d be funny if it weren’t true.
March 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
You are welcome. That will be $300.
March 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Is it anxiety, PTSD, procrastination? Hell maybe it’s Maybelline.
March 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Def gonna rsvp to that wedding tomorrow. As soon as a figure out where I put that QR code.
March 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM