oooh the flare one, that really winds me up.

I'll be honest, this explanation is just as valid as some of those I have seen from 'experts' in adjacent fields.

I regularly opt out ...and yet still they come. I wonder if I accidentally opted out of the opt out.

bon voyage. hope its a comfortable, stress free journey

That should definitely unblock your drains

I mean, I'm not a cricket fan, really; though having been to Lords I do get it. But, they have baseball, the most pointless game in the history of sport. Like rounders but much less fun 😜

Generally more pleasant environment on the trains than we have. And when they work - brilliant. But when they go wrong, goodness they go big.

Except sometimes Germany.

That is the universe' way of letting you know you should really just stay in Chester. I mean, why would you want to leave (popped for a visit a couple of weeks ago - actually made me homesick).

You know, you just aren't funny. Park Life.

This is how your post appeared in my timeline. Clearly a coincidence and absolutely not reflective of reality. 😁