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Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl
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Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl
GLENS FALLS, NY—Breaking its own record after scoring a touchdown to rack up its 600th point within the first quarter, the Boston Dynamics dog appeared unstoppable at the Puppy Bowl, sources confirmed Sunday. “It looks like Nacho is headed into the end zone, and—oh no, another brutal tackle from Spot, the robotic dog!” said game commentator Steve Levy, who clutched his head and winced as the gadget began emitting a high-pitched noise that caused the few still-standing puppies to crumple unconscious to the ground. “Oof, that’s gotta hurt! This is one dog that sure likes to play rough. It’ll be interesting to see what he does with the arm he’s protracting. Good God, Spot, no. That’s the referee! Run, everybody. Run for your lives!” At press time, the robotic dog was reportedly showboating with a victory dance on a pile of its opponents’ corpses.
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February 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl
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“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
February 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
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This is the vibe.
February 5, 2025 at 8:10 AM
This is the vibe.
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Harris / Walz 2028! 🎉
February 5, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Harris / Walz 2028! 🎉
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RE-POST: If you'd like to send Elon "Dick Head" Musk to Mars on the next rocket "out of here."
Become an important part of American history and launch this anti-semite, pro-Apartheid rich boy into outer space on January 20, 2025 (oh, what a coincidence).
Become an important part of American history and launch this anti-semite, pro-Apartheid rich boy into outer space on January 20, 2025 (oh, what a coincidence).
January 2, 2025 at 6:57 AM
RE-POST: If you'd like to send Elon "Dick Head" Musk to Mars on the next rocket "out of here."
Become an important part of American history and launch this anti-semite, pro-Apartheid rich boy into outer space on January 20, 2025 (oh, what a coincidence).
Become an important part of American history and launch this anti-semite, pro-Apartheid rich boy into outer space on January 20, 2025 (oh, what a coincidence).
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Could the last principled person leaving the Pentagon install a breathalyzer test to unlock our missile silos?
Please and thank you.
Please and thank you.
January 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Could the last principled person leaving the Pentagon install a breathalyzer test to unlock our missile silos?
Please and thank you.
Please and thank you.
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Trump promised to bring grocery prices down. Instead, he’s getting into tariff wars with Colombia, Mexico, and Canada.
This is going to stretch working families even more. People are going to get hurt.
Again—he’s putting money in HIS own pocket, in Elon Musk’s pocket… not YOURS.
This is going to stretch working families even more. People are going to get hurt.
Again—he’s putting money in HIS own pocket, in Elon Musk’s pocket… not YOURS.
January 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Trump promised to bring grocery prices down. Instead, he’s getting into tariff wars with Colombia, Mexico, and Canada.
This is going to stretch working families even more. People are going to get hurt.
Again—he’s putting money in HIS own pocket, in Elon Musk’s pocket… not YOURS.
This is going to stretch working families even more. People are going to get hurt.
Again—he’s putting money in HIS own pocket, in Elon Musk’s pocket… not YOURS.
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Here’s a New Year’s Resolution:
Be on the side that reads books — not the side that bans them.
Be on the side that reads books — not the side that bans them.
January 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Here’s a New Year’s Resolution:
Be on the side that reads books — not the side that bans them.
Be on the side that reads books — not the side that bans them.
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Greenland getting to have all the fun.
December 26, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Greenland getting to have all the fun.
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Popcorn Alert: The House Ethics Committee has voted to release the Matt Gaetz report.
December 18, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Popcorn Alert: The House Ethics Committee has voted to release the Matt Gaetz report.
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Chuck Schumer should immediately announce Democrats will accede to Trump's wishes here and do away with the Electoral College once and for all.
Here's that bipartisan push the pundits are looking for. Let's go!
Here's that bipartisan push the pundits are looking for. Let's go!
December 10, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Chuck Schumer should immediately announce Democrats will accede to Trump's wishes here and do away with the Electoral College once and for all.
Here's that bipartisan push the pundits are looking for. Let's go!
Here's that bipartisan push the pundits are looking for. Let's go!
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Ha! Meta. @hankgreen.bsky.social check this out.
December 4, 2024 at 6:43 AM
Ha! Meta. @hankgreen.bsky.social check this out.
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You mad MAGA? Hunter is untouchable 🤣😂
December 2, 2024 at 4:50 AM
You mad MAGA? Hunter is untouchable 🤣😂
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Today I'm grateful for family, friends & loved ones.
Also: pie
🙏
Also: pie
🙏
November 28, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Today I'm grateful for family, friends & loved ones.
Also: pie
🙏
Also: pie
🙏
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For those claiming Gaetz was nominated as a sacrificial pawn, a calculated chess move to test the resolve of the Senate...by the guy who stared directly at a solar eclipse...it's time to put down the glue and go touch some grass.
November 21, 2024 at 10:38 PM
For those claiming Gaetz was nominated as a sacrificial pawn, a calculated chess move to test the resolve of the Senate...by the guy who stared directly at a solar eclipse...it's time to put down the glue and go touch some grass.