Here's a fun stressful thing! (Stressful because she looks at other dogs instead of the road when she drives)

I think my weather controlling machine is broken. I can only get the heavy rain to a sprinkle. Can anyone help troubleshoot my democrat weather controlling machine so I can get a sunny day?

This is the shit Republicans actually believe.

Why spend money on a gym when you could get a beautiful dog to keep you in shape? This little 8 lb dude can walk more than 5 miles at once. And runs when I run. And a 5 mile daily walk keeps a person (and a dog) in excellent shape!

Plus they are mad that he took PeeWees bike. Double whammy.

I had issues starting out, ended up doing stuff nobody else did. Started with smoking pipes (stoneware is a nice description for a pipe), learned how to throw tiny on the wheel then also sold miniatures. Kind of depends on your market if it is conservative enough to do pipes though.

Wasn't he the guy who stole Pee Wees bike before he grew a beard?

Same, even when my dog can hardly keep her eyes open because she's so tired, she is laying next to me when I cook.

I could never ever ever go an entire week without my dog!!

Dogs rule! I'd do the same!