Imperial Dan
@stormtrooperdan.bsky.social
Anti Maga. Very, very anti Maga. Trump is a piece of shit.
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Imperial Dan
@stormtrooperdan.bsky.social
· Jan 25
Living in America under Donald Dumbfucks leadership is like being an unwilling passenger in a car, driving 100 mph during rush hour in LA with the driver super drunk and on meth with 40 cop cars chasing us. During an earthquake. And tornadoes. I just want out.
Right now it's more of where hasn't his dick been than where has his dick been that would surprise me.
November 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Right now it's more of where hasn't his dick been than where has his dick been that would surprise me.
I don't think one can flip from psychotic to normal without years of therapy. It is still a longshot.
No love here for MTG. I wouldn't trust her to pick up my dogs poop.
She can stay in political purgatory.
Her previous actions are unforgivable.
No love here for MTG. I wouldn't trust her to pick up my dogs poop.
She can stay in political purgatory.
Her previous actions are unforgivable.
November 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I don't think one can flip from psychotic to normal without years of therapy. It is still a longshot.
No love here for MTG. I wouldn't trust her to pick up my dogs poop.
She can stay in political purgatory.
Her previous actions are unforgivable.
No love here for MTG. I wouldn't trust her to pick up my dogs poop.
She can stay in political purgatory.
Her previous actions are unforgivable.
I went through the 90s without drinking any water and I'm fine. But beer does have water in it.
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I went through the 90s without drinking any water and I'm fine. But beer does have water in it.
I'm a fair man, I'll listen to those dems who voted for Maga.
But please tell them to hurry up and pick Don's pubes out of their teeth before they can talk, I'm in a rush.
But please tell them to hurry up and pick Don's pubes out of their teeth before they can talk, I'm in a rush.
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I'm a fair man, I'll listen to those dems who voted for Maga.
But please tell them to hurry up and pick Don's pubes out of their teeth before they can talk, I'm in a rush.
But please tell them to hurry up and pick Don's pubes out of their teeth before they can talk, I'm in a rush.
Get your covid booster. It's a huge fuck you to Republicans. And keeps you safe. Win win.
November 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Get your covid booster. It's a huge fuck you to Republicans. And keeps you safe. Win win.
When it's our turn again, who should we donate all that gold to? I vote cancer research.
October 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
When it's our turn again, who should we donate all that gold to? I vote cancer research.
How long before he changes the flag? Let me guess the colors. Gold.
October 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
How long before he changes the flag? Let me guess the colors. Gold.
Hey, I'm not saying all Karen's are Republicans.
I'm saying all Republicans are Karen's.
(No offense to anyone who's name is Karen).
I'm saying all Republicans are Karen's.
(No offense to anyone who's name is Karen).
October 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Hey, I'm not saying all Karen's are Republicans.
I'm saying all Republicans are Karen's.
(No offense to anyone who's name is Karen).
I'm saying all Republicans are Karen's.
(No offense to anyone who's name is Karen).
If you are still a republican yet despise trump.... then you are still part of the problem and not the solution.
October 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
If you are still a republican yet despise trump.... then you are still part of the problem and not the solution.
The innocence of a dog running through leaves.
The dog doesn't wonder why it enjoys it. The dog doesn't compare it to anything. The dog does not analyze why it likes to run through the leaves.
It just does.
The dog doesn't wonder why it enjoys it. The dog doesn't compare it to anything. The dog does not analyze why it likes to run through the leaves.
It just does.
October 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The innocence of a dog running through leaves.
The dog doesn't wonder why it enjoys it. The dog doesn't compare it to anything. The dog does not analyze why it likes to run through the leaves.
It just does.
The dog doesn't wonder why it enjoys it. The dog doesn't compare it to anything. The dog does not analyze why it likes to run through the leaves.
It just does.
So when the tables turn and they start going to jail, will they be jailed in the USA or will it be an international procedure?
Basically just kinda wondering if the people doing the deporting will be deported one day.
Basically just kinda wondering if the people doing the deporting will be deported one day.
October 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
So when the tables turn and they start going to jail, will they be jailed in the USA or will it be an international procedure?
Basically just kinda wondering if the people doing the deporting will be deported one day.
Basically just kinda wondering if the people doing the deporting will be deported one day.
I miss the simple things in life.
Like have a president who doesn't have a toddler fit on social media at 3am.
Like have a president who doesn't have a toddler fit on social media at 3am.
October 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I miss the simple things in life.
Like have a president who doesn't have a toddler fit on social media at 3am.
Like have a president who doesn't have a toddler fit on social media at 3am.
Everyone cooks eggs. Yet only a few know how to cook eggs.
If you dont know what I mean, learn how to cook eggs properly. You won't regret it.
If you dont know what I mean, learn how to cook eggs properly. You won't regret it.
October 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Everyone cooks eggs. Yet only a few know how to cook eggs.
If you dont know what I mean, learn how to cook eggs properly. You won't regret it.
If you dont know what I mean, learn how to cook eggs properly. You won't regret it.
Stuck on a desert island with only one song to listen to for the rest of time.
Flowers on the Wall by Statler Brothers.
Flowers on the Wall by Statler Brothers.
October 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Stuck on a desert island with only one song to listen to for the rest of time.
Flowers on the Wall by Statler Brothers.
Flowers on the Wall by Statler Brothers.
If Kid Rock gained 30lbs, he'd totally look like the sheriff from Smokey and the Bandit.
October 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
If Kid Rock gained 30lbs, he'd totally look like the sheriff from Smokey and the Bandit.
Things are bad but at least we aren't putting a Qatar base in the US.
Wait. What? OK, Qatar is now part of USA.
8 years ago, I didn't think the orange pig could get anymore stupid. Since then, his stupidity doubles daily.
Wait. What? OK, Qatar is now part of USA.
8 years ago, I didn't think the orange pig could get anymore stupid. Since then, his stupidity doubles daily.
October 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Things are bad but at least we aren't putting a Qatar base in the US.
Wait. What? OK, Qatar is now part of USA.
8 years ago, I didn't think the orange pig could get anymore stupid. Since then, his stupidity doubles daily.
Wait. What? OK, Qatar is now part of USA.
8 years ago, I didn't think the orange pig could get anymore stupid. Since then, his stupidity doubles daily.
We should really give Trump some kind of peace prize. What would the opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize be? Can they make a Nobel UNPEACE Prize for the fat orange slob?
October 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
We should really give Trump some kind of peace prize. What would the opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize be? Can they make a Nobel UNPEACE Prize for the fat orange slob?
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October 10, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Post this everywhere‼️
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RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
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RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
Wow, is domino's pizza really this bad? I could add some cheese to a Roma and it'd be tons better. Did I just get unlucky? I only tipped 15 percent, maybe they made an extra bad pizza because of the tip.
October 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Wow, is domino's pizza really this bad? I could add some cheese to a Roma and it'd be tons better. Did I just get unlucky? I only tipped 15 percent, maybe they made an extra bad pizza because of the tip.
I wish sports were focused more on the brain. Maybe have the players do a complicated equation before they throw the ball. And if other team finishes the equation first, they get the ball.
October 7, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I wish sports were focused more on the brain. Maybe have the players do a complicated equation before they throw the ball. And if other team finishes the equation first, they get the ball.
I keep getting someone else's tacos delivered to my address. But they come when I'm asleep and only see them several hours later and I can't eat them because they have been sitting outside all night.
I might need to change my sleep schedule if I keep getting these free tacos.
I might need to change my sleep schedule if I keep getting these free tacos.
October 7, 2025 at 9:09 AM
I keep getting someone else's tacos delivered to my address. But they come when I'm asleep and only see them several hours later and I can't eat them because they have been sitting outside all night.
I might need to change my sleep schedule if I keep getting these free tacos.
I might need to change my sleep schedule if I keep getting these free tacos.
I wonder if ICE knows that once the tables turn, nobody's going to hire them. Nobody's going to date them. They're destined to spend their lives in solitude.
But I suppose that's no different from how they lived before ICE. Except their parents probably won't let them live in the basement anymore.
But I suppose that's no different from how they lived before ICE. Except their parents probably won't let them live in the basement anymore.
October 7, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I wonder if ICE knows that once the tables turn, nobody's going to hire them. Nobody's going to date them. They're destined to spend their lives in solitude.
But I suppose that's no different from how they lived before ICE. Except their parents probably won't let them live in the basement anymore.
But I suppose that's no different from how they lived before ICE. Except their parents probably won't let them live in the basement anymore.
We are like a week away from Miller saying religion is bad and turning Republicans.
Then it's the military turn. Do they follow Trumps command or turn against him and protect the citizens of USA?
Cuz were like a week away from this.
Then it's the military turn. Do they follow Trumps command or turn against him and protect the citizens of USA?
Cuz were like a week away from this.
October 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
We are like a week away from Miller saying religion is bad and turning Republicans.
Then it's the military turn. Do they follow Trumps command or turn against him and protect the citizens of USA?
Cuz were like a week away from this.
Then it's the military turn. Do they follow Trumps command or turn against him and protect the citizens of USA?
Cuz were like a week away from this.
Trump would lose a million dollars on a neighborhood lemonade stand. Remind me, how is he good at making money?
Oh yeah. Crime.
Oh yeah. Crime.
October 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Trump would lose a million dollars on a neighborhood lemonade stand. Remind me, how is he good at making money?
Oh yeah. Crime.
Oh yeah. Crime.
Trump is the worst leader in recorded history on earth. He does the exact opposite of what a real leader would do.
October 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Trump is the worst leader in recorded history on earth. He does the exact opposite of what a real leader would do.