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I would definitely be the kind of cat that pushes your glass of whatever over. You will love me or you will suffer ☺️
October 15, 2023 at 10:49 AM
Sleep is for dead people; unless I have work, then sleep is life-giving, and I wouldn’t miss it for the world.
November 26, 2023 at 10:06 AM
HBD to all the archers :]🏹♥️
November 24, 2023 at 8:07 AM
Plans always sound good until I actually get to them.
November 24, 2023 at 7:52 AM
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It’s that time again 😌
October 27, 2023 at 7:25 AM
I got handed a feastables and 5 minutes later I tried to unlock it. Reminded me of the time I almost went to charge my tea 😭
November 24, 2023 at 7:45 AM
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turn them on
November 18, 2023 at 3:50 AM
Imagine being a bird and waking up at 4:30 a.m. just to squawk. Actually, no, I’d rather not. It’s a common Koel, so it doesn’t just keep going; it gets louder each time too 😆
November 18, 2023 at 11:25 AM
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Feeling warm inside (in an incinerating kind of way).
August 18, 2023 at 8:15 AM
This rose plant that I forgot existed until it bloomed.
November 18, 2023 at 10:52 AM
I could be here a lot more tbh
November 18, 2023 at 10:47 AM
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“I’m an empath I can see through everyone’s bullshit” can you see through your own? That’s much harder, my love
November 18, 2023 at 2:04 AM
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Over on Threads, they’re debating “why Bluesky is dying,” which is very funny to me. It’s the only social media site that doesn’t make me want to plug in a toaster while taking a bath.
November 13, 2023 at 5:00 PM
^ ^
⚞🌑 • 🌑⚟
November 17, 2023 at 9:36 AM
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Guys, don’t forget we have group breathing practice at 10am. All the deep breaths, ok?
October 27, 2023 at 9:16 AM
1 rn probably 8 later.
Morning.

Solid 8 for me today. Please direct me to the nearest void I can scream into.
November 14, 2023 at 8:52 AM
When a problem arises that I don’t have the energy for: Do you believe in evade at first sight?
November 14, 2023 at 8:48 AM
“It’s fine” while @ the departure gate with my one-way ticket and contemplating my next life.
November 14, 2023 at 8:18 AM
If you love me and you have beef, at least make it teriyaki, ok?
You can have beef. I’ll simply manifest vegetarian and move on with my life.
November 12, 2023 at 10:42 AM
You can have beef. I’ll simply manifest vegetarian and move on with my life.
November 12, 2023 at 10:33 AM
Used to be the ritual, now I have my ice maker 😆 but I miss squishing them into a slushy.
November 12, 2023 at 10:28 AM
I need a december life goal (that I can abandon by NYE).
November 12, 2023 at 9:33 AM
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This is it, the "final" version of one of the most important sexual technologies of the 21st century

It has the ability to unlock powerful secret knowledge previously hidden to society

Please direct people to this version
November 11, 2023 at 9:20 PM
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Hopefully next Summer we will have blossoms on this beautiful plant. They are spectacular.
November 12, 2023 at 4:09 AM