Storey
@storey33.bsky.social
Here from the subhuman cesspool called Twitter for jokes sprinkled with some news sans the Musk Stink.
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MPS w/ emph. in IR
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MPS w/ emph. in IR
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Jan 9-11 poll of 1,129 U.S. adult citizens (+/-3.9 points): ICE
% who think the ICE agent justified | not justified in the amount of force he used in shooting a woman in Minneapolis
U.S. adult citizens 28% | 53%
Democrats 4% | 88%
Republicans 61% | 15%
d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/IC...
% who think the ICE agent justified | not justified in the amount of force he used in shooting a woman in Minneapolis
U.S. adult citizens 28% | 53%
Democrats 4% | 88%
Republicans 61% | 15%
d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/IC...
January 12, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Jan 9-11 poll of 1,129 U.S. adult citizens (+/-3.9 points): ICE
% who think the ICE agent justified | not justified in the amount of force he used in shooting a woman in Minneapolis
U.S. adult citizens 28% | 53%
Democrats 4% | 88%
Republicans 61% | 15%
d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/IC...
% who think the ICE agent justified | not justified in the amount of force he used in shooting a woman in Minneapolis
U.S. adult citizens 28% | 53%
Democrats 4% | 88%
Republicans 61% | 15%
d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/IC...
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i imagine this is how they're going to keep rounding up their 2026 hiring numbers despite everything
January 13, 2026 at 2:21 PM
i imagine this is how they're going to keep rounding up their 2026 hiring numbers despite everything
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Immigration officers received a "legal refresher" reminding them that personal insults and rude gestures are legal, per documents leaked to me: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/immigratio...
January 13, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Immigration officers received a "legal refresher" reminding them that personal insults and rude gestures are legal, per documents leaked to me: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/immigratio...
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🚨Leaked docs about the ICE-led deployment to Minneapolis: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/immigratio...
Immigration Agents Terrified by ICE Backlash
Leaked documents show Border Patrol needs volunteers for Minneapolis surge
www.kenklippenstein.com
January 13, 2026 at 12:29 AM
🚨Leaked docs about the ICE-led deployment to Minneapolis: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/immigratio...
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People who aren't in Minnesota might not know that if you drive or walk past pretty much any school, there's going to be a group of people, parents and childless, standing guard to make sure the kids are safe from feds. It's pretty remarkable. And very disturbing. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Twin Cities students walk out, decry ICE as surge continues
Hundreds of Twin Cities high school students walked out of school Monday to protest federal immigration enforcement in Minnesota. Officials are increasingly concerned about high absenteeism in some sc...
www.mprnews.org
January 13, 2026 at 2:41 PM
People who aren't in Minnesota might not know that if you drive or walk past pretty much any school, there's going to be a group of people, parents and childless, standing guard to make sure the kids are safe from feds. It's pretty remarkable. And very disturbing. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
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Agree.
Sen Hassan, asked what will happen if Republicans don't carry out the deal, "Well, shame on them."
This is not what people were mobilizing for on Oct 18.
Sen Hassan, asked what will happen if Republicans don't carry out the deal, "Well, shame on them."
This is not what people were mobilizing for on Oct 18.
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Agree.
Sen Hassan, asked what will happen if Republicans don't carry out the deal, "Well, shame on them."
This is not what people were mobilizing for on Oct 18.
Sen Hassan, asked what will happen if Republicans don't carry out the deal, "Well, shame on them."
This is not what people were mobilizing for on Oct 18.
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Don't worry, everyone. Chuck Schumer is on the case and he's *pretty* sure he can get everyone aisle seats on the flight to El Salvador.
Trump threatens to put American citizens on deportation flights to a slave prison in El Salvador
March 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Don't worry, everyone. Chuck Schumer is on the case and he's *pretty* sure he can get everyone aisle seats on the flight to El Salvador.
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An entire administration of 12-year-old boys trying to act tough.
Read the statement below and then look at this dweeb.
Read the statement below and then look at this dweeb.
March 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
An entire administration of 12-year-old boys trying to act tough.
Read the statement below and then look at this dweeb.
Read the statement below and then look at this dweeb.
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Government efficiency is when every federal agency has to send a daily emergency email to its workers telling them to ignore another daily email from a different department trying to fire them without knowing what their jobs are.
February 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Government efficiency is when every federal agency has to send a daily emergency email to its workers telling them to ignore another daily email from a different department trying to fire them without knowing what their jobs are.
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One of Elon Musk's DOGE staffers is a 19-year-old who goes by "Big Balls" online and owns a company called Tesla.Sexy that sells an AI bot for Russian Discord servers. These are the kinds of people who have access to the country's most sensitive data www.wired.com/story/edward...
DOGE Teen Owns ‘Tesla.Sexy LLC’ and Worked at Startup That Has Hired Convicted Hackers
Experts question whether Edward Coristine, a DOGE staffer who has gone by “Big Balls” online, would pass the background check typically required for access to sensitive US government systems.
www.wired.com
February 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
One of Elon Musk's DOGE staffers is a 19-year-old who goes by "Big Balls" online and owns a company called Tesla.Sexy that sells an AI bot for Russian Discord servers. These are the kinds of people who have access to the country's most sensitive data www.wired.com/story/edward...
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Let’s try the old “making life worse for workers will be better for workers in the end” delusion one more time
February 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Let’s try the old “making life worse for workers will be better for workers in the end” delusion one more time
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They call themselves the American Accountability Foundation, but please don't hold them accountable for the information they're publishing.
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/05/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/05/u...
February 6, 2025 at 2:55 PM
They call themselves the American Accountability Foundation, but please don't hold them accountable for the information they're publishing.
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/05/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/05/u...
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His administration is literally composed of men who beat and batter women.
Trump: "My administration will not stand by and watch men beat and batter female athletes. And it's gonna end, and it's ending right now, and nobody is gonna be able to do a damn thing about it, because when I speak, we speak with authority."
February 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
His administration is literally composed of men who beat and batter women.
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So now that Trump has banned trans people from participating in sports and trans teens from getting transition-related care, all of the "but we just have some concerns" people will surely come out strong in opposition to additional attacks on trans rights, yes? No? Ah well, nevertheless.
February 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
So now that Trump has banned trans people from participating in sports and trans teens from getting transition-related care, all of the "but we just have some concerns" people will surely come out strong in opposition to additional attacks on trans rights, yes? No? Ah well, nevertheless.
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We’re going to have to call them white holes aren’t we
NASA workers were told to "drop everything" and spend their time scrubbing mentions of women in leadership, indigenous people, and environmental justice from the web: www.404media.co/nasa-dei-dro...
Workers at NASA Told to ‘Drop Everything’ to Scrub Mentions of Indigenous People, Women from Its Websites
"This is a drop everything and reprioritize your day request," a directive "per NASA HQ direction" stated.
www.404media.co
February 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
We’re going to have to call them white holes aren’t we
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New via NYT — The CIA sent the White House an unclassified email listing all employees hired by the spy agency over the last two years to comply with an executive order to shrink the federal work force. One former agency officer called the reporting of names a “counterintelligence disaster.”
February 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
New via NYT — The CIA sent the White House an unclassified email listing all employees hired by the spy agency over the last two years to comply with an executive order to shrink the federal work force. One former agency officer called the reporting of names a “counterintelligence disaster.”
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If Joe Biden had said this it would have been good for a week’s worth of programming on Fox News
Trump praises Tommy Tuberville for doing a great job as Patrick Mahomes's college coach, despite the fact he never coached Mahomes
February 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
If Joe Biden had said this it would have been good for a week’s worth of programming on Fox News
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EXCLUSIVE — On Tuesday, the Trump administration evicted former Coast Guard Commandant Linda Fagan from her house with just 3 hours notice
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don... by @nbcnews.com
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don... by @nbcnews.com
Trump administration evicts former Coast Guard leader from her house with 3 hours notice
Trump fired Linda Fagan, the first female Coast Guard commandant, on his second day in office. A Trump official told her she had three hours to leave her house on Tuesday.
www.nbcnews.com
February 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
EXCLUSIVE — On Tuesday, the Trump administration evicted former Coast Guard Commandant Linda Fagan from her house with just 3 hours notice
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don... by @nbcnews.com
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don... by @nbcnews.com
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Exclusive: Federal workers have filed an emergency motion requesting a restraining order to disconnect the DOGE server that's being used to conduct Trump's "deferred resignation program." The workers had previously accused DOGE of illegally bypassing a mandated privacy audit.
By me at @wired.com:
By me at @wired.com:
Federal Workers Sue to Disconnect DOGE Server
Two federal workers, citing reports that Elon Musk’s associates are operating an illegally connected email server at OPM, seek a restraining order.
www.wired.com
February 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Exclusive: Federal workers have filed an emergency motion requesting a restraining order to disconnect the DOGE server that's being used to conduct Trump's "deferred resignation program." The workers had previously accused DOGE of illegally bypassing a mandated privacy audit.
By me at @wired.com:
By me at @wired.com:
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MAGA: No, Biden can't wipe away student loans. That's hella illegal unless Congress acts.
Also MAGA: If Trump declares an entire federal agency "lunatics" he can do away with it and all the funding it distributes without bothering to inform Congress, let alone requiring any action.
Also MAGA: If Trump declares an entire federal agency "lunatics" he can do away with it and all the funding it distributes without bothering to inform Congress, let alone requiring any action.
REPORTER: Will it take an act of Congress to do away with USAID?
TRUMP: I don't think so. Not when it comes to fraud. If there's fraud. Those people are lunatics.
TRUMP: I don't think so. Not when it comes to fraud. If there's fraud. Those people are lunatics.
February 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
MAGA: No, Biden can't wipe away student loans. That's hella illegal unless Congress acts.
Also MAGA: If Trump declares an entire federal agency "lunatics" he can do away with it and all the funding it distributes without bothering to inform Congress, let alone requiring any action.
Also MAGA: If Trump declares an entire federal agency "lunatics" he can do away with it and all the funding it distributes without bothering to inform Congress, let alone requiring any action.
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Elon Musk claims to have "deleted" the office in the IRS which has enabled people to file their tax returns electronically, simply, and for free.
February 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Elon Musk claims to have "deleted" the office in the IRS which has enabled people to file their tax returns electronically, simply, and for free.
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If I break into your house and steal something, you can just bring it back by going to the store
Ramaswamy, on a Spaces call with Musk and Joni Ernst, says that if DOGE cuts anything the American people actually want, politicians can just bring it back through legislation. I think this dude has things backwards.
February 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
If I break into your house and steal something, you can just bring it back by going to the store
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Ask yourself what you’d think about another country if a new regime quickly prohibited all government agencies from communicating with the public, then began deleting data from government websites that it deemed unacceptable.
FYI if you are looking for the Dec. 2024 AFFHT-0007 dataset from the Office of Fair Housing and Equal Opportunity (which has apparently been deleted by the Trump administration) I've got the nationwide backup on my hard drive.
January 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Ask yourself what you’d think about another country if a new regime quickly prohibited all government agencies from communicating with the public, then began deleting data from government websites that it deemed unacceptable.