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Does Bermuda professional soccer have a presence on Bluesky? Liking some of these team names
List of Bermuda soccer teams Current clubs 2024-25 season • Dandy Town Hornets (Pembroke) • Devonshire Colts (Devonshire) • Devonshire Cougars (Devonshire) • Hamilton Parish (St. George's) • North Village Rams (Pembroke) • Paget Lions (Southampton) • PHC Zebras (Warwick) • St. George's Colts (St George's) • Wolves SC (Devonshire) • Young Men's Social Club (Devonshire)
November 27, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Google search for “is Bud selig” and first result is “is Bud selig still alive”
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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21% chance Trump resigns on kalshi Pic from Chernobyl where guy says “3.6 … not great, not terrible”
November 17, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Kenneth McMillan as Baron Harkonnen in DUNE (1984)
November 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Trunk after the guy passed out
November 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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I have doubts about how these guys would fare in the modern game.
People playing a precursor of baseball hundreds of years ago
November 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Tfw when you and the guys find the Walgreens aisle with $1 generic viagra
Ad with three guys holding ziploc bags of blue pills at a Home Depot and it says “Walgreens Hides This $1 Generic Viagra - Here's the Aisle It's Really In.”
October 31, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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The Dave and Busters across the street from
Barclays Center has a wall of New York teams that includes the High-A Brooklyn Cyclones but not the world champion New York Liberty
A big wall at Dave and busters in downtown Brooklyn with the New York pro sports teams but not the Liberty
October 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashley_...
The lady who said Obama fans attacked her and wrote B on her face for Barack Obama but the B is backwards because she did it herself
September 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Some personal news
Ad from the New York post that says “Blind husband regains his sight, but doesn't tell his wife and he realizes...” I think you’re supposed to click to see what he realizes
September 15, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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Hard to believe this t-shirt didn’t do the trick
A dark brandon shirt I bought last year, maybe to be ironic
September 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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🥴
Trump with the droopy face
September 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Relationship goals
Trump and Melania looking at a 9/11 thing. Melania has big sunglasses and Trump is falling asleep
September 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Some sad news about Frank Thomas and Doug Flutie
Google AI confirming that Frank Thomas and Doug Flutie are not friends in real life and they just appear in Nugenix commercials together
September 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Six percent. Not great, not terrible
Polymarket at 6% Trump resigns this year
September 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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The President is Missing
The cover the 108-chapter bill Clinton and James Patterson novel “the president is missing”
August 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Right after I finish boiling a pot of bananas this ad pops up, are you serious
Internet ad that says “Dementia Has Been Linked To A Common Food - Do You Eat It? Dementia and memory loss are not because of aging” and it shows three peeled bananas in boiling water
August 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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What’s the deal with Seattle sports greats
Hall of fame centerfielder Ken Griffey jr taking pics at the masters with a big camera Baseball hall of famer Randy Johnson taking pics at an nfl game with a huge camera
August 8, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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The Shampoo That's Changing Men's Lives
Ad that says “The Shampoo That's Changing Men's Lives” with a mostly bald 60-ish guy and the top of his head is cropped in the pic
August 3, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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I do it
Smiling nice looking older bald man with well maintained white beard in ad that says, “Dementia Has Been Linked To a Common Habit. Do You Do It?” Sponsored by Memory Health
July 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Short kings
Paul Simon pic he is 5’3” Garfunkel pic he is 5’9”
July 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Fire Marshall bill from in living color
May 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Need to get the pope in one of these
White Sox “southside” jersey
May 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Doing my own research
Google search results for “has mark wahlberg weighed in on who should be pope” No, there is no indication that Mark Wahlberg has publicly weighed in on who should be Pope. While he has expressed his strong Catholic faith and shared his faith with fans, he has not commented on specific papal candidates or the selection process.
May 8, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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These colors don’t run
Bag of ketchup flavored Cheetos from Canada
May 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM