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Can you believe it’s already cyber week
November 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Does Bermuda professional soccer have a presence on Bluesky? Liking some of these team names
November 27, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Are we liking the new fanduel ad where the family is at the Thanksgiving table gambling on sports?
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I Stand With Kash
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Emil Bove? Gregory Bovino?

BOVa these guys are terrible public servants
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
None of this would be happening under President Gary Johnson
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
November 17, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Crazy that “Savage” is still a last name
November 16, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Is it true President Trump passed away this evening?
November 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
November 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
People really hate his ass
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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November 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I’m going to miss the “Doc” commercials
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Tfw when you and the guys find the Walgreens aisle with $1 generic viagra
October 31, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I’m liking these commercials where people have conversations with their computers
October 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
wtf
October 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
They should make a TV ad about someone whose personality is the team that they root for and why that is funny
October 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The Dave and Busters across the street from
Barclays Center has a wall of New York teams that includes the High-A Brooklyn Cyclones but not the world champion New York Liberty
October 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green
September 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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No we don’t
September 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
September 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The new Shaq carvana ad is pretty good
September 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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I guess 14 of Musk’s kids were at Riotfest where Gwar simulated the decapitation of Elon. They all thought it was real. I don’t like the guy at all, but that’s pretty messed up.
September 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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As CNN offers daylong saturation coverage of the podcaster’s funeral, I went back and checked to see how CNN covered Melissa Hortman’s memorial on 6/28, where Walz spoke and Biden/Harris attended.

It got about four minutes during the hours it was happening—less than Jeff Bezos’s wedding that day.
September 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM