KW
@stopall-snowblind.bsky.social
35. They/She. Fandom nerd, parent, crafter. Running on coffee and ao3, and lots of yarn.
Teaching him the joys and frustrations of movie adaptations this morning 🤣
I always knew reading books that I loved as a kid to my son would feel special, but I didn’t realize it would make me feel so emotional.
We just finished The BFG, and I just about cried real, fat, baby tears when he gave it a thousand out of five stars. 😭
We just finished The BFG, and I just about cried real, fat, baby tears when he gave it a thousand out of five stars. 😭
December 7, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Teaching him the joys and frustrations of movie adaptations this morning 🤣
I always knew reading books that I loved as a kid to my son would feel special, but I didn’t realize it would make me feel so emotional.
We just finished The BFG, and I just about cried real, fat, baby tears when he gave it a thousand out of five stars. 😭
We just finished The BFG, and I just about cried real, fat, baby tears when he gave it a thousand out of five stars. 😭
December 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I always knew reading books that I loved as a kid to my son would feel special, but I didn’t realize it would make me feel so emotional.
We just finished The BFG, and I just about cried real, fat, baby tears when he gave it a thousand out of five stars. 😭
We just finished The BFG, and I just about cried real, fat, baby tears when he gave it a thousand out of five stars. 😭
“Sure, babe, I can take you outside to play… Mama’s just crying about fanfiction again, I’m fine, no worries… yeah, I don’t know why I do this to myself, either.”
December 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
“Sure, babe, I can take you outside to play… Mama’s just crying about fanfiction again, I’m fine, no worries… yeah, I don’t know why I do this to myself, either.”
Snow day for one, go day for another. Normal day for the cat, at least 😹
December 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Snow day for one, go day for another. Normal day for the cat, at least 😹
When you show up looking like this & still catch a “ladies first”, it can only be thanksgiving 😅🫠😭 Cooked me worse than the turkey, it’s fine
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
When you show up looking like this & still catch a “ladies first”, it can only be thanksgiving 😅🫠😭 Cooked me worse than the turkey, it’s fine
Somehow, growing out my buzz cut with the intention of styling it more masculinely has not made me any more thankful for the Mullet Stage.
November 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Somehow, growing out my buzz cut with the intention of styling it more masculinely has not made me any more thankful for the Mullet Stage.
If you’ve ever wondered what being married to me looks like, last night my partner was messing with my nose & I said, “Finger your own orifices, cretin!”
Poor guy has survived 12 years of this. 😅
Poor guy has survived 12 years of this. 😅
November 20, 2025 at 11:40 AM
If you’ve ever wondered what being married to me looks like, last night my partner was messing with my nose & I said, “Finger your own orifices, cretin!”
Poor guy has survived 12 years of this. 😅
Poor guy has survived 12 years of this. 😅
the PMDD is winning today, and I am ready to let ittttt
November 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
the PMDD is winning today, and I am ready to let ittttt
Forever and ever apologizing to the universe for adding another white man to the ecosystem JESUS THIS ISH IS IMPOSSIBLEEEEEEEUGH
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Forever and ever apologizing to the universe for adding another white man to the ecosystem JESUS THIS ISH IS IMPOSSIBLEEEEEEEUGH
And they can actually fight me, because a family stopped when they drove by earlier and their kid was literally jumping for joy.
I’ll pay whatever ticket they want to give me, because that’s horrific.
No child should be thrilled to find a bucket of ramen and bars outside, they should just be fed!
I’ll pay whatever ticket they want to give me, because that’s horrific.
No child should be thrilled to find a bucket of ramen and bars outside, they should just be fed!
“No, pretty sure that’s a bucket, not a pantry.”
“I have no idea how that food got in there, that’s a great question.”
“Nope, that’s definitely not my handwriting on the sign telling folks to take what they need.”
“I have no idea how that food got in there, that’s a great question.”
“Nope, that’s definitely not my handwriting on the sign telling folks to take what they need.”
In our town, we’re not allowed to have a little free pantry or anything in our yard without a permit.
Very much hoping I don’t have to tell a code enforcement cop to kick a rock today. 😅
Very much hoping I don’t have to tell a code enforcement cop to kick a rock today. 😅
November 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
And they can actually fight me, because a family stopped when they drove by earlier and their kid was literally jumping for joy.
I’ll pay whatever ticket they want to give me, because that’s horrific.
No child should be thrilled to find a bucket of ramen and bars outside, they should just be fed!
I’ll pay whatever ticket they want to give me, because that’s horrific.
No child should be thrilled to find a bucket of ramen and bars outside, they should just be fed!
Reposted by KW
😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
“No, pretty sure that’s a bucket, not a pantry.”
“I have no idea how that food got in there, that’s a great question.”
“Nope, that’s definitely not my handwriting on the sign telling folks to take what they need.”
“I have no idea how that food got in there, that’s a great question.”
“Nope, that’s definitely not my handwriting on the sign telling folks to take what they need.”
In our town, we’re not allowed to have a little free pantry or anything in our yard without a permit.
Very much hoping I don’t have to tell a code enforcement cop to kick a rock today. 😅
Very much hoping I don’t have to tell a code enforcement cop to kick a rock today. 😅
November 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
“No, pretty sure that’s a bucket, not a pantry.”
“I have no idea how that food got in there, that’s a great question.”
“Nope, that’s definitely not my handwriting on the sign telling folks to take what they need.”
“I have no idea how that food got in there, that’s a great question.”
“Nope, that’s definitely not my handwriting on the sign telling folks to take what they need.”
In our town, we’re not allowed to have a little free pantry or anything in our yard without a permit.
Very much hoping I don’t have to tell a code enforcement cop to kick a rock today. 😅
Very much hoping I don’t have to tell a code enforcement cop to kick a rock today. 😅
November 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
In our town, we’re not allowed to have a little free pantry or anything in our yard without a permit.
Very much hoping I don’t have to tell a code enforcement cop to kick a rock today. 😅
Very much hoping I don’t have to tell a code enforcement cop to kick a rock today. 😅
“Out here in podunk town, eating dinner next to a cow.”
November 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
“Out here in podunk town, eating dinner next to a cow.”
I just want to write my silly little #fanfiction and finish #reading my silly little horror novel but NO.
Gotta do #SCHOOL. 😭
Gotta do #SCHOOL. 😭
November 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I just want to write my silly little #fanfiction and finish #reading my silly little horror novel but NO.
Gotta do #SCHOOL. 😭
Gotta do #SCHOOL. 😭
If I could just curl up and stress-nap for the next million years or so, that would fix me, I think.
October 31, 2025 at 12:11 PM
If I could just curl up and stress-nap for the next million years or so, that would fix me, I think.
Apparently getting old means your body will do wild shit like dislocate a knee cap.
Should have appreciated my non-loose ligaments while I still had them 😭
Should have appreciated my non-loose ligaments while I still had them 😭
October 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Apparently getting old means your body will do wild shit like dislocate a knee cap.
Should have appreciated my non-loose ligaments while I still had them 😭
Should have appreciated my non-loose ligaments while I still had them 😭
Do we think reading Captain Underpants out loud should count toward a grown-up’s reading goal?
Asking for a friend. (Asking for me: this is the third one in the last month 😭☠️)
Asking for a friend. (Asking for me: this is the third one in the last month 😭☠️)
October 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Do we think reading Captain Underpants out loud should count toward a grown-up’s reading goal?
Asking for a friend. (Asking for me: this is the third one in the last month 😭☠️)
Asking for a friend. (Asking for me: this is the third one in the last month 😭☠️)
Arguably the best place for it
character study in MY ass eating fic??? girl.
October 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Arguably the best place for it
It’s a beautiful day, the sun is out and Chucky the woodchuck is putzing around the backyard and WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE ALREADY BUGS???
March 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It’s a beautiful day, the sun is out and Chucky the woodchuck is putzing around the backyard and WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE ALREADY BUGS???
“Inappropriate use of stab wound” 💀
(oh my god PLEASE do not fuck after you have been stabbed)
March 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
“Inappropriate use of stab wound” 💀
“all the good fics are incomplete” babe im just SLOW IM SORRY
March 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
“all the good fics are incomplete” babe im just SLOW IM SORRY