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KW
@stopall-snowblind.bsky.social
35. They/Them. Fandom nerd, parent, crafter. Running on coffee and ao3, and lots of yarn.
All these ao3 tabs open, but noooooooo… economics! 😭🫠
February 3, 2026 at 5:30 PM
All I’m going to say is that, if you can’t even get through the school drop off line without getting freshly high - in the car with your children, who are hopefully not going to get picked on for smelling like your skunk ass weed all day - you might just have a problem.
February 3, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Pretty sure Ryan Price was assembled out of my own personal molecules, actually #ToughGuy
February 3, 2026 at 2:21 AM
The irony of Starbucks & Coca-Cola both being praised in the business ethics & social responsibility chapter of this textbook is actually gobsmacking
February 2, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Went to see #IronLung today, knowing absolutely zip about it. Which turned out to be a good thing for someone who harbors a deep fear of the ocean, drowning, and submarines.

{Genuinely, great job, #Markiplier. Shit was scary as fuck 😅}
January 31, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Told my son, “Think I might’ve cooked here, chat,” and he shot me a judgmental boomer look like he’s not the brainrotted gen a demon spawn we all know him to be.

Apparently generational divides can change direction
January 30, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Listen, kid: if you’re going to insist on looking over my shoulder while I’m on the freak website (tumblr dot com), you’re going to see boys kissing. That’s just a fact.
January 25, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Olive theory, except it’s my partner eating all of the mushy too-potato-y fries and leaving all the delicious crunchers for me
January 25, 2026 at 10:38 PM
She does, in fact, stay in my business 💁🏼
January 9, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Looks just like my girl!!
January 9, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Eating dinner in front of the Minecraft movie, my kid sings Steve’s Lava Chicken and then says, “That trashy man is sassy!”
January 2, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Marking my last book of the year as finished on StoryGraph even though I still have 24% left to go, because I simply cannot allow 2026 to claim 76% of a book it did not earn.
January 1, 2026 at 3:36 AM
My kid asking for help naming a character for his story apparently unlocks an unskippable monologue about every name we almost named him and why we didn’t pick them in the end. Whoops 🤷🏼
December 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The struggles of a neurodivergent child who has been asked to handle his mess: “Ugh, this doom pile is so doom-y. And so pile-y. 😖”
December 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Six days until Christmas, the world is in shambles, but my kid did start a new story called “Uranus, God of Farts” this morning so maybe it’s not all bad.
December 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I thought being into the Exy books was bad, but it almost feels worse when it’s a real sport 😅
can’t believe the hockey yaoi got me like this. damn
December 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Can confirm, the ‘add water’ advice works with snow ⛄️
December 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
38 questions standing between me and winter break
December 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
finals week 🤓📚😴
December 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Teaching him the joys and frustrations of movie adaptations this morning 🤣
I always knew reading books that I loved as a kid to my son would feel special, but I didn’t realize it would make me feel so emotional.

We just finished The BFG, and I just about cried real, fat, baby tears when he gave it a thousand out of five stars. 😭
December 7, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I always knew reading books that I loved as a kid to my son would feel special, but I didn’t realize it would make me feel so emotional.

We just finished The BFG, and I just about cried real, fat, baby tears when he gave it a thousand out of five stars. 😭
December 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Study buddy 🤓📚
December 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
“Sure, babe, I can take you outside to play… Mama’s just crying about fanfiction again, I’m fine, no worries… yeah, I don’t know why I do this to myself, either.”
December 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Snow day for one, go day for another. Normal day for the cat, at least 😹
December 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
When you show up looking like this & still catch a “ladies first”, it can only be thanksgiving 😅🫠😭 Cooked me worse than the turkey, it’s fine
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM