KW
@stopall-snowblind.bsky.social
35. They/Them. Fandom nerd, parent, crafter. Running on coffee and ao3, and lots of yarn.
All these ao3 tabs open, but noooooooo… economics! 😭🫠
February 3, 2026 at 5:30 PM
All these ao3 tabs open, but noooooooo… economics! 😭🫠
All I’m going to say is that, if you can’t even get through the school drop off line without getting freshly high - in the car with your children, who are hopefully not going to get picked on for smelling like your skunk ass weed all day - you might just have a problem.
February 3, 2026 at 1:02 PM
All I’m going to say is that, if you can’t even get through the school drop off line without getting freshly high - in the car with your children, who are hopefully not going to get picked on for smelling like your skunk ass weed all day - you might just have a problem.
The irony of Starbucks & Coca-Cola both being praised in the business ethics & social responsibility chapter of this textbook is actually gobsmacking
February 2, 2026 at 4:17 PM
The irony of Starbucks & Coca-Cola both being praised in the business ethics & social responsibility chapter of this textbook is actually gobsmacking
Went to see #IronLung today, knowing absolutely zip about it. Which turned out to be a good thing for someone who harbors a deep fear of the ocean, drowning, and submarines.
{Genuinely, great job, #Markiplier. Shit was scary as fuck 😅}
{Genuinely, great job, #Markiplier. Shit was scary as fuck 😅}
January 31, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Went to see #IronLung today, knowing absolutely zip about it. Which turned out to be a good thing for someone who harbors a deep fear of the ocean, drowning, and submarines.
{Genuinely, great job, #Markiplier. Shit was scary as fuck 😅}
{Genuinely, great job, #Markiplier. Shit was scary as fuck 😅}
Told my son, “Think I might’ve cooked here, chat,” and he shot me a judgmental boomer look like he’s not the brainrotted gen a demon spawn we all know him to be.
Apparently generational divides can change direction
Apparently generational divides can change direction
January 30, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Told my son, “Think I might’ve cooked here, chat,” and he shot me a judgmental boomer look like he’s not the brainrotted gen a demon spawn we all know him to be.
Apparently generational divides can change direction
Apparently generational divides can change direction
Listen, kid: if you’re going to insist on looking over my shoulder while I’m on the freak website (tumblr dot com), you’re going to see boys kissing. That’s just a fact.
January 25, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Listen, kid: if you’re going to insist on looking over my shoulder while I’m on the freak website (tumblr dot com), you’re going to see boys kissing. That’s just a fact.
Olive theory, except it’s my partner eating all of the mushy too-potato-y fries and leaving all the delicious crunchers for me
January 25, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Olive theory, except it’s my partner eating all of the mushy too-potato-y fries and leaving all the delicious crunchers for me
She does, in fact, stay in my business 💁🏼
January 9, 2026 at 6:09 PM
She does, in fact, stay in my business 💁🏼
Looks just like my girl!!
January 9, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Looks just like my girl!!
Eating dinner in front of the Minecraft movie, my kid sings Steve’s Lava Chicken and then says, “That trashy man is sassy!”
January 2, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Eating dinner in front of the Minecraft movie, my kid sings Steve’s Lava Chicken and then says, “That trashy man is sassy!”
Marking my last book of the year as finished on StoryGraph even though I still have 24% left to go, because I simply cannot allow 2026 to claim 76% of a book it did not earn.
January 1, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Marking my last book of the year as finished on StoryGraph even though I still have 24% left to go, because I simply cannot allow 2026 to claim 76% of a book it did not earn.
My kid asking for help naming a character for his story apparently unlocks an unskippable monologue about every name we almost named him and why we didn’t pick them in the end. Whoops 🤷🏼
December 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
My kid asking for help naming a character for his story apparently unlocks an unskippable monologue about every name we almost named him and why we didn’t pick them in the end. Whoops 🤷🏼
The struggles of a neurodivergent child who has been asked to handle his mess: “Ugh, this doom pile is so doom-y. And so pile-y. 😖”
December 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The struggles of a neurodivergent child who has been asked to handle his mess: “Ugh, this doom pile is so doom-y. And so pile-y. 😖”
Six days until Christmas, the world is in shambles, but my kid did start a new story called “Uranus, God of Farts” this morning so maybe it’s not all bad.
December 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Six days until Christmas, the world is in shambles, but my kid did start a new story called “Uranus, God of Farts” this morning so maybe it’s not all bad.
I thought being into the Exy books was bad, but it almost feels worse when it’s a real sport 😅
can’t believe the hockey yaoi got me like this. damn
December 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I thought being into the Exy books was bad, but it almost feels worse when it’s a real sport 😅
Can confirm, the ‘add water’ advice works with snow ⛄️
December 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Can confirm, the ‘add water’ advice works with snow ⛄️
38 questions standing between me and winter break
December 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
38 questions standing between me and winter break
Teaching him the joys and frustrations of movie adaptations this morning 🤣
I always knew reading books that I loved as a kid to my son would feel special, but I didn’t realize it would make me feel so emotional.
We just finished The BFG, and I just about cried real, fat, baby tears when he gave it a thousand out of five stars. 😭
We just finished The BFG, and I just about cried real, fat, baby tears when he gave it a thousand out of five stars. 😭
December 7, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Teaching him the joys and frustrations of movie adaptations this morning 🤣
I always knew reading books that I loved as a kid to my son would feel special, but I didn’t realize it would make me feel so emotional.
We just finished The BFG, and I just about cried real, fat, baby tears when he gave it a thousand out of five stars. 😭
We just finished The BFG, and I just about cried real, fat, baby tears when he gave it a thousand out of five stars. 😭
December 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I always knew reading books that I loved as a kid to my son would feel special, but I didn’t realize it would make me feel so emotional.
We just finished The BFG, and I just about cried real, fat, baby tears when he gave it a thousand out of five stars. 😭
We just finished The BFG, and I just about cried real, fat, baby tears when he gave it a thousand out of five stars. 😭
“Sure, babe, I can take you outside to play… Mama’s just crying about fanfiction again, I’m fine, no worries… yeah, I don’t know why I do this to myself, either.”
December 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
“Sure, babe, I can take you outside to play… Mama’s just crying about fanfiction again, I’m fine, no worries… yeah, I don’t know why I do this to myself, either.”
Snow day for one, go day for another. Normal day for the cat, at least 😹
December 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Snow day for one, go day for another. Normal day for the cat, at least 😹
When you show up looking like this & still catch a “ladies first”, it can only be thanksgiving 😅🫠😭 Cooked me worse than the turkey, it’s fine
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
When you show up looking like this & still catch a “ladies first”, it can only be thanksgiving 😅🫠😭 Cooked me worse than the turkey, it’s fine