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stonkpool.bsky.social
@stonkpool.bsky.social
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PORTFOLIO UPDATE: AUGUST
Index & Chill;
#UEVM 210 Shares
#SPHD 239.16 Shares
#JEPQ 500.269 Shares

Trades;
#RKLB 100 Shares @ $4.05 average
#REKR 40 Shares @ $1.25 average.

Coming soon #MRK
PORTFOLIO UPDATE: JULY
Index & Chill;
#UEVM 210 shares
#SPHD 231.16 shares
#JEPQ 500.269 shares

Trades;
#RKLB 100 shares @ $4.05 average

Fuck off Palantir, hello JEPQ! And Rocketlab touched $37 dollars.
I'm all hot and bothered! 🥵🥵🥵
PORTFOLIO UPDATE: JUNE
Index & Chill;
#UEVM 210 shares
#SPHD 225.16 shares
#JEPQ 314.269 shares

Trades;
#PLTR 75 shares @ $23.39 average
#RKLB 100 shares @ $4.05 average.

Slow growth again. Expenses adding up. Palantir is about to get the axe though.
I might spill some details about everything later. But for now, one of my cats in a pool floaty.
February 7, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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Take 2 minutes of your time and watch "The Hyrule Fantasy", a lovely Zelda fan film by french animator Ousmane Cissé.
www.catsuka.com/news/2026-02...
February 7, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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Maybe we need to take a different approach: who in this administration is *not* in the Epstein files?
February 6, 2026 at 8:48 PM
The fact that nobody is storming down shit right now tells me this country is cooked.
February 7, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I am back. Been a wiiillldddd ride since I left. Got a house, had a relationship that was traumatizing as fuck. And watching my country burn down in the worst way possible. For stocks, I pulled out. First time I ever pulled out to be honest. Hoping it's not a regret lol.
February 7, 2026 at 7:58 PM
It's time to start pre planning another trip to England. It's been too long and I'm about to be at my job long enough for vacation time to hit once I can start actual planning. Liverpool, I'll be seeing you again in 2026!
August 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
sad news from the nation's capital today as, our sources within the white house now confirm, the president's hideous bloated corpse refuses to die
August 31, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Me whenever I think a friendship is real
August 30, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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Nature is healing
August 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
August 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Somewhere in a London hotel, there's a Bible with my dick print on one of its pages. Right after some raunchy sex with a Satanist that would later become my wife. Take that, religious trauma!!
August 29, 2025 at 1:33 PM
August 27, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Fuck it. Who wants to go on a fun lil vacay deep into the woods where we blast Brittney Spears all night to lure in the skin walkers?!
August 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The feral urge to record myself crashing out while naked just so I can go viral and get extra funds to get my transmission fixed.
August 13, 2025 at 12:07 PM
This has been a long time coming, but simply put, I'm selling my shares of #UEVM and #SPHD once the dividend hits and putting them into #JEPQ. I should have done this months ago. Dividends will increase significantly, leaving more buying power for my swings.
August 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
This month is the month where you need a shower the moment you get out of the shower. Fuck you August! Lick my ballsweat!!
August 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
GOP = Gross Old Pedophiles.
August 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
South Park episode 2 was.. brutally... Fantastic. Little disappointed they didn't have Vance grape a couch with pig noises though. Maybe next episode.
August 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Probably stepping off this for a while. Kinda just done with social media.
August 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
PORTFOLIO UPDATE: AUGUST
Index & Chill;
#UEVM 210 Shares
#SPHD 239.16 Shares
#JEPQ 500.269 Shares

Trades;
#RKLB 100 Shares @ $4.05 average
#REKR 40 Shares @ $1.25 average.

Coming soon #MRK
PORTFOLIO UPDATE: JULY
Index & Chill;
#UEVM 210 shares
#SPHD 231.16 shares
#JEPQ 500.269 shares

Trades;
#RKLB 100 shares @ $4.05 average

Fuck off Palantir, hello JEPQ! And Rocketlab touched $37 dollars.
I'm all hot and bothered! 🥵🥵🥵
PORTFOLIO UPDATE: JUNE
Index & Chill;
#UEVM 210 shares
#SPHD 225.16 shares
#JEPQ 314.269 shares

Trades;
#PLTR 75 shares @ $23.39 average
#RKLB 100 shares @ $4.05 average.

Slow growth again. Expenses adding up. Palantir is about to get the axe though.
August 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The feral urge to just remove all social media and disappear from everyone.
July 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Is anyone else's Vanguard app taking a constant shit every time they try and log in? Google has been less than helpful, and short of calling their customer service, would like any tips. Yes I already cleared all the memory and uninstalled. #Vanguard
July 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Today was so fucking hot that it felt like if I popped a boner, I would die of a heat stroke 😭
July 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Might neglect this profile for a while. My brain and heart decided it's time to both do their dipshit thang as something made me feel some type of way all the way back to my wife's suicide. I'll be floating in the abyss, later!
youtu.be/CcPT_vs1qc8?...
Anesthesia
YouTube video by Type O Negative - Topic
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July 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM