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Matt Hansen
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Does it really take him 30 minutes to guess who slapped him?
January 23, 2024 at 12:43 AM
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This is cool! The Weather app shows you where your farts go.
The Wind Map on the iOS Weather app, showing the path that wind is taking. One of my farts is heading to Wichita Falls right now.
January 21, 2024 at 4:01 PM
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No, Santa Bowser!
Don't do it again!
Don't do it again!
I'll be a good boy!
I'll be a good boy!
I promise!
Bowser dressed up as Santa
November 5, 2023 at 1:40 AM
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Important update: there are 5 Gatorades
Texas Rangers pitcher Andrew Heaney warms up in the bullpen, during a game versus the Houston Astros. Behind Heaney are 5 Gatorades, perfectly placed next to each other, on top of a table. From left to right, the flavors look to be: Glacier Cherry, Glacier Freeze, Lemon-Lime, Fruit Punch, Orange
October 24, 2023 at 1:56 AM
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Girlfriend: “what color should I get my nails?”
Me:
A screenshot of the color picker from MS Paint
September 14, 2023 at 3:56 AM
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This is very funny
August 22, 2023 at 12:43 PM
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What am I doing??????
A screenshot of Google.com. The search bar has the search term “Oprah farts”
August 17, 2023 at 1:48 PM
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Another Quora Digest banger
An email preview from Quora Digest with the subject preview saying, “I caught my son playing his Xbox at 12:00 in the” and the body preview saying, “Opposition here. First of all i'm 13 and i have no right to answer like this at all. But as a child who”
August 14, 2023 at 3:31 AM
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Quora Digest emails never miss
A screenshot of an email preview with the subject “Is Taylor Swift actually a nice person?” and the body preview of “My daughter was a huge fan of Swift’s and went to many of her shows and actually has a limited…”
August 12, 2023 at 3:53 AM
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I want his life
K.K. Slider, the guitarist dog from the Animal Crossing series, surrounded by a town’s villagers
August 11, 2023 at 9:32 PM
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People named Paul be like
A screenshot of DNA Production’s on-screen logo with Paul the Chimpanzee. Paul is best known for saying “Hi, I’m Paul” at the end of every episode of Jimmy Neutron.
August 10, 2023 at 12:57 PM
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Doctor: "Alright, Mr. Hansen, if you could now turn around, then bend over and goatse."
A screenshot of a medical provider website that offers "virtual gastroenterology"
August 5, 2023 at 7:21 PM
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lol
July 26, 2023 at 1:38 PM
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Barbie (2023)
July 26, 2023 at 12:51 PM
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It’s over, folks
July 12, 2023 at 2:05 PM
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WAIT?! Is this a #CAB CAB?!
A taxi cab painted pink, possibly #CAB, the hexadecimal color for a variant of pink
July 8, 2023 at 6:22 PM
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How come the hex color #CAB is this weird pink and not the color of a REAL CAB, HUH?
A screenshot of the hexadecimal color #CAB, which is pink, next to a screenshot of a taxi cab, which is yellow. The taxi cab in the screenshot is from the video game Crazy Taxi, which is a great video game.
July 8, 2023 at 4:59 PM
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Trying out the new Alt text functionality.
A picture of Bill Clinton, who is smiling, with a Vaporeon stuffed animal resting on his shoulder
June 28, 2023 at 10:43 PM
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Mario Kart Tour is currently hosting a Team Mario vs Team Luigi event. I joined a race under Team Luigi with one teammate. Team Mario had 5 racers. 2v5. I ended up 2nd and my teammate 1st.
June 25, 2023 at 7:14 PM
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I got a new baby and I have to brag about it.
June 20, 2023 at 10:16 PM
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Chuy is afraid of the thunder. Plz help the thunder go away.
It’s Chuy, the chihuahua! But he is afraid of the thunder.
June 13, 2023 at 12:06 PM
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Chuy pic
It’s a picture of Chuy, the chihuahua!
May 28, 2023 at 4:05 PM
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omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg #LegendOfZelda #TearsOfTheKingdom
May 18, 2023 at 2:47 AM
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I uh… accidentally broke Waggo
May 13, 2023 at 1:49 AM
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I made a hat for Rauru.
May 12, 2023 at 4:10 PM