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I would like to formally announce that I have brokered a peace agreement between Norway and Antarctica. This has officially ended what has been called the "Ball Froster War". Thank you for your attention in this manner. - JCR
December 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I would like to formally announce that I have brokered a peace agreement between Norway and Antarctica. This has officially ended what has been called the "Ball Froster War". Thank you for your attention in this manner. - JCR
I would like to formally announce that I have brokered a peace agreement between Turkey and Chili. This has officially ended what has been called the "War Between Two Countries that Share a Name with Food". Thank you for your attention in this manner. - JCR
December 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I would like to formally announce that I have brokered a peace agreement between Turkey and Chili. This has officially ended what has been called the "War Between Two Countries that Share a Name with Food". Thank you for your attention in this manner. - JCR
I would like to formally announce that I have brokered a peace agreement between Andorra and Palau. This has officially ended what has been called the "War Between Two Countries Most People Have Never Heard Of War". Thank you for your attention in this manner. - JCR
December 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I would like to formally announce that I have brokered a peace agreement between Andorra and Palau. This has officially ended what has been called the "War Between Two Countries Most People Have Never Heard Of War". Thank you for your attention in this manner. - JCR
I would like to formally announce that I have brokered a peace agreement between Australia and New Zealand. This officially ends what has been called the "Our flags are too similar and the loser has to change their flag" war. Thank you for your attention to this matter. - JCR
December 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I would like to formally announce that I have brokered a peace agreement between Australia and New Zealand. This officially ends what has been called the "Our flags are too similar and the loser has to change their flag" war. Thank you for your attention to this matter. - JCR
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The accuracy of the political cartoons recently is incredibly painful.
March 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The accuracy of the political cartoons recently is incredibly painful.
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Australian newspaper "The Sun-Herald" opinion piece calls it out. American msm, take notes.
March 2, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Australian newspaper "The Sun-Herald" opinion piece calls it out. American msm, take notes.
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He didn't wear a suit, but he received a pardon and was treated better than Zelenskyy was.
March 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
He didn't wear a suit, but he received a pardon and was treated better than Zelenskyy was.
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March 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Just had this cartoon removed from the Zuckhole. Apparently breaches standards on nudity...
March 1, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Just had this cartoon removed from the Zuckhole. Apparently breaches standards on nudity...
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I have worked with many untenured staff scientists & PIs at NIH. They are incredible colleagues who chose science in public service over more lucrative careers. Devaluing their commitment & professionalism is among the most cruel aspects of the DOGE purge
www.science.org/content/arti...
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NIH ban on renewing senior scientists adds to assaults on its in-house research
Policy follows firings of tenure-track scientists and suspension of training programs
www.science.org
February 28, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I have worked with many untenured staff scientists & PIs at NIH. They are incredible colleagues who chose science in public service over more lucrative careers. Devaluing their commitment & professionalism is among the most cruel aspects of the DOGE purge
www.science.org/content/arti...
www.science.org/content/arti...
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NOAA Fisheries is vital for both ocean health & human well-being. It safeguards marine ecosystems & species, ensures sustainable seafood, and supports coastal economies. Without it, overfishing, habitat loss, and food insecurity would threaten us all. Protect our oceans—protect our future!
March 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
NOAA Fisheries is vital for both ocean health & human well-being. It safeguards marine ecosystems & species, ensures sustainable seafood, and supports coastal economies. Without it, overfishing, habitat loss, and food insecurity would threaten us all. Protect our oceans—protect our future!
Pumpkin Spice Palpatine has done more to destroy the U.S. in a month than the USSR ever could have shy of nukes
March 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Pumpkin Spice Palpatine has done more to destroy the U.S. in a month than the USSR ever could have shy of nukes