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stonecreek
@stonecreek.bsky.social
retrogamer, programmer, carnivorous plant grower, vonnegut reader, pineapple lover, turtle owner, black and white horror&sci fi fan, preferring silence over music
#Hitman bubble - can you confirm that the 2 freshly dropped explosive ducks (showcase from twitch and neon from tiktok) share one detonator so they explode simultaneously?
Couldn't make it happen with any other combination of ducks so far.

Interesting and.... useful?🧐🧐
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June 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Hear me out....
April 6, 2025 at 10:30 AM
As I'll be on vacation from tomorrow, I probably won't be able to post a lot.
Not that anyone on here actually cares.
I want pre pandemic Twitter back.
March 3, 2025 at 9:55 AM
The most unbelievable thing about the entire staged debacle is that the orange idiot dared make fun of somebody else's clothes.

Dude,wearing your sort of ill fitting suits with jackets you couldn't actually button up if you wanted is not a good look.It's a cheap wannabe look because that's what U R
March 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The weirdest thing about the orange idiot's newest scandal is how people are surprised by it.

That's who he is and they all knew it and still voted for him.

The USA finally has a government fitting of their 3rd world infrastructure and social systems. Congrats, you make it.
March 1, 2025 at 9:50 AM
It's always so funny to blow people's minds when I tell them that I crossed the French/Dutch border.

Saint Martin ftw 😎😎
February 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Jemand hat einen meiner gelben Säcke gestohlen 🤣

Es ist kurz vor Sperrmüll Abfuhr und die diversen Sammler fahren seit Tagen hier rum.
Aber ein mit Verpackungs-Styropor gefüllter gelber Sack?
Sei ihnen gegönnt aber ich find's eigenartig.
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February 25, 2025 at 7:42 AM
- Mauer wieder aufbauen, schließlich braucht der Westen dringend einen antifaschistischen Schutzwall
- Republik trennen. Sollen sie drüben doch ihr 4. Reich genießen. Muß ja unfassbar toll sein in einer Diktatur zu leben.

#NichtMeinDeutschland
February 24, 2025 at 12:14 PM
So my boss has one of these coffee mugs that say "this meeting could have been an email".

Related: my boss has absolutely zero self awareness....
the baby is wearing a striped shirt and covering his face with his hand .
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February 22, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I consider this settled now.
February 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
20C outside 😱

I could so run into the garden and start planting but we all know in just a couple of weeks it's going to freeze and everything will die again. Like it did last year. And the year before.....

Guess I'll settle for trimming the hibiscus hedge.
February 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Aarrrrr Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii looks so so good but I decided that I'll only start after my vacation.... It's going to be a tough month.
February 20, 2025 at 8:38 AM
- ever rising grocery costs
- spreading bird flu
- runaway inflation
- millions of homeless people
- millions of scared immigrants
- millions of drug addicts
- thousands of people fired
- hate and division
- rampant lies
- way more guns than people

We're going to see another US civil war soon
February 20, 2025 at 7:34 AM
So people try to explain to the orange idiot that the Selenskyj is still in legitimate power without new elections because of the war.

This is going to backfire massively. It's his first window of opportunity to stay in power without elections.
He will not leave after 4 years.
February 20, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Reposted by stonecreek
This is correct
February 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I can't even begin to imagine the agony this wonderful man would have felt in current times.
But I am sure he'd find some simple yet profound words of healing.
February 18, 2025 at 6:41 AM
And another totally pointless 1h drive to the office and another hour back home roundtrip just to randomly be in the office because someone thinks that's somehow beneficial for whatever.
There's nobody in that even shares the same tasks that I work on.
A total waste of time.
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February 18, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Nicht vergessen:

Schwarz plus Blau ergibt Braun.
February 17, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Discounting today as it's halfway done, only 9 more workdays until 4 weeks of vacation and 13 days until 3 weeks of travel ☺️☺️
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February 17, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Ich glaube Autoren und Zeichner und Filmschaffende und Künstler ganz allgemein, die sich heutzutage mit dem Design von Monstern und Ungeheuern uä befassen, laufen regelmäßig in die "das gibt's schon als Pokémon"-Falle.... ich weiß nicht ob das schade oder doch nur lustig ist.
February 17, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Lol at the whining about Amazon disabling usb downloads for ebooks.
The only way to use those downloaded books is by using a logged in Amazon app that can also download books.
I am aware that you can illegally bypass the DRM, but at that point why do you even bother buying books from Amazon?
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February 17, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Hahah 1,5 seasons into Jessica Jones and I finally made the connection where I know Krysten Ritter from - she was Jane in Breaking Bad.
February 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Hört doch bitte endlich auf iconic mit ikonisch zu übersetzen.

Es bedeutet einfach nicht das gleiche.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh
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February 15, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The hero we need
February 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM