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stoffel, '"#1 besinnlichgkeit fan"
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ich weiß was eschatologie ist und habe noch nie gelogen. fromm, gottesfürchtig, unproblematisch.

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stoffel, '"#1 besinnlichgkeit fan" @stoffeloni.bsky.social · Oct 17
BORN TO EAT
CHEESE IS A FUCK
Eet Em All 1989
I am crunch man
410,757,864,530 eated pizz
stoffeloni.bsky.social
mirsschlecht von nugatbits 👍👍👍
November 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
stoffeloni.bsky.social
my 'it's not a worm' t-shirt raises a lot of questions etc etc
amybrown.xyz amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 8h
bro there's a whole paragraph about his brain worm lmfao
I did not like to think about it just as later I would not like to think about the worm in his brain that other people found so funny. I loved his brain. I hated the idea of an intruder therein. Others thought he was a madman; he was not quite mad the way they thought, but I loved the private ways that he was mad. I loved that he was insatiable in all ways, as if he would swallow up the whole world just to know it better if he could. He made me laugh, but I winced when he joked about the worm. “Baby, don’t worry,” he said. “It’s not a worm.” A doctor he trusted had reviewed the scans of his brain obtained by The New York Times, he said, and concluded that the shadowy figure was likely not a parasite at all. He sighed. It was too late to interfere with what had already vaulted from the sphere of meme to the sphere of screwy legend, but at least I did not have to worry about the worm that was not a worm in his brain.
November 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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stefanheck.bsky.social
"The worm doesn't make me eat dead rats. I was doing that before the worm," he purred at me like one of the diseased cats that would follow him around whenever he had a dead rat in his pocket that he was saving for later. He really liked eating them. He coughed and it sounded like a lawnmower hitting a sprinkler head. His leathery skin crackled in the evening sun. He had to leave tonight - he was speaking at a conference for people who think medicine turns you gay. Sometimes when he was away I would rub an old catcher's mitt up and down my legs and pretend he was giving me a massage. - excerpt from “I Don't Know Why He Sounds Like That: My Disgusting Affair with RFK Jr” by Olivia Nuzzi
November 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
stoffeloni.bsky.social
Ich hab aufgehört Gedanken zu haben nachdem ich gemerkt habe dass nicht einer von den dingern den bechdel test besteht
November 17, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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wenn meine kollegin früh Feierabend machen würde könnt ich kl Büro schläfchen machen ich denke damit wär allen geholfen
November 17, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Ticketficker in der S Bahn
Warum riechst du nach kräuter essig
November 17, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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bin beim arzt mit dem belastend attraktiven arztpraxis team 🥴🥴
November 17, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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frü 🥴
November 17, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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mirsschlecht von nugat bits 👍
November 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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wenn ich einen schlumpf in meiner wohnung sehen würde würde ich keine sekunde zögern ihn mit einem hausschuh totzuschlagen
November 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Ich hab ne frage an Thüringer Motorsport Fans, also ähm,
Motorsport renn Reihe namens...... German RaceWars.
November 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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hit it from orbit til the atmosphere smells

I am 12
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Was das angeht ist es wirklich auffällig ruhig in der Mathe Industrie geworden, nach der 0 kam da keine große Innovation mehr im Zahlen business
stoffeloni.bsky.social stoffel, '"#1 besinnlichgkeit fan" @stoffeloni.bsky.social · 1d
Wie sich rausstellt kennen wir schon alle Zahlen, naja schade
November 16, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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in my nackig era, on some nackig shit, nackig pilled nackigcel going nackig mode
November 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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stoffeloni.bsky.social
Maslows Bedürfnis Pyramide mit bottom layer 'nackige sushi frau'
November 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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stoffeloni.bsky.social
WHHHHHWHWHHHHHWWWWUUUHHHUUHHHUU
Taufspritze zur taufe eines ungeborenen im mutterleib
November 16, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Ist Weihwasser homöopathisch? Wenn ich ein bisschen Weihwasser habe kann ich das mit beliebig viel normalem Wasser strecken oder verdünne ich damit den Segen?
November 16, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Checht den neuen podcäst von Wax Derner und Woritz Mürtgen über fancy Mäntel&jacken aus naturfasern aus, Wolliger Hingucker
November 16, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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bleakvision.info
BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!
norman "my name is not norman but still i" rockwell's painting "freedom of speech" except i made the guy fucked up, and he's doing a Beam Blast. and also everyone around him looks more worried than usual
October 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
stoffeloni.bsky.social
bin kein schlauer mediziner aber ich finds nich so extrem vertrauenserweckend wenn du als ärzt/in davon erzählst dass verarbeitete Lebensmittel 'chemie' und 'gift' sind die deine lebeserwartung 'drastisch hinuntersetzen'
Du verstehst es nicht? Pflanzendrinks sind hochprozessiertes Essen, aka Industriegift das deine Lebenserwartung drastisch hinuntersetzt: pure Lebensmittelchemie mit kanzerogenen Substanzen und ungesunde Zucker mit niedrigem glykämischem Index, minderwertigen Protein und Transfett ...
November 16, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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vllt sollte ich mal bisschen stänkern
November 16, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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alexa hilf mir mich schmerzfrei umzubr-
gomizone.bsky.social Gomi @gomizone.bsky.social · 2d
just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen
November 16, 2025 at 11:04 AM
stoffeloni.bsky.social
OK und der verschiedene Herr auf dem Foto, der hat... die Demokratie verteidigt?
November 16, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM