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@stitch.bsky.social
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stitch, she/they. Cohosts #PagesAndPrejudice, old column is Teen Vogue’s #FanService, VERY into JJK. PFP by my beloved Meow! 🔞 In my office era (again)

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I don't know if I've posted about this but every time I watch the live video for "Nuts", I short circuit when I see the mole on the back of Namjoon's neck as he goes down the stairs. God.

youtu.be/z7FiZTE1NiI?...
A semi blurry screenshot of RM's "Nuts" Live video set in a studio. In the video he has a silvery buzzcut and is wearing a green shirt. On the back of his neck, is a tiny dot of a mole.
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Happy Halloween 🎃👻🐈‍⬛
The poster known as stitch with a black leather and metal cat ear headband in their braids. Their hand is positioned like a paw. The poster known as stitch with a black leather and metal cat ear headband in their braids. Their hand is open underneath their chin.
October 31, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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My birthday cake this year was a strawberry basil cake with a strawberry compote and a strawberry marscapone buttercream. It's this recipe (except for the icing) - www.barleyandsage.com/strawberry-b...
A close up of the top of a cupcake on a desk A cross section of the cupcake showing the compote in the center of the cupcake
October 21, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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I'm trying to give off a certain "breathlessly horny for sylus" air when you come across my LADS profile 😌 Like in my mind, in universe, my MC is constantly trying to show off that she and Sylus be hunching.
À screenshot of a level 80 Love and Deepspace character profile. Sylus features heavily across the profile, being shown as very intimate with a dark skinned MC at several points.
October 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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@deniisaflor.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! 💜💜💜💜💜💜
A photo from a red carpet showing BTS RM and V making a joint heart with one hand each while smiling
October 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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I've apparently never done the Quality Time feature with Sylus because wow... He's absolutely cleaning a gun. Wow. Like duh but also... Huh.
September 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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nurse sharks are my most favorite sharks (lemon sharks and hammerheads are second) and back in the USVI i got to touch them a bunch and they're so COOL
A photo of a lemon shark on the sea bed
September 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Oh it got worse. My lights got cut. The payment I made last month didn't go through?? I'm so sorry to ask and keep asking but I really need help.
A screenshot of a past due notice
September 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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I don't normally read pornhwas bcuz they're... Not very good, but this honestly looks hilarious. I can't justify subscribing to the mildly sus site it's hosted on, but the first two chapters are really funny 🫠

honeytoon.com/comic/strong...
A screenshot of a dark-haired character telling a red-haired female character that he didn't see anything while he has a gigantic boner pushing out his pants
August 20, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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He's so big and attractive. I'm so moved i might just start gaming (poorly) again. (This game also has a buff hot furry bait wolfdog character that also has big titties... They know what I want.)

(Bsky doesn't let me replay video before posting so I... Think this is the video I wanted lol)
July 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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🤤
A screenshot of my Discord messages with a message that reads "I want makima to stick her hands in my rib cage and crack me like a crab"
July 9, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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Last 2ha posting of the night ( I was so excited that I forgot a caption, tags, everything)

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8hhokq9/
A screenshot of Tik toks video creation screen showing a stuffed kenjaku with a flower crown at the top and then the following text in the caption editing screen: and then I wasn't wrong. But I get it she nei [I didn't catch that in the editing process] if chu wanning was my teacher I too would go insane. I too would lose my shit seeing mo ran get what I wanted.
July 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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A lot of stuff happened this weekend so I didn't get to express my gratefulness about this, but I was able to pay the super expensive internet bill and Saturday, I will be lowering it to the lowest tier possible where I can still podcast. I still have other bills to go but this is the one that was 🤢
A screenshot of a text that reads thanks for making your $327.24 payment to xfinity! Your confirmation number is
May 28, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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Aaaah???

(I guess I didn't have money in my account for transportation after all because I thought I pulled from that to pay my light bill after the disconnection email and uh... Apparently not. I'm so stressed right now wow I really do not have money)
A screenshot of my bank account notification showing a $105 overdraft
May 23, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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The smallest #WIPWednesday snippet from yet another Sukume marriage story... This one kind of inspired by The Bloody Chamber ☺️ Uraume is in for... So much.
À screenshot of a discord chat with white text against a purple gradient background. The text reads: Uraume's new husband is the god on top of the mountain. These things happen. THe god had sent word of his want to the village chief, a man who has hated Uraume since they dared to reject his son. Without parents to pull a dowry from or negotiate a bride price for, it is up to the chief to decide what will become of Uraume. Two days after a three-eyed crow brings word of its god's interest, Uraume heads up the mountain in a cart drawn by one of the village's few horses. For the village to part with a portion of its wealth should mean that Uraume is beloved. However, it actually means the direct opposite. It means that as expensive as the horse is, it's more replaceable than the men who would normally carry a palanquin to deliver a bride to her husband as if she was a precious parcel.
May 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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As a reward for organizing like 60% of my schedule for May, I went and read Yama Wayama's Let's Go Karaoke (which, I believe is getting an anime this year or the next) and it's so fascinating because there are BL sensibilities (just like Captivated By You) but it's not actually a BL
A photo of Yama Wayama's Let's Go Karaoke and Captivated By You against a backdrop of a brown carpet.
May 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Suddenly got the Sylus card?? Like I was not expecting to get it without serious grinding?? And yet ?? Got back from a few hours bookstore and WHAM

#LoveandDeepspace
À screenshot of white haired love and deepspace love interest sylus dressed in white and holding a flower crown. On the upper right corner, there's the word NEW
May 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Also, this was the seafood boil from yesterday (this one's mine with no shrimp ☺️) I added salmon to the pot after this but I couldn't treat it like I did everything else because it would've disintegrated
A photo of a seafood boil in a metal pan that's mostly... Corn and sausage and egg
May 4, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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While I still haven't gotten the Sylus memory (it's only been two days and I need to farm for more diamonds), I did get his outfit and the MC's event outfit so like... I'm currently quite happy ☺️

#LoveandDeepspace
A screenshot from Love and Deepspace's photo studio where the silver haired sylus - with a mullet and wearing a deep cut white shirt and body chain - is cradling my brown skinned MC in one arm and a bouquet of flowers in the other. The backdrop is pale pink
May 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Actually this may count as self harm...
April 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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I have made a very small loaf of bread. A smoaf if you will.

I could probably hold it in one hand and I don't think that I have very big hands.
A photo of a pale round loaf of bread on a wire rack resting On a cast iron Dutch oven
April 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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I cannot be stopped.

(We'll see if I post this since I never posted the Kokushibo/Reader one lol)
A screenshot of a word document with "Gap Hoe – Naoya/Reader" in big blue font and then "Naoya Zenin likes the gap between what the world sees of his wife and what he sees of her." italicized and bracketed by blue borders. Finally, is the announcement that the story is in Naoya's POV and isn't canon-compliant.
April 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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#myfic I haven't written #TojiGo in a while but the bug bit me and for my post-bookstore comedown (wild bcuz I wasn't very social or busy but I am DRAINED) i started this aimless Toji/Satoru bodyguard AU. I don't even know when this is set or what'll happen next but I like the energy a LOT so far
A screenshot of a word doc that reads: The perks for being Satoru Gojo’s bodyguard are well… limitless. However, if Toji had to pick just one? It’d be the satisfaction that comes from walking into clan gatherings a few steps behind the young heir and watching every Zenin in the room stiffen with a visible, visceral blend of rage and fear as they recognize his presence and realize that he’s still allowed to be at the most powerful sorcerer’s side. Even though his former relatives should get the same reports on him that Satoru does on everyone else with enough power to be a threat or an ally, they’re always so surprised that Toji isn’t dead in a ditch somewhere. “I see you’ve taken your dog out for a walk,” Naobito Zenin, Toji’s uncle and the head of the family, says to Satoru when Toji enters the room at his side. He says it like he’s being funny. He says it like he expects a laugh, as if he doesn’t say some variation of his insult every single time that he’s seen Toji over the past decade. “Don’t forget to clean up his shit before you go, Gojo.” A screenshot of a word document that reads: “I could say the same about you, old man,” Satoru says. Without looking, Toji knows that Satoru is smiling, but the smile cannot possibly reach his brilliant blue eyes. “How many maids have you had to pay off because Naoya-kun won’t keep his hands to himself? Say what you will about my clan – I know I can’t stop you – but at least we’re not bleeding staff because of a handsy little creep.” Naoya bristles visibly. Stepping forward, he scowls at Satoru and Toji as his eyebrows draw down over his narrowed eyes. “What the fuck did you say?” Naoya, like almost every other Zenin aside from Naobito, talks around Toji. He addresses Satoru over Toji’s shoulder, snarling the words out as he sidesteps his father and starts to come towards the Gojo Clan’s side of the meeting room. “Who’re you calling a creep?” While Toji is prepared for any and all threats to Satoru’s life – as infrequent as they are – he doesn’t actually see Naoya as one. The kid is about the same age as Satoru but nowhere near his level, Toji thinks. Even if Toji stepped aside, he knows that Satoru could kick his cousin’s ass up and down the nearest street if it comes to it.
April 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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This book is so wild
A panel from I Think I've Transmigrated Somewhere. The blond haired female lead is sitting at a desk and thinking. On the upper right side is a speech bubble that reads "the standard thing to do is to adopt them at a young age and discipline them, but he's,,," A panel from I Think I've Transmigrated Somewhere. The blond haired female lead is sitting at a desk and thinking. On the upper right side is a memory of The dark haired male lead Klaus in a low cut shirt that shows off his cleavage In a follow up from the previous panel, Elena is blushing and the image of Klaus has zoomed in further and shifted to focus on his chest. In the final panel of the sequence, Elena is writing frantically while imagining Klaus's chest even closer. There's a speech bubble that says "he's too grown up..."
April 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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The fanfiction that I'm about to write about this dork ass, fine ass loser... 🤤
A photo of a TV screen zoomed in on Netflix's Devil May Cry to show a paused still of Dante mid sentence
April 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM