Perfect!

Thoughts?

Bluesky allows for 20 additional characters, which is perfect, because it leaves you with exactly enough space to end every skeet with “Elon can choke on a 🍆”

Please pass this on to those who’d be interested😌

Pretty much, huh.

Today would have been Chadwick Boseman’s 48th birthday.

I really need Kendrick to rap about Drake’s hot sauce condom combo next. Please K.Dot

I can only imagine when Drake found out about Kendrick dropping a new album he immediately yelled like Tom the cat.

I’m starting to think way too many people were cheering for the Empire in Star Wars.

Suing Kendrick for having a superior diss track is something Kendrick would say Drake does in a diss track

Until abortion is legal in every state, lets require men to get a mandatory vasectomy until they are proven emotionally mature, financially responsible and ready to be a father.
Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?

All Drake had to do was lay low and go hiking in the mountains for a few months, but no, dude is determined to keep reminding us that he's a loser.

#FuckTrump