Ian Miles Bong
@stinkynuts.bsky.social
part-time prostate checker, full-time finger sniffer
castrated at birth (dm for stump pics)
note that this account is a joke, pls don’t take anything i post seriously and dm if you feel i should remove anything 🫶
castrated at birth (dm for stump pics)
note that this account is a joke, pls don’t take anything i post seriously and dm if you feel i should remove anything 🫶
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Such a beautiful story
February 15, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Such a beautiful story
call my intestines minecraft the way they be generating chunks
January 31, 2025 at 7:17 PM
call my intestines minecraft the way they be generating chunks
guys i sharted so hard i flew through my windshield and caused an 8 car pile up
January 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
guys i sharted so hard i flew through my windshield and caused an 8 car pile up
now i’m not saying by any means that this should happen…. but… what if people started killing landlords as a first step to class revolution. doesn’t that sound like something that would totally happen??
January 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
now i’m not saying by any means that this should happen…. but… what if people started killing landlords as a first step to class revolution. doesn’t that sound like something that would totally happen??
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boomers will do shit like directly disobey map directions and then throw a fit because they ended up in traffic (even though the directions told them there would be traffic)
December 27, 2024 at 7:06 PM
boomers will do shit like directly disobey map directions and then throw a fit because they ended up in traffic (even though the directions told them there would be traffic)
stares at you with my big wet eyes
December 26, 2024 at 1:41 AM
stares at you with my big wet eyes
ok i’m back and ready to party with my freshly pierced taint
December 18, 2024 at 12:51 AM
ok i’m back and ready to party with my freshly pierced taint
i once again believe i am leaking cerebro spinal fluid ^_^
December 11, 2024 at 8:17 PM
i once again believe i am leaking cerebro spinal fluid ^_^
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You know how some women 'walk into' their perfume? I've just done that but with a lamp post.
December 10, 2024 at 11:02 AM
You know how some women 'walk into' their perfume? I've just done that but with a lamp post.
I Believe That Is A Ruffles Chip To Consume
December 8, 2024 at 6:05 PM
I Believe That Is A Ruffles Chip To Consume
bro thinks he the shit fr
December 8, 2024 at 4:28 AM
bro thinks he the shit fr
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December 7, 2024 at 3:34 PM
gonna make my nativity scene out of calcified fecal matter this year
December 7, 2024 at 7:15 PM
gonna make my nativity scene out of calcified fecal matter this year
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hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i heard they shot a ceo and the mayor’s super shitty
December 7, 2024 at 6:58 PM
hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i heard they shot a ceo and the mayor’s super shitty
punching my fat retarded husband in the mouth because he asked for hotdogs and mac n cheese for dinner
December 7, 2024 at 7:12 PM
punching my fat retarded husband in the mouth because he asked for hotdogs and mac n cheese for dinner
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this video brings me a peace so beautiful
December 7, 2024 at 4:22 PM
this video brings me a peace so beautiful
pooping myself and shaking it out through my pant leg at my grandpas funeral
December 7, 2024 at 3:11 AM
pooping myself and shaking it out through my pant leg at my grandpas funeral
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L̴̖̞̹̂̌̌̍̏̄̽̕͘͝ị̴̛̛͎̗͌̌̇͂̋̎s̶͉̝̽́͊a̸̧̰͙̞͇̭̖̋̾̂̿̌́̓́̚̚ǹ̶̠͕͈͓̣̀̆̚͝͝ͅ ̶̧̲̯̲͖̩̼͈̹͒̆̎̅͘̚͜a̶̡̯̖̬̮̭̼̐͛̿̉̄̅̓͜l̴̢̫͚͈̩͂̒͂͒̿̀͊̆͋͜ ̸͕͎̫͓̬͍̫̪͒́Ģ̴͖͉̺͕͕͚̙̱̾a̴̩̹͍̋͑̈͑̋͆i̷̧͎͈͇͔͎̲̺̍̑͊͐́͠b̷̞͂͋̓̇̈́̿͠
December 6, 2024 at 5:23 PM
L̴̖̞̹̂̌̌̍̏̄̽̕͘͝ị̴̛̛͎̗͌̌̇͂̋̎s̶͉̝̽́͊a̸̧̰͙̞͇̭̖̋̾̂̿̌́̓́̚̚ǹ̶̠͕͈͓̣̀̆̚͝͝ͅ ̶̧̲̯̲͖̩̼͈̹͒̆̎̅͘̚͜a̶̡̯̖̬̮̭̼̐͛̿̉̄̅̓͜l̴̢̫͚͈̩͂̒͂͒̿̀͊̆͋͜ ̸͕͎̫͓̬͍̫̪͒́Ģ̴͖͉̺͕͕͚̙̱̾a̴̩̹͍̋͑̈͑̋͆i̷̧͎͈͇͔͎̲̺̍̑͊͐́͠b̷̞͂͋̓̇̈́̿͠
suctioned my rectal cavity to the ground and now i can’t get up
December 6, 2024 at 4:02 AM
suctioned my rectal cavity to the ground and now i can’t get up
call my wife a geologist the way she be taking my stones (she is eating my kidney stones)
December 6, 2024 at 2:52 AM
call my wife a geologist the way she be taking my stones (she is eating my kidney stones)
FUCKING KILLLLLLL!!!!!!!
December 6, 2024 at 2:38 AM
FUCKING KILLLLLLL!!!!!!!
@theshrimpening.bsky.social please take me back mama i’m sorry for making edgy joke :(
December 6, 2024 at 12:40 AM
@theshrimpening.bsky.social please take me back mama i’m sorry for making edgy joke :(