Glengarry Glen Ross Johnston
@stillweavens.bsky.social
WillStevensNYC and stillweavens on the bird app.
NYC . I/O Psychology . Funk .
Mets . Islanders . Knicks . Portsmouth FC . FC St. Pauli . Barça
NYC . I/O Psychology . Funk .
Mets . Islanders . Knicks . Portsmouth FC . FC St. Pauli . Barça
15th inning time
October 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
15th inning time
As a New Yorker, I am a Muslim. I am a Jew. I am Black. I am gay. I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here.
June 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
As a New Yorker, I am a Muslim. I am a Jew. I am Black. I am gay. I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here.
I needed to find the true meaning of being an Islander to figure out what’s wrong with the team, so I went to the subject matter experts in the Philippines.
January 16, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I needed to find the true meaning of being an Islander to figure out what’s wrong with the team, so I went to the subject matter experts in the Philippines.
Me whenever I’m 3 beers deep and I give my spiel about how pizza joints are a public trust and the best NY pizza joint is the one that is closest to your home and serves the neighborhood/community.
December 18, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Me whenever I’m 3 beers deep and I give my spiel about how pizza joints are a public trust and the best NY pizza joint is the one that is closest to your home and serves the neighborhood/community.
Most people only like Sperm Whales because of their “junk (melon)”, but to me, they are so much more.
December 17, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Most people only like Sperm Whales because of their “junk (melon)”, but to me, they are so much more.
@cultureoflosing.bsky.social
The 2024-25 version of this post is gonna go hard
The 2024-25 version of this post is gonna go hard
December 1, 2024 at 3:28 AM
@cultureoflosing.bsky.social
The 2024-25 version of this post is gonna go hard
The 2024-25 version of this post is gonna go hard
Bill James (who has made a huge ass of himself since he joined Twitter), did make this succinct and poignant statement. I can’t help but think of it at the end of every Islanders game, win or lose.
November 26, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Bill James (who has made a huge ass of himself since he joined Twitter), did make this succinct and poignant statement. I can’t help but think of it at the end of every Islanders game, win or lose.
Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.
November 20, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.
Now and forever, I love this guy
February 2, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Now and forever, I love this guy
Well, we now know Lane Lambert thinks about Ancient Rome. #isles
September 27, 2023 at 1:59 AM
Well, we now know Lane Lambert thinks about Ancient Rome. #isles
Wait, before the writer strike ends…any TV execs wanna expose their soulless ass one more time?
September 27, 2023 at 1:28 AM
Wait, before the writer strike ends…any TV execs wanna expose their soulless ass one more time?
A lot of Swifties are about to the proud owners of red football jerseys with “PANARIN 10” on the back or something to that effect.
September 25, 2023 at 11:05 PM
A lot of Swifties are about to the proud owners of red football jerseys with “PANARIN 10” on the back or something to that effect.
I wanna go on the record, I'm recommending Shohei Ohtani for 2023 AL MVP
August 24, 2023 at 4:45 PM
I wanna go on the record, I'm recommending Shohei Ohtani for 2023 AL MVP
Atlantic League (LI Ducks) vibing. The glizzy’s never stood a chance.
July 15, 2023 at 2:05 PM
Atlantic League (LI Ducks) vibing. The glizzy’s never stood a chance.