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* SE London or Kent depending on who’s asking
* Dog papa 🐕
* 🥾 🏋️♂️ 🏊♂️ ⛷️ 🍷 ✈️
* Dog papa 🐕
* 🥾 🏋️♂️ 🏊♂️ ⛷️ 🍷 ✈️
I need more IG friends
(I promise to post more again)
(I promise to post more again)
December 1, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I need more IG friends
(I promise to post more again)
(I promise to post more again)
Today we wore black like my soul
November 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Today we wore black like my soul
Redeemed myself for yesterday’s debacle
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Redeemed myself for yesterday’s debacle
Turns out #Apple doesn’t actually give you a discount on a product even though that’s what the fine print says. Instead you get a gift card you can use on the next purchase. Bit cheeky if you ask me.
November 28, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Turns out #Apple doesn’t actually give you a discount on a product even though that’s what the fine print says. Instead you get a gift card you can use on the next purchase. Bit cheeky if you ask me.
He really isn’t happy about the neighbours’ cat sitting in our garden
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 AM
He really isn’t happy about the neighbours’ cat sitting in our garden
All that excess energy at the gym
November 23, 2025 at 1:40 PM
All that excess energy at the gym
Happy Friday, folks. Gym progress is progressing.
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Happy Friday, folks. Gym progress is progressing.
Massaging them leggies
November 21, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Massaging them leggies
Couldn’t capture the upper body pump at the gym because someone way hotter was occupying the mirror. I’m quite chuffed with my progress 🥹
November 20, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Couldn’t capture the upper body pump at the gym because someone way hotter was occupying the mirror. I’m quite chuffed with my progress 🥹
I have a love hate relationship with the new leg routine my PT put together.
November 19, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I have a love hate relationship with the new leg routine my PT put together.
It never gets old
November 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
It never gets old
Good morning. Ready for another 15-hour day on this business trip
November 11, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Good morning. Ready for another 15-hour day on this business trip
Did get myself out of the house though for some urgent shopping
November 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Did get myself out of the house though for some urgent shopping
There she is! There she is!
(ok only the lower part, you need a different angle and lighting for the upper one)
(ok only the lower part, you need a different angle and lighting for the upper one)
October 30, 2025 at 4:32 PM
There she is! There she is!
(ok only the lower part, you need a different angle and lighting for the upper one)
(ok only the lower part, you need a different angle and lighting for the upper one)
In my happy place (bit sad I know)
October 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
In my happy place (bit sad I know)
The lunch run in question
October 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The lunch run in question
Don’t forget to stretch, boys
October 19, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Don’t forget to stretch, boys
Ok I went to the gym by myself like a (lonely) grown man
October 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Ok I went to the gym by myself like a (lonely) grown man
It’s an impossible task trying to take a selfie with this dog on a hike
October 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
It’s an impossible task trying to take a selfie with this dog on a hike