The Malcontents™
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hi been a long time don't worry about it we're back with ESSENTIAL WORLD SERIES CONTENT
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World Series Preview
Unprecedented access with Toronto's greatest baseball mind
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October 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
hi been a long time don't worry about it we're back with ESSENTIAL WORLD SERIES CONTENT
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We're back with the topic people just can't stop talking about: soccer uniforms
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90's Soccer: So Hot Right Now
Is there enough soccer history in America to mine it for inspiration?
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July 17, 2025 at 1:02 PM
We're back with the topic people just can't stop talking about: soccer uniforms
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The Panel stands ready and willing to address any offseason bullshit these conferences try to get away with.
July 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The Panel stands ready and willing to address any offseason bullshit these conferences try to get away with.
The Panel: Big 12 Preseason Poll
An exercise in journalistic bravery
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July 10, 2025 at 12:48 PM
it is important the world know that better things are possible
July 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
it is important the world know that better things are possible
The Finals are tied 1-1 and headed back to Indiana, so @levey.bsky.social is here to talk about jerseys again.
No, we also don't understand why he's like this.
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No, we also don't understand why he's like this.
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The Indiana Pacers (Nike) Jersey Tier List
More critical NBA Finals analysis
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June 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
The Finals are tied 1-1 and headed back to Indiana, so @levey.bsky.social is here to talk about jerseys again.
No, we also don't understand why he's like this.
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No, we also don't understand why he's like this.
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In which @dudebrabroman.bsky.social and @levey.bsky.social have decided intentional stupidity is a virtue and wrote a love letter to its greatest practitioners:
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I Don't Think the Pacers Understand They Can Die
On the razor-thin line between immaturity and invincibility
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June 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
In which @dudebrabroman.bsky.social and @levey.bsky.social have decided intentional stupidity is a virtue and wrote a love letter to its greatest practitioners:
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@levey.bsky.social with some heavy-hitting basketball analysis before the Finals tip off tonight
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The Oklahoma City Thunder Jersey Tier List
An essential NBA Finals preview
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June 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
@levey.bsky.social with some heavy-hitting basketball analysis before the Finals tip off tonight
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@levey.bsky.social got mad again so you know what that means: a new recurring column!
This time, it's Ferrari giving him the blues. Or not, actually. Which is the whole problem.
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This time, it's Ferrari giving him the blues. Or not, actually. Which is the whole problem.
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The Blue Ferrari: An F1 White Whale
Post Position — Edition 01
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April 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
@levey.bsky.social got mad again so you know what that means: a new recurring column!
This time, it's Ferrari giving him the blues. Or not, actually. Which is the whole problem.
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This time, it's Ferrari giving him the blues. Or not, actually. Which is the whole problem.
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What the fuck, man?
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This Week In Bullshit
I will never acknowledge that pitchers are athletes.
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March 31, 2025 at 6:48 PM
What the fuck, man?
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who among us
March 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
who among us
Important: Baseball is back today
Important-er: The Panel is back today
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Important-er: The Panel is back today
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The Panel: 162 Quite Bitter Beings
The biggest drop since Game 5 of the 2024 World Series
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March 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Important: Baseball is back today
Important-er: The Panel is back today
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Important-er: The Panel is back today
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after some technical difficulties, the smartest posters on the internet are once again here to solve your bracket woes at the very last minute:
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The Panel: Arch Sadness
A look into whether any sport can be good if you make it single-elimination.
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March 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
after some technical difficulties, the smartest posters on the internet are once again here to solve your bracket woes at the very last minute:
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brand new sentence: here are 1,300 words on MLS uniforms
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resident design crank @levey.bsky.social has opinions, imagine that
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resident design crank @levey.bsky.social has opinions, imagine that
MLS Jersey Week, Ranked
It's Soccer SZN on Sticky Substack
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February 17, 2025 at 2:47 PM
brand new sentence: here are 1,300 words on MLS uniforms
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resident design crank @levey.bsky.social has opinions, imagine that
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resident design crank @levey.bsky.social has opinions, imagine that
it's posts like this that made me certain he was Sticky Substack material
Dallas fans have protested Luka being traded harder than congressional dems have fought a coup
Mavs fans go extremely hard. From today's protest over the Luka trade via @bobbykaralla.bsky.social on the other site
February 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
it's posts like this that made me certain he was Sticky Substack material
WE HAVE OUR CORRESPONDENT ON THE STREETS GO BIRDS
January 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
WE HAVE OUR CORRESPONDENT ON THE STREETS GO BIRDS
January 20, 2025 at 10:00 AM
INSTANT REACTIONS!!!!!!! stickyglove.substack.com/p/starting-9...
Starting 9: ROKI SASA-SWEEPSTAKES
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
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January 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
INSTANT REACTIONS!!!!!!! stickyglove.substack.com/p/starting-9...
One of our (too many) Notre Dame fans reckoned with the future throughout the Cotton Bowl. Did we learn anything? Reader, what do you think. stickyglove.substack.com/p/cotton-bow...
Cotton Bowl 'Prisoner of the Moment' Liveblog
A Notre Dame fan engages in a little emotional scouting.
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January 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
One of our (too many) Notre Dame fans reckoned with the future throughout the Cotton Bowl. Did we learn anything? Reader, what do you think. stickyglove.substack.com/p/cotton-bow...
It’s tough picking a team to root for here. On one hand you’ve got an institution that never really got punished for cheating and being generally annoying, and on the other hand it’s Ohio State.
January 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
It’s tough picking a team to root for here. On one hand you’ve got an institution that never really got punished for cheating and being generally annoying, and on the other hand it’s Ohio State.
bevo? more like BOZO
January 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
bevo? more like BOZO
James Franklin
January 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
James Franklin
It’s tough picking a team to root for here. On one hand you’ve got an institution that never really fully reckoned with the horrors of covering up sexual abuse, and on the other hand it’s Penn State.
January 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
It’s tough picking a team to root for here. On one hand you’ve got an institution that never really fully reckoned with the horrors of covering up sexual abuse, and on the other hand it’s Penn State.