Hails
@stewiefamilyguy.bsky.social
Im like if a girl was 25
she/her
she/her
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always a dracula, never a dracula's bride
November 15, 2024 at 7:21 PM
always a dracula, never a dracula's bride
I was meant to be on my iPhone and act insane
November 16, 2024 at 11:01 PM
I was meant to be on my iPhone and act insane
Worst part about growing up in poverty is that I have bad teeth and I’m fat
November 16, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Worst part about growing up in poverty is that I have bad teeth and I’m fat
If you were a man and a pretty girl sent you this would you be mad?
November 15, 2024 at 6:05 PM
If you were a man and a pretty girl sent you this would you be mad?
Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
November 15, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
Referring to my situationship as the killer
November 14, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Referring to my situationship as the killer
The front bottoms is like the Bruce Springsteen for the Midwest
November 14, 2024 at 7:11 PM
The front bottoms is like the Bruce Springsteen for the Midwest
This is very similar to the situation I had growing up and if a man ever said he wanted to throw up after hearing me talk about it I would k*ll myself right in front of him
November 14, 2024 at 6:52 PM
This is very similar to the situation I had growing up and if a man ever said he wanted to throw up after hearing me talk about it I would k*ll myself right in front of him
Girls when they listen to a man tell the stupid who’s on first joke
July 25, 2023 at 4:12 AM
Girls when they listen to a man tell the stupid who’s on first joke
Just sent this whole script to this stupid skit to a man because he referenced it and I need him to like me
July 25, 2023 at 4:10 AM
Just sent this whole script to this stupid skit to a man because he referenced it and I need him to like me
What if I’m non ethically non monogamous
July 25, 2023 at 4:08 AM
What if I’m non ethically non monogamous
When I’m really feeling down I like to listen to travelin soldier by the chicks
July 25, 2023 at 4:07 AM
When I’m really feeling down I like to listen to travelin soldier by the chicks
I almost passed out 5 minutes before making this post…. Don’t ask why
July 25, 2023 at 3:56 AM
I almost passed out 5 minutes before making this post…. Don’t ask why