santafía 🎄
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*twas the night before christmas voice*
and the sky was made of amethyst
and all the stars were just like little fish
and the sky was made of amethyst
and all the stars were just like little fish
December 20, 2024 at 5:44 AM
*twas the night before christmas voice*
and the sky was made of amethyst
and all the stars were just like little fish
and the sky was made of amethyst
and all the stars were just like little fish
willem dafairweather friend
December 16, 2024 at 3:04 AM
willem dafairweather friend
do you guys like my cool pants?
December 12, 2024 at 3:31 AM
do you guys like my cool pants?
santafía's coming to town (i've actually been here all year because this is the town where i live)
December 8, 2024 at 10:52 PM
santafía's coming to town (i've actually been here all year because this is the town where i live)
i am so good at my job and i love my job soooo much. unfortunately i do still want to kill myself
December 3, 2024 at 11:57 PM
i am so good at my job and i love my job soooo much. unfortunately i do still want to kill myself
i had to jump out of a still-moving lyft this morning because the driver was so busy telling me about how he wanted to come back to my house and fuck me after work to notice that he had turned the wrong way down a one-way street
November 30, 2024 at 1:43 AM
i had to jump out of a still-moving lyft this morning because the driver was so busy telling me about how he wanted to come back to my house and fuck me after work to notice that he had turned the wrong way down a one-way street
happy thanksgrinching
November 29, 2024 at 1:54 AM
happy thanksgrinching
i hate thanksgiving for many reasons. some are personal, some are political, and two are trite:
- too many people chewing in the same room
- when i am uncomfortably full, i want to lie down alone in my own house. i do not want to be full in someone else's house
- too many people chewing in the same room
- when i am uncomfortably full, i want to lie down alone in my own house. i do not want to be full in someone else's house
November 26, 2024 at 8:11 PM
i hate thanksgiving for many reasons. some are personal, some are political, and two are trite:
- too many people chewing in the same room
- when i am uncomfortably full, i want to lie down alone in my own house. i do not want to be full in someone else's house
- too many people chewing in the same room
- when i am uncomfortably full, i want to lie down alone in my own house. i do not want to be full in someone else's house
my beautiful house is so clean and i am planning unspeakable horrors
i want to be evil but unfortunately i have to clean my house first
November 24, 2024 at 2:58 PM
my beautiful house is so clean and i am planning unspeakable horrors
i want to be evil but unfortunately i have to clean my house first
November 23, 2024 at 4:08 AM
i want to be evil but unfortunately i have to clean my house first
i think we should stop calling it the "explorer's grand slam." you're not exploring anything! you're just doing something dangerous
November 23, 2024 at 12:06 AM
i think we should stop calling it the "explorer's grand slam." you're not exploring anything! you're just doing something dangerous
last time i tried to use bluesky (2023), i logged on and immediately saw a large, circumcised penis. this time, it took three days and it was uncircumcised
November 20, 2024 at 4:03 AM
last time i tried to use bluesky (2023), i logged on and immediately saw a large, circumcised penis. this time, it took three days and it was uncircumcised
you're paying hundreds of dollars to see MCR. i don't have hundreds of dollars. we are not the same
November 16, 2024 at 6:53 PM
you're paying hundreds of dollars to see MCR. i don't have hundreds of dollars. we are not the same
not watching the big fight tonight because i believe the only sacred form of violence is revenge
November 16, 2024 at 5:30 AM
not watching the big fight tonight because i believe the only sacred form of violence is revenge
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this account is a safe space for evil and deranged women
November 10, 2024 at 3:53 PM
this account is a safe space for evil and deranged women
move over "the lord," i'm your shepherd now
November 15, 2024 at 7:43 PM
move over "the lord," i'm your shepherd now
always a dracula, never a dracula's bride
November 15, 2024 at 7:21 PM
always a dracula, never a dracula's bride
sorry to the guy i fainted in front of last night ✌️ thanks for doing nothing, that was the right call
September 29, 2023 at 2:27 PM
sorry to the guy i fainted in front of last night ✌️ thanks for doing nothing, that was the right call
this is what i look like. if you even care
September 24, 2023 at 1:24 AM
this is what i look like. if you even care
my definitive opinion on taylor swift is that people who like her too much and people who hate her too much are equally annoying
September 23, 2023 at 5:42 PM
my definitive opinion on taylor swift is that people who like her too much and people who hate her too much are equally annoying
drinking evil juice and thinking about committing crimes
July 2, 2023 at 3:17 AM
drinking evil juice and thinking about committing crimes
me and my new follower
June 27, 2023 at 1:55 AM
me and my new follower
i'm actually leaving my old grudges in the past so i can create newer, stronger grudges here
the most important thing about moving to a new website is ensuring all grudges are meticulously reproduced and transferred over
June 22, 2023 at 7:26 PM
i'm actually leaving my old grudges in the past so i can create newer, stronger grudges here
dying and being reborn as a bitter green, call that reinchardnation
dying and being reborn as a symphony conductor, call that reintárnation
June 22, 2023 at 3:07 AM
dying and being reborn as a bitter green, call that reinchardnation