Stewie Tea
@stewiecoffee.bsky.social
Fat skinny man-child 🇬🇧 🇺🇲
My Skeets are here 👇
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ctkzdlbkl5tkz3o4wa6d4fr/feed/aaagaf6qeqoqm
🌍 Cambridge - England
My Skeets are here 👇
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ctkzdlbkl5tkz3o4wa6d4fr/feed/aaagaf6qeqoqm
🌍 Cambridge - England
Therapy was a blast again! Halloween special 🦋🖤🧡
November 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Therapy was a blast again! Halloween special 🦋🖤🧡
I was told my 'problems' were just a 'Storm in a Teacup'
So I spoke to my therapist about it...
So I spoke to my therapist about it...
September 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I was told my 'problems' were just a 'Storm in a Teacup'
So I spoke to my therapist about it...
So I spoke to my therapist about it...
I asked the Universe for a sign.
The sign:
The sign:
September 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I asked the Universe for a sign.
The sign:
The sign:
It's weird because your profile has looked like this for a while. But when I click on your pfp... Hey Presto...? 🤔
September 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
It's weird because your profile has looked like this for a while. But when I click on your pfp... Hey Presto...? 🤔
Ladies! What's stopping you from looking like this?
September 5, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Ladies! What's stopping you from looking like this?
Just so you know if you're on here I love you for your wonderful minds, not just your fantastic boobs.
*especially you Dave
*especially you Dave
August 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Just so you know if you're on here I love you for your wonderful minds, not just your fantastic boobs.
*especially you Dave
*especially you Dave
What perfect albums came out when you were 16?*
*No retroactive cool, please.
Albums they were in the house that you actively purchased and listened to...
*No retroactive cool, please.
Albums they were in the house that you actively purchased and listened to...
July 30, 2025 at 2:17 AM
What perfect albums came out when you were 16?*
*No retroactive cool, please.
Albums they were in the house that you actively purchased and listened to...
*No retroactive cool, please.
Albums they were in the house that you actively purchased and listened to...
Post your comfort album
April 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Post your comfort album
A movie that takes place where you’re from
April 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
Which is the more poetic term for 'jizz'?
Trying to nail valentine's this year.
Trying to nail valentine's this year.
January 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Which is the more poetic term for 'jizz'?
Trying to nail valentine's this year.
Trying to nail valentine's this year.
[ᴊᴏʙ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴠɪᴇᴡ]
Them: Take a seat, relax and just be yourself.
Me:
Them: Take a seat, relax and just be yourself.
Me:
January 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
[ᴊᴏʙ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴠɪᴇᴡ]
Them: Take a seat, relax and just be yourself.
Me:
Them: Take a seat, relax and just be yourself.
Me:
This guy's checking out ya butt. I think he approves!
January 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
This guy's checking out ya butt. I think he approves!
Spot the difference?
January 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Spot the difference?
Gweneth Paltrow's head
*Fingers Crossed*
*Fingers Crossed*
December 18, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Gweneth Paltrow's head
*Fingers Crossed*
*Fingers Crossed*
Yes! I've been using it for a week and the results are amazing!
December 15, 2024 at 9:36 AM
Yes! I've been using it for a week and the results are amazing!
Personally, I use tinsel and baubles. But....
December 14, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Personally, I use tinsel and baubles. But....
Post a PERFECT album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam
December 12, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Post a PERFECT album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam
Hahaha. I've only ever made one meme in my lifetime and it's this...
Applies to internet dating and shopping...
Applies to internet dating and shopping...
November 16, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Hahaha. I've only ever made one meme in my lifetime and it's this...
Applies to internet dating and shopping...
Applies to internet dating and shopping...
