Steve Collier
@steviepops.bsky.social
Leftie, data chef, amateur luthier. Likes cheese, geometry and cats. Dislikes Nazis, Top Gear and brown bread.
Nothing to see here. Move along.
December 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Nothing to see here. Move along.
Help is out there.
December 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Help is out there.
"Bumper crop of onions again, dear."
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"We're going to need more jars. A lot more jars."
"Oh, God."
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"We're going to need more jars. A lot more jars."
"Oh, God."
October 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
"Bumper crop of onions again, dear."
"?"
"We're going to need more jars. A lot more jars."
"Oh, God."
"?"
"We're going to need more jars. A lot more jars."
"Oh, God."
Unnerving 'sheep centipede' draft excluder in TK Maxx this morning.
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Unnerving 'sheep centipede' draft excluder in TK Maxx this morning.
Genuinely read, and re-read, this as an ill-capitalised "weird Al video".
September 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Genuinely read, and re-read, this as an ill-capitalised "weird Al video".
Latest nonsense clickbait from Facebook. Sarah Jessica Parker has changed a lot since her 'Thekth & The Thity' days.
September 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Latest nonsense clickbait from Facebook. Sarah Jessica Parker has changed a lot since her 'Thekth & The Thity' days.
Mind your fingers, everyone.
August 26, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Mind your fingers, everyone.
Not everything is a problem that requires a circuitry-based solution, tech people.
August 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Not everything is a problem that requires a circuitry-based solution, tech people.
Struggling to think of a more suitable picture than this one from the 1985 Spitting Image Book.
August 24, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Struggling to think of a more suitable picture than this one from the 1985 Spitting Image Book.
That's a relief. She had me worried for a minute there.
August 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
That's a relief. She had me worried for a minute there.
This would be a perfect addition to my "Gregg Wallace's Face Burned Into Things" collection. Do you think they'd take £25?
August 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
This would be a perfect addition to my "Gregg Wallace's Face Burned Into Things" collection. Do you think they'd take £25?
A shirtless Geoffrey Rush celebrates getting his A-level results this morning.
August 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
A shirtless Geoffrey Rush celebrates getting his A-level results this morning.
"Pardon me for asking, ma'am, but do you have Google?"
June 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
"Pardon me for asking, ma'am, but do you have Google?"
Grab two random boxes, upend the contents and wear them as makeshift boots. Pretend nothing's amiss 'nonchalant cowboy'-style. Poncho and thin cheroot to complete the look.
June 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Grab two random boxes, upend the contents and wear them as makeshift boots. Pretend nothing's amiss 'nonchalant cowboy'-style. Poncho and thin cheroot to complete the look.
What the fuck, Temu?
June 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
What the fuck, Temu?
"I know there are some hysterical claims... flying around but honestly, they've always treated me incredibly well, and what a privilege to be paid to have a laugh with my friends." Kearse
June 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
"I know there are some hysterical claims... flying around but honestly, they've always treated me incredibly well, and what a privilege to be paid to have a laugh with my friends." Kearse
Found this little chap left for me last night. Weirdly, with added garnish.
June 8, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Found this little chap left for me last night. Weirdly, with added garnish.
Hello AI. I suspect the word you're looking for here is 'nonsense', which is precisely what these pile of shit Google results are.
June 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Hello AI. I suspect the word you're looking for here is 'nonsense', which is precisely what these pile of shit Google results are.
This fella just appeared on local BBC news. Nominative determinism at its finest.
May 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
This fella just appeared on local BBC news. Nominative determinism at its finest.