Steve Collier
@steviepops.bsky.social
Leftie, data chef, amateur luthier. Likes cheese, geometry and cats. Dislikes Nazis, Top Gear and brown bread.
Unnerving 'sheep centipede' draft excluder in TK Maxx this morning.
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Unnerving 'sheep centipede' draft excluder in TK Maxx this morning.
Latest nonsense clickbait from Facebook. Sarah Jessica Parker has changed a lot since her 'Thekth & The Thity' days.
September 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Latest nonsense clickbait from Facebook. Sarah Jessica Parker has changed a lot since her 'Thekth & The Thity' days.
Mind your fingers, everyone.
August 26, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Mind your fingers, everyone.
That's a relief. She had me worried for a minute there.
August 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
That's a relief. She had me worried for a minute there.
What the fuck, Temu?
June 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
What the fuck, Temu?
Hello AI. I suspect the word you're looking for here is 'nonsense', which is precisely what these pile of shit Google results are.
June 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Hello AI. I suspect the word you're looking for here is 'nonsense', which is precisely what these pile of shit Google results are.
This fella just appeared on local BBC news. Nominative determinism at its finest.
May 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
This fella just appeared on local BBC news. Nominative determinism at its finest.
Playing the app version of Catchphrase (yeah, I know). Somehow, this isn't CAMEL TOE.
April 7, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Playing the app version of Catchphrase (yeah, I know). Somehow, this isn't CAMEL TOE.
"Baby, give it up, give it up. Ba-by give it u-up..."
March 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
"Baby, give it up, give it up. Ba-by give it u-up..."
Hello estate agents. Please stop using strange perspective on your photos. I know that front door can't be wider than it is tall.
March 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Hello estate agents. Please stop using strange perspective on your photos. I know that front door can't be wider than it is tall.
What can I say? Temu knows me. That is a thing of beauty.
March 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
What can I say? Temu knows me. That is a thing of beauty.
Post a picture of you that’s not actually a picture of you.
March 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Post a picture of you that’s not actually a picture of you.
So this just showed up on FB (minus the 'Bollocks' - I added this in case it looked like I was promoting the ket-addled weirdo). Reeks of desperate PR on a friendly Tech Bro platform to me, trying to paint him as some sort of philanthropist.
February 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
So this just showed up on FB (minus the 'Bollocks' - I added this in case it looked like I was promoting the ket-addled weirdo). Reeks of desperate PR on a friendly Tech Bro platform to me, trying to paint him as some sort of philanthropist.
If there's an adjacent Pickle Reservoir then I'm straight in the car with a loaf of bread.
February 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
If there's an adjacent Pickle Reservoir then I'm straight in the car with a loaf of bread.
"We didn't start the fire." Methinks Billy Joel doth protest too much.
February 18, 2025 at 8:24 AM
"We didn't start the fire." Methinks Billy Joel doth protest too much.
Thanks for the clarification, listings writer - was confused for a moment there. I'll confess though, I'd be more inclined to watch if it was about the other definition.
February 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Thanks for the clarification, listings writer - was confused for a moment there. I'll confess though, I'd be more inclined to watch if it was about the other definition.
I'm at Frank Black's 30th anniversary of Teenager Of The Year gig in London. Everyone here looks like me. It's quite disconcerting, like we're in a gang.
February 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I'm at Frank Black's 30th anniversary of Teenager Of The Year gig in London. Everyone here looks like me. It's quite disconcerting, like we're in a gang.
Yet another low-budget endorsement from a celebrity whose best years are behind them.
January 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Yet another low-budget endorsement from a celebrity whose best years are behind them.
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
January 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
Definite 'Awkward Family Photo' feel to early Depeche Mode publicity shots.
January 27, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Definite 'Awkward Family Photo' feel to early Depeche Mode publicity shots.
Feeling slight awkwardness at the new Domino's exorcism ad. I think they should have tamped down his knob a bit.
January 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Feeling slight awkwardness at the new Domino's exorcism ad. I think they should have tamped down his knob a bit.
New character name just dropped.
January 18, 2025 at 10:19 AM
New character name just dropped.
Can't decide whether M&S's Brain Ball looks more like kitchen sweepings stuck together with jam, or an infected scrotum. Either way it's not good news for those of us who 'eat with their eyes'.
January 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Can't decide whether M&S's Brain Ball looks more like kitchen sweepings stuck together with jam, or an infected scrotum. Either way it's not good news for those of us who 'eat with their eyes'.
This chap standing behind Trump looks like he's had a tiny seventies rock star drafted onto his chops.
January 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This chap standing behind Trump looks like he's had a tiny seventies rock star drafted onto his chops.
In the original Karate Kid film, Danny's mum makes him a 'shower cubicle' costume to wear to the fancy dress party to avoid him getting bullied. I don't feel enough is made of the WTF?/impractical nature of this.
January 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
In the original Karate Kid film, Danny's mum makes him a 'shower cubicle' costume to wear to the fancy dress party to avoid him getting bullied. I don't feel enough is made of the WTF?/impractical nature of this.