XmasStevie🎅🏻
@stevet.bsky.social
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️🇬🇧 64. Although retired my penis continues to work. Just posting stuff that catches my eye. DMs may be answered if you’ve followed me for a while.
I have most of them.
Try and get this one. Next to Krampus it’s my favourite.
Try and get this one. Next to Krampus it’s my favourite.
December 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I have most of them.
Try and get this one. Next to Krampus it’s my favourite.
Try and get this one. Next to Krampus it’s my favourite.
Just saw this. Bought! ❤️❤️❤️
December 8, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Just saw this. Bought! ❤️❤️❤️
Just ordered.
That’s my Crimbo viewing sorted
1/2
That’s my Crimbo viewing sorted
1/2
December 8, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Just ordered.
That’s my Crimbo viewing sorted
1/2
That’s my Crimbo viewing sorted
1/2
Morning everyone, happy Monday 😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️
I've woken up in an odd mood today 😮💨. It's this time of the year, I was expecting it to happen. Unlike many of you, I'm not fond of the whole Crimbo thing, for reasons I'll keep to myself.
Anyway, here comes Santa Claus.
I've woken up in an odd mood today 😮💨. It's this time of the year, I was expecting it to happen. Unlike many of you, I'm not fond of the whole Crimbo thing, for reasons I'll keep to myself.
Anyway, here comes Santa Claus.
December 8, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Morning everyone, happy Monday 😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️
I've woken up in an odd mood today 😮💨. It's this time of the year, I was expecting it to happen. Unlike many of you, I'm not fond of the whole Crimbo thing, for reasons I'll keep to myself.
Anyway, here comes Santa Claus.
I've woken up in an odd mood today 😮💨. It's this time of the year, I was expecting it to happen. Unlike many of you, I'm not fond of the whole Crimbo thing, for reasons I'll keep to myself.
Anyway, here comes Santa Claus.
Do you know the Muffin man
The Muffin man, the Muffin man
Oh, do you know the Muffin man
Who lives on Drury Lane?
The Muffin man, the Muffin man
Oh, do you know the Muffin man
Who lives on Drury Lane?
December 7, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Do you know the Muffin man
The Muffin man, the Muffin man
Oh, do you know the Muffin man
Who lives on Drury Lane?
The Muffin man, the Muffin man
Oh, do you know the Muffin man
Who lives on Drury Lane?
It's time for the Sunday Skircle of Sexyiness ❤️❤️❤️
On XmasStevie's bonkability scale, 1 being wouldn't bonk, 10 being would definitely bonk, you're all tens. So get round here and let's have an orgy, I have refreshments 😂😂❤️❤️❤️
On XmasStevie's bonkability scale, 1 being wouldn't bonk, 10 being would definitely bonk, you're all tens. So get round here and let's have an orgy, I have refreshments 😂😂❤️❤️❤️
December 7, 2025 at 8:45 AM
It's time for the Sunday Skircle of Sexyiness ❤️❤️❤️
On XmasStevie's bonkability scale, 1 being wouldn't bonk, 10 being would definitely bonk, you're all tens. So get round here and let's have an orgy, I have refreshments 😂😂❤️❤️❤️
On XmasStevie's bonkability scale, 1 being wouldn't bonk, 10 being would definitely bonk, you're all tens. So get round here and let's have an orgy, I have refreshments 😂😂❤️❤️❤️
Happy Sunday my yuletide yummies 😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️
Have a great day 🥰🥰🥰
Have a great day 🥰🥰🥰
December 7, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Happy Sunday my yuletide yummies 😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️
Have a great day 🥰🥰🥰
Have a great day 🥰🥰🥰
Nice cozy evening a chez XmasStevie’s. Listening to choons and being watched over by Tony S. Put some crystals on the birch thing, in lieu of a crimbo tree. Go Ebeneezer 😂😂😂
December 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Nice cozy evening a chez XmasStevie’s. Listening to choons and being watched over by Tony S. Put some crystals on the birch thing, in lieu of a crimbo tree. Go Ebeneezer 😂😂😂
Happy Saturday, Santa's sexy helpers 😘😘😘
Have a great day my lovelies ❤️❤️❤️
Have a great day my lovelies ❤️❤️❤️
December 6, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Happy Saturday, Santa's sexy helpers 😘😘😘
Have a great day my lovelies ❤️❤️❤️
Have a great day my lovelies ❤️❤️❤️
I am what I am
I don't want praise
I don't want pity
I bang my own drum
Some think it's noise
I think it's pretty
And so what if I love each sparkle and each bangle?
Why not try to see things from a different angle?
Your life is a shame 'til you can shout out
I am what I am
I don't want praise
I don't want pity
I bang my own drum
Some think it's noise
I think it's pretty
And so what if I love each sparkle and each bangle?
Why not try to see things from a different angle?
Your life is a shame 'til you can shout out
I am what I am
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I am what I am
I don't want praise
I don't want pity
I bang my own drum
Some think it's noise
I think it's pretty
And so what if I love each sparkle and each bangle?
Why not try to see things from a different angle?
Your life is a shame 'til you can shout out
I am what I am
I don't want praise
I don't want pity
I bang my own drum
Some think it's noise
I think it's pretty
And so what if I love each sparkle and each bangle?
Why not try to see things from a different angle?
Your life is a shame 'til you can shout out
I am what I am
There I was
A-digging this hole
Hole in the ground
So big & sort of round it was
There was I
Digging it deep
It was flat at at the bottom
& the sides were steep
When along comes
This bloke in a bowler
Which he lifted & scratched his head
Well, he looked down the hole
Poor demented soul
& he said
A-digging this hole
Hole in the ground
So big & sort of round it was
There was I
Digging it deep
It was flat at at the bottom
& the sides were steep
When along comes
This bloke in a bowler
Which he lifted & scratched his head
Well, he looked down the hole
Poor demented soul
& he said
November 23, 2025 at 9:54 AM
There I was
A-digging this hole
Hole in the ground
So big & sort of round it was
There was I
Digging it deep
It was flat at at the bottom
& the sides were steep
When along comes
This bloke in a bowler
Which he lifted & scratched his head
Well, he looked down the hole
Poor demented soul
& he said
A-digging this hole
Hole in the ground
So big & sort of round it was
There was I
Digging it deep
It was flat at at the bottom
& the sides were steep
When along comes
This bloke in a bowler
Which he lifted & scratched his head
Well, he looked down the hole
Poor demented soul
& he said
Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah
November 23, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah
Never mind your big bird, look at my tiny tits 😂😂😘
November 22, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Never mind your big bird, look at my tiny tits 😂😂😘
Afternoon darlings 😘😘😘
Had a busy day so far. The boys downstairs gave me coffee, Pop Kek (a rather nice spongy cake with choc filling), and a shave.
How many filters does it take to make me look human? Answers on a postcard to………….😂
Had a busy day so far. The boys downstairs gave me coffee, Pop Kek (a rather nice spongy cake with choc filling), and a shave.
How many filters does it take to make me look human? Answers on a postcard to………….😂
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Afternoon darlings 😘😘😘
Had a busy day so far. The boys downstairs gave me coffee, Pop Kek (a rather nice spongy cake with choc filling), and a shave.
How many filters does it take to make me look human? Answers on a postcard to………….😂
Had a busy day so far. The boys downstairs gave me coffee, Pop Kek (a rather nice spongy cake with choc filling), and a shave.
How many filters does it take to make me look human? Answers on a postcard to………….😂
Off out to lunch.
Loving 64, living my best life ❤️
Loving 64, living my best life ❤️
November 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Off out to lunch.
Loving 64, living my best life ❤️
Loving 64, living my best life ❤️
Tbh only watched it for him 😂
November 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Tbh only watched it for him 😂
Definitely not the only gay in the village, but maybe the campest 🤣🤣🤣
01/11/2025
01/11/2025
November 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Definitely not the only gay in the village, but maybe the campest 🤣🤣🤣
01/11/2025
01/11/2025
My boys called me downstairs ❤️❤️❤️
October 26, 2025 at 12:16 PM
My boys called me downstairs ❤️❤️❤️