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XmasStevie🎅🏻
@stevet.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇬🇧 64. Although retired my penis continues to work. Just posting stuff that catches my eye. DMs may be answered if you’ve followed me for a while.
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Definitely not the only gay in the village, but maybe the campest 🤣🤣🤣
01/11/2025
Just saw this. Bought! ❤️❤️❤️
December 8, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Just ordered.
That’s my Crimbo viewing sorted
1/2
December 8, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Recharging the rechargeable tea-lights/votive candles. It’s just one big party at mine. Might be the highlight of my day.
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a painting in an office .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a painting in an office .
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:30 AM
@gaymerdancer.bsky.social Have a great Monday sweetie 😘
December 8, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Morning everyone, happy Monday 😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️

I've woken up in an odd mood today 😮‍💨. It's this time of the year, I was expecting it to happen. Unlike many of you, I'm not fond of the whole Crimbo thing, for reasons I'll keep to myself.

Anyway, here comes Santa Claus.
December 8, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Do you know the Muffin man
The Muffin man, the Muffin man
Oh, do you know the Muffin man
Who lives on Drury Lane?
December 7, 2025 at 1:37 PM
It's time for the Sunday Skircle of Sexyiness ❤️❤️❤️
On XmasStevie's bonkability scale, 1 being wouldn't bonk, 10 being would definitely bonk, you're all tens. So get round here and let's have an orgy, I have refreshments 😂😂❤️❤️❤️
December 7, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Happy Sunday my yuletide yummies 😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️
Have a great day 🥰🥰🥰
December 7, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Fred Astaire wouldn't get a 10 from Craig.
December 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Nice cozy evening a chez XmasStevie’s. Listening to choons and being watched over by Tony S. Put some crystals on the birch thing, in lieu of a crimbo tree. Go Ebeneezer 😂😂😂
December 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Something to pass the time, if you can be arsed 😂.My disco..ish playlist.

open.spotify.com/playlist/5UK...
Disco……..ish
open.spotify.com
December 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
12 to 12
open.spotify.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Definitely be giving this a miss.
Trussed up in a broom cupboard under the stairs. Liz talks looney right wing bollocks. Somewhere there’s a padded room with her name on it.

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
The Liz Truss Show review – hapless ravings from a cupboard
Britain’s briefest PM kept her fans waiting before launching her latest plea for Maga attention in the form of a ham-fisted YouTube talk show
www.theguardian.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Happy Saturday, Santa's sexy helpers 😘😘😘
Have a great day my lovelies ❤️❤️❤️
December 6, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Afternoon darlings 😘😘😘
Had a busy day so far. The boys downstairs gave me coffee, Pop Kek (a rather nice spongy cake with choc filling), and a shave.
How many filters does it take to make me look human? Answers on a postcard to………….😂
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Off out to lunch.
Loving 64, living my best life ❤️
November 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Definitely not the only gay in the village, but maybe the campest 🤣🤣🤣
01/11/2025
November 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
My boys called me downstairs ❤️❤️❤️
October 26, 2025 at 12:16 PM
One for the ‘Milestones’ album.
This is what 64 looks like if you’ve led a charmed life, and I have. Blessed & lucky ❤️
October 26, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Evening darlings 💋💋💋
Gay powers etc…………..
Lovely Yusuf was off, so hunky Adem wielded the pruning shears. They’re all great lads.
October 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Out for lunch with my bestie 😘
August 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Good late afternoon/early evening my lovelies ❤️❤️❤️
Hope you are all well.
I’ve been checking out hotels and booked myself 7 days in Istanbul in September. Being retired is so tiring, I need a break 😂😂😂
Have a lovely evening.
Model: Ivor Ruffbottom 👇🏻
August 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Happy Tuesday, my sexy friends 😘.
I took a 2 day time out from ‘socials’ to concentrate on my health & fitness. Tbh, a total overhaul was needed. New diet, exercise regime & Headspace app are in place. An upper body ergometer arrives today (that’s an arm cycle to you & me).
Much love ❤️😘❤️
August 12, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Afternoon lovelies ❤️❤️❤️
Gay powers etc………….
July 15, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I made a friend who really liked the kuzu eti.
So much meat in Turkey 😜
June 13, 2025 at 5:41 AM